#very convincing thank you very much

[jacksgrealish]

i’m really going through it rn lol

#i’ve got 3 of my mates talking about how amazing things are with their boyfriends and stuff #i’ve got another non stop talking about a guy she slept with #and the other talking about how she thinks its going well with a lad from work #and i’m just there like :) #i HATE when the conversation about anything boy related comes up #because i get the inevitable ‘nooo you’re putting yourself down too much youre attractive you’ll find someone’ #okay WHERE #even when i do meet new people it’s not me they’re interested in #when we went to bristol and my other mate managed to get off with someone #and the girl we’d gone to visit was like ‘ah well i thought there was a vibe with you and so and so’ #and i went 🤨 and she went ‘well you know you both dye your hair black’ #very convincing thank you very much #like i’m very happy my friends all have it going good with lads but when the fuck is it my turn #it was the same at uni!! was always me on my own without any lad in any capacity #i just…. it would be nice to feel somewhat wanted lmao #anyway i’ll probs delete this later i’m being pathetic lmaoooo #stacey speaks

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[originalartblog]

@bsdfanweek's skk Valentine's week day 2: Camellias and Floral Troubles

Dazai's love life is so hard. This is in reference to my recent skk post!

#weep for dazai he's trying really hard #they're still settling in their new relationship #enjoy my monstrosity of cursive and capital letters for maximum drama and lisibility #my cursive is rusty and i'm not convinced all of you can even read cursive in the first place #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #skk #soukoku #i'm playing the romantic skk up because it's valentine's day week #when ironically it is very much almost aro week. but most of my stuff falls in the ambiguous category the rest of the year jshdgfsjhfg #also without remi i could not have come up with a corny one-liner so thank you very much

[p00sy-d3stro7er]

I actually thought that my previous text post would be the last one but I found these in the depths of my gallery so. Enjoy your meal *throws them like chicken feed*

#black sails #black sails text post #captain flint #john silver #james mcgraw #thomas hamilton #anne bonny #max black sails #charles vane #edward teach #jack rackham #silverflint #jackanne #maxanne #im convinced that blackbeard is talking about Jack since he would never talk like that about vane #IM SO MAD I HAVENT MADE ANY WITH MADI BUT I COULDNT FIND ANY QUOTE THAT WOULD FIT HER #AND IT LOWKEY LOOKS LIKE IM IGNORING HER ON PURPOSE WHICH ISNT TRUE!! #SHE IS MY 2ND FAV CHARACTER AND I LOVE HER VERY MUCH #anyway. Thank you sm for all the nice reposts under my previous posts they literally make me giggle and kick my feet

[danthropologie]

Christian Horner about Daniel Ricciardo's return to F1 | ESPN F1 Unlapped, August 3, 2023

#christian horner #daniel ricciardo #m:sm #dan #video #red bull redux #i know i'm delusional but 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 insane series of things to say #first of all starting with the recap of daniel's season thus far in the first answer #to just ASSUME that his issues on sunday had to have been because of some other factor??? #literally just giving 'daniel's never done anything wrong in his entire life thank you very much 🥰' #and the entire second answer oh my gOD #EVEN WHEN HE WASNT WITH US?????? #'you can't turn back the clock' but you know what you can fucking do!!! #use the regrets of the past to create a new and better future together!!!! #and christian effectively ending on 'well he's back and he's happy 🥰' is LITERALLY saying exactly that you can't convince me otherwise!!! #I SEE U CHRISTIAN!!

