#we are not amused

[defilerwyrm]

Belated Happy Halloween from Empress Cassiopeia

#happy halloween #cats #kitties #we are not amused #cassiopeia #meatspace #cats in costumes

[emthejedichic]

honestly never gonna stop finding it hilarious that Torchwood was created because Queen Victoria met the Doctor one (1) time

#also a werewolf was involved #it was crazy #torchwood #doctor who #queen victoria #we are not amused

[dinosaurwithablog]

"We are not amused!!" That cat's expression says it all. How adorable 😍 🤣🤣🤣😍 I'm still giggling. My cat would never tolerate that.

#cat #wet cat #we are not amused #a picture is worth a thousand words #funny #happiness #love #animals #sharing #adorable #I'm still giggling

[lucy-moderatz]

#tv: star trek #trekedit #as always #bones's xenophobia #we are not amused #things i made

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

That thing on Ozai's chin is a crime.

#we are not amused #Bad wigs #This looks like the most expensive costume at Spirit Halloween #Avatar #netflix avatar #Atla #fire lord ozai #Ozai #daniel dae kim #post o' mine

[asmodeus-fallen-principality]

I've