[camellcat]

hey guys. did you know I like season two episode eleven - fear her from the hit tv show doctor who? hey guys. h

#I can't wait until the next time I get to talk about fear h— I mean tenrose. in general. yes. #you will never convince me fear her was a bad episode #it's one of my most rewatched actually thank you very much #there's more btw LOL this isn't even all of it #also I'm so fuckin stupid “someone else opened my eyes to this” GIRL YOU ALREADY BELIEVED THAT?? GIVE URSELF SOME CREDIT FVJNFJNVF #this is a dumb fuckin post but it was funny to me #I don't think there's a single episode of this show I talk about more than fear her #simply can't be helped #timepetals #tenrose #tenth doctor #rose tyler #doctor who

[frozenfrogz]

I don’t need anything else 🤷‍♀️

I know byler is endgame and I have all the evidence and more to prove that. I 100 percent believe it’s going to be endgame and i don’t need any more convincing. Now all i need to do is wait another year 🥲

#i am fully convinced #thank you very much #doesn’t mean i’m going to stop posting #even though i’m barely finding time to do that anyway #i try 🤷‍♀️ #anyway #byler is endgame and i don’t need anymore convincing #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #byler is endgame #byler is canon #byler is real #anti mileven #stranger things

[saturnsorbits]

Thinking about being childhood sweethearts with Bakugo.

About first crushes and awkward hand-holding, of stolen kisses and sweaty palms; of realising just how thin the line between ‘like’ and ‘love’ can feel at sixteen.

In the blink of an eye, you’re almost twenty-five with the whole world in the palm of your hand and a partner that you know almost better than yourself. You’ve seen Bakugo grow, helped him, eased his ego and pushed him to be everything you knew he could be and he’s done the same for you. You’re a powerhouse of a couple - almost ten years strong and the envy of all of your friends. There’s no question that there’s so much more ahead of you: a ring, a house and white picket fence, children?

He’s your person and you’re his.

…Maybe that’s why neither of you see it coming.

Falling out of love can be like that.

#saturnssnippets #I really want to write Bakugo falling out of love - just because I think it would ruin him. #He’d fight it tooth and nail. #Refuses to admit that he’s not head over heels for you because he’s always loved you. #He fell hard and fast and he it doesn’t compute in his head that it’s just not there anymore? #There’s been no arguments; no fights; no issues at all so why… Why doesn’t he…. #It eats him up. #Because he loves you. He knows he does. He’s just not sure if he’s in love with you anymore. #Idk. I’m thinking out loud - but badly. #I just don’t know how he’d navigate that situation… Bc you can’t convince me that heartbreak wouldn’t annihilate this man. #He’d rather you throw him off of a roof thank you very much - and if that heartbreak was his fault? #But not his fault because he has 0 control over it? #fuck.

[fruitlicense]

@mamawasatesttube I caved lmao

#you posted the link to him and I realized I’d already saved him on Etsy #so a) I already had my eye on him #and b) I had a really bad midterm a couple weeks ago and I needed a fun thing to make up for that. Kon pin is my fun thing #was it smart? no!! #it’s cold and rainy here and the jackets I put pins on are neither waterproof nor warm #so he’s gonna sit on my desk and look good until we start getting real spring/summer weather. #but he does look cool! and he’ll make it onto a jacket someday :) #conner kent #kon-el #superboy #dc #J’s pin problem #(tone check: I thought it was funny that you posted about this and then he marinated in my head so long that I bought him. #thank you very much you convinced me #this is not a bragging post!! I think you’re very cool and fun)

[mo-ok]

As long as Gozma exists I'll be brave and fight

#changeman #sentai #could i convince you #to watch changeman???? #what if i asked very very nicely???????????? #i make fun of liveman for being a downer and then with the same breath i shout my love for changeman from the rooftops whoops #no bad guys hurt my feelings quite like the gozma did #conscripted soldiers with nothing left to fight for being forced to inflict the same fate on others #fighting a teAM OF SOLDIERS WITH TOO MUCH TO FIGHT FOR BEING FORCED TO FIGHT MONSTERS THEY ARE ONLY EVER ONE FAILURE AWAY FROM BECOMING #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #side note - love how i accidently left giluke almost completely out of the set (he's technically here but its only his arm) #why isnt he here??????? because ahames is infinitly more interesting thank you for your understanding #only memorable thing he ever did was strangle hayate for a solid minute LMAO

[tame-a-messenger]

Ya'll are so weird for getting bitter about not getting Damangela. As much as we love their dynamic, we have to accept they are a rare pair and not a established duo. Smosh has no obligation to put them together and they have no urge to be in videos together because they don't have many things in common. I love them and I hope they kick out Noah so they can have more videos together but getting bitter about kt isn't going to solve things. Let's enjoy the current dynamics we have and wait for another Damangela video.

DOG, did you read the posts??? anybody that sent in an ask about "feeling bitter" ended it with "sorry to rant". They were just speaking their mind, I see no problem in it. (I believe one of the Anons even said they felt BAD about feeling that way)

"we have to accept they are a rare pair and not a established duo."

?? who are you? the Smosh casting director?? while I slightly agree that it is a little bit of a 'rare pair' the top comments of videos they appear in are almost ALL talking about them. I would say they are somewhat 'established' as a duo. (more like rivals, but that's still in the realm of 'duo')

"they have no urge to be in videos together because they don't have many things in common."

Once again, ??? they have plenty in common?? they both are improv/theater kid nerds? and they get along swimmingly I don't see what you're getting at.

While I agree being bitter isn't going to solve things, (obviously? what is it I can solve?? I have no power over Smosh??) it doesn't hurt anybody? what are you trying to gain by telling other people how they should feel.

What do you want me to do? walk into the Smoffice and DEMAND they cast them in another video? /lh (I would if I could tbf)

YOU are WEIRD for trying to tell people how to feel!

#I have been enjoying the current dynamics thank you very much! #Damangela is just my favorite #this is like you telling me that my favorite flavor of ice cream is ass and trying to convince me not to like it anymore #because it doesn't "sell well' or something! do you hear how odd that sounds! #thought police over here #1984 #smoshblr #with peace and love Anon #if I ever catch you coming in here with this weird ass attitude again tho....

[wickedcriminal]

In your half-brothers au would u think there would be any changes in their personalities? Like maybe hiccup the elder is more fatherly or mature as he looked after the younger or maybe he went the opposite way and became more immature and reckless as he grew up with a friend to cause trouble with rather then being by himself in the forge?

Same with hiccup the younger would he be more mischievous as he no longer has to worry about being cheif of berk someday or would he be more brave as he always looked out for hiccup or more frightened as he always had hiccup to look out for him and so on and so on! The possibilities on how u can adapt these characters are endless really

Love yr au btw yr doing an amazing job :D

Oh there is SO much we could get into regarding the differences in these boys' personalities!! This might get a little long.

For starters, Hiccup the Elder is the first born. He's next in line to be the chief of Berk, which puts a lot of stress on him-- especially considering that everyone and their cat thinks he's unfit for the title. He's desperate to prove his worth to the point of recklessness, chasing the fantasy of killing a dragon, befriending his intimidating peers, earning the pride of his cheif father and hero stepmother, and finally becoming the heir that Berk deserves. The one person he feels has any respect for him whatsoever is his little brother of the same name, who is somehow even smaller and weaker than he is.

Elder feels responsible for Younger because 1) their mother is never around and 2) that's what his father has always expected of him. Taking care of Younger is the only thing that allows him to feel like a real leader, because Younger is the only person who has ever listened to him. Even if Younger still picks and chooses the things he'll actually obey.

Elder at first comes off as very callous and harsh toward Younger when we first see them in HTTYD 1. This is because it's during this time specifically that Elder is really projecting his frustration at never being listened to by his father, and turning it into a very bossy and entitled relationship with his little brother. He'll never admit it, but Elder is actually jealous of Younger, too, because Younger has next to no expectations to fulfill, no giant viking shoes he's obligated to fill.

As for Hiccup the Younger, he's got his own problems. Or is it the lack of?

As the second son, Younger not only has had the heavy burden of the Hooligan future taken from his shoulders, but he's also been handed, on a silver platter, the one thing book Hiccup wanted more than anything else; the ability to blend into the background and not draw attention to himself.

Unfortunately, Younger has come to find that this way of living is actually extremely miserable. Not only is he overlooked in his tribe, he is overlooked by his own father as well, since Stoick pays more attention to his attention-seeking older brother-- the 'important' one, the eldest son, the heir to Berk-- than to him. Younger feels overshadowed by Elder, and is tired of everyone in Berk comparing him to him. Now, more than anything, Younger just wants to be seen.

Funny enough, despite Elder being the older brother, Younger is the one who exhibits the most parental traits. This is because Book Hiccup in particular has been shown to be a 'mom friend' of sorts. This carries over to the au, where he'll not only parent Little Tooth and Little Fish, but also his brother. Elder finds this very annoying.

As the series continues, though, both Hiccups grow individually into their own strengths-- and as they do, their bond with each other strengthens as well. They find common ground in their dragons and their passion for dragon research, opening up to each other little by little until they become actual friends. They start to trust each other with more secrets, they start confiding in each other, helping each other grow.

For their regular personalities, they don't change all that much!! Elder is still lethally sassy and witty, as well as intuitive and inventive. Younger is still pretty dry and sarcastic, as well as unfairly clever and quite knowledgeable about pretty much anything.

But for the au specifically, the boys' Sibling disease includes;

Merciless teasing of brother until someone else teases him, then it's personal

Arguing about petty things, like who named their Toothless first, and getting really ruffled about it

Younger stealing Elder's clothes and Elder getting SO ANNOYED

Elder telling everyone that Younger is three years old

"I'll kill you" meme

Blaming each other for petty things/ taking the blame for petty things

"Get out of my room" "I'm not in your room" *in the doorway*

(they share a room)

Constant same name jokes as well as a while bunch of other inside jokes

Getting EXTREMELY protective of each other when it matters

This got long, but I hope you didn't mind me rambling about the boys!!

#SORRY THIS GOT LONG #THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME RAMBLE #ask #hiccup haddock #httyd au #half brothers au #hiccup #elder is more of a free spirit than younger is-- younger is much more grounded and interested in viking politics #so in httyd 2 theres a conflict between the brothers where younger implores elder to take responsibility for his tribe and elder trying #to convince younger that he would make a much better chief than elder ever could #trying to pass it to him instead #i feel like that would be a very natural and intriguing conflict

[star-trekster]

draw your favorite vulcan challenge GO give them a hat <3

only if you want to please never feel pressured

Oh absolutely! I love Spock, and I gave him a silly hat! :D

#I never feel pressured I quite appreciate your asks and interest thank you very much :) <3 #I don’t know how he got that on #I think Jim probably convinced him it was a custom and logically he’d hat to wear it #star trek #tos #star trek tos #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #spock star trek #star trek spock #spock tos #silly #vulcan

[mcybree]

Ok ok ok I'm not Tryna start discourse but bluestars prophecy was my first ever warriors book and bluestar will always be my favourite so I'm gonna make some counterpoints to you about her being a Smajor character

bluestar has always been led by an intense loyalty and dedication to those she loves and cares for - this includes her mum, her sister, her clan, eventually Firepaw when he joins the clan, and she has a VERY strong moral compass when it comes to doing the right thing - when she sees thistleclaw teaching tigerpaw to hurt a then baby scourge she very much discourages it and is against it

Afaik scott is Not like that, he doesn't have an emotional or love-driven moral code, he does things because they're smart decisions in the long term or because he wants to. Granted I havent seen a ton of his stuff but I have seen his limited life and 3rd life perspectives and he is very much a singular team player there, there to look after himself and well if people align with him that's great he's got allies (jimmy and Martyn) but he won't go out of his way to care for them

Bluestars defiance of starclan in the first series is BECAUSE she gave herself to them and what the warrior code demanded so much - yes she broke clan rules by having kids with crookedstar but she did everything in her power to make sure they'd have a happy life and felt terrible that thrushpelt was willing to say they were his to save her reputation. She didn't do it out of a selfish want, she only ever wanted to help her clan and those she loved, and her becoming clan leader is emblematic of that want. When she rejects starclan so wholeheartedly in the first series it's because THINGS KEEP GOING WRONG WHEN SHES TRIED SO HARD TO STOP THEM FROM DOING THAT - starclan has never cared about the sacrifices she made to keep her loved ones and clan safe, she lost her mother, her sister, her kits, her mate, literally everything, and things STILL KEEP GETTING WORSE. it's not a demand that she deserves to have everything good, it's a cry for help that shouldn't something go right after she's tried so hard???

C!Scott isn't like that. He puts himself above others and inherently believes he will get the best if he just plays his cards right, and he is good at it, he's very competent at lasting a long time in life series and getting what he wants - the ruthlessness of gem driven by desperation kills him in secret life, Martyn's complete fucking about face kills him in limited life, and I'm pretty sure it's etho who gets him out in 3rd life by luck. He doesn't plan to look after the ones he cares about, because he cares about himself first and foremost. Yeah you can argue when he doesn't get what he wants he gets annoyed, but his is less of a 'why don't I get this don't I deserve it' and more of a 'oh fuck this didn't work. Ok new plan double down on getting what I want by appeasing to people cos they're easy to read and therefore account for'

I don't doubt Scott would make a bluestar adjacent character if he made a warrior cats oc BUT his character would honestly be closer to darktail or ashfur than bluestar and that's that on that.

(sorry you activated 13 year old me's unskippable cutscene sjdjsjsjja this isnt meant to be a serious argument I just love bluestar a lot and love talking about her)

OKAY 1. this is fucking awesome thank you 2. i am going to do something new and exciting (advocate for scott instead of beating him to death with sticks) because unfortunately this bluestar info has only made me believe she is a smajor character even more.

As a general note when I talk about smajor characters as a collective here I’m referring to characters more in the realm of esmp/traffic/rats/pirates/etc, less vampire scott or necromancer scott who are intended to be villainous.

Scott characters tend to operate under a “If I am not a Good Person I may as well die” rule, and consequently abide by a strict moral code to keep themselves feeling clean. For instance: traffic Scott will never go back on his word, he will avoid dishonesty, and he won’t take from others unless he is sure that he can repay them. He will never betray his seasonal primary ally (even when they betray him first), and will often give people things just because they asked him nicely. He stakes a lot of his own identity on this, because it is through being a “good person” that he justifies his superiority (and, by extension, his own existence); in his mind he deserves the best and *is* the best because he is such a good person. When things don’t go his way, he thinks he doesn’t deserve it because he has been nothing but good, so he tries to place a reason. He often assumes that somebody must “have a vendetta” against him, even if this somebody is the world (see: him asking if limlife episode 1 boogeyman is some kind of joke played on him for not giving in to the boogey curse in Last Life.) which is very Bluestar to me, convinced that her misfortunes are a divine punishment.

This is all to say that Scott does have a strict moral code and deep sense of loyalty. Being a “good person” and devoted partner in the ways he understands it are so ingrained into what he is that I think he definitely has the capacity to be a Bluestar if he were raised being taught clan values, even if his internal systems are often built around never letting gross emotions be fully felt rather than what those emotions compel him to do.

#ive always wanted to partake in pointless character debate on tumblr #considered maintagging this but didnt want people looking at your ask weird. sorry yall we serve fucked up scott here #“But bree” you might ask “what about pearl? He wasnt a very devoted partner then!” #and to that I say: pearl isnt a person to him. and neither is jimmy. Scott fucked up with both of them and unfortunately if he is not good- #and justified 100% of the time he loses his entire identity so convincing himself that they are incompetent or crazy so that he #doesnt have to self reflect is how he gets by. he would literally rather kill himself than earnestly admit fault for anything #… huh. about the above tags I dont remember the lore but is there any parallel there with the whole bright heart thing #genuine question bc I do not remember why blue star did that and I dont trust the wiki #(Trying to space out names so they dont tag) #I really hope this makes sense btw bc I feel like I usually list a lot more examples… but im tired #I can elaborate on any point here if need be ig. I dont talk about this aspect of him often because the literal entire fandom does already #Every scott analysis post out there is about his damn loyalty… anyways yeah scotts loyalty is transactional more often than emotional but #It’s still loyalty and also. hard to draw the line between where the emotions stop sometimes because he can stop giving a fuck about— #most things on a whim. How much scott genuinely cares about something is a forever undefinable concept #asks #he is genuinely a very good ally to have usually. like jimmy was very much the exception there #he does like helping people out he does. he’s just also emotionally detached so he tallies his favors and good deeds to bring up later if— #someone he’s helped decides to go against him. If that makes sense #sorry man I just keep talking. I love this blue animal……. #thanks for the ask genuinely I love when paragraphs about characters #anyways im gonna pass out and. Shakes myself STOP ADDING MORE TAGSSS i think im so tired man

[deaththeyamikid]

I don't thing we talk about the fact that Holmes and Watson are BOTH the Youngest Silbing enough

#nope my brother now gimme #and that they both have older brothers #except Watson's died of alcoholism and Mycroft is still alive #but they both grew up the the youngest #Mycroft learns about Watson's older bro (via one of Holmes' endless rants about how wonderful his Boswell is) #(because that happens and no one can convince me otherwise) #and in that moment Mycroft decides he's adopting Watson #he was going to anyway but he was going to wait until Holmes and Watson told him they're in love #but he learns this and is like #and Watson's very confused by it all but then Holmes tells him what's up or he figures it out himself #because John Watson M.D. is an INTELLIGENT MAN in his own right thank you very much #and cries because it's very sweet and heartwarming and the Holmes' are giving him a family he both lost and never had #and then IMMEDIATELY starts pulling Youngest Sibling Shenanigans on Mycroft #Holmes and Watson team up to be proper nuisances #Mycroft pretends to be annoyed and sometimes genuinly is but ultimately doesn't care because his brothers are happy #sherlock holmes #john watson #acd holmes #arthur conan doyle #book!holmes #mycroft holmes #Nameless Watson Brother #alcoholism mention #it's in the tags but still #EDIT: apparently putting things in quotations does weird shit and bumps what's in quotes as it's own tag at the top of the post??? #that one in the middle there is supposed to say: #but he learned this and is like nope my brother now gimme

[astraltrickster]

On the one hand, the anticapitalist in me says: fuck the beauty industry, fuck the "anti-aging" industry, fuck their bullshit of selling people snake oil solutions for things that most people only see as problems because of their shitty ads, fuck the commercialization of a very bastardized and narrow view of self-care; fuck the way a singular, very white standard of conventional attractiveness is pushed as a universal ideal, and fuck the billionaires profiting off all of this just to lobby to make people's lives meaningfully worse

On the other hand, the crippled, transsexual, ethical hedonist transhumanist in me says: ....fuck aging actually. Fuck pain, fuck senescence, fuck even the potential discomfort of skin aging. Long live anything that can make us feel better. Long live painkillers, long live spa treatments, long live assistive devices, and especially long live toys that can double as assistive devices. Let us all retain whatever ability we have, and build things to give ourselves any more that we want - not, necessarily, what anyone else wants for us - by force if necessary! Let me be skating into my 90s, even if I have to invent myself a robot exoskeleton to do it! Let me go skydiving for my 100th birthday! Long live wild fashion, ostentatious makeup, and body modification for fun and function alike - yes, up to and including cosmetic/"cosmetic" surgery! If nature didn't give us the bodies we want, may we all have the means to build them ourselves! May we all live longer, better, and more on our own terms than ever before!

#tag later #serious tag #....what i'm saying is we freaks need to kill the capitalist ''self-care'' and beauty industries #loot their corpses and harvest all the good parts #and build something new and pro-human and not profit focused in a better economy #i'll be on a million pills and reliant on hundreds of Devices if it means i get to live better thank you very much #and why shouldn't i rebuild and decorate my body? it's MINE thanks #now i'm not convinced i can become immortal or anything #but i want to live a long time and i want to have good quality of life up until the end #and i don't think that's an unreasonable thing to want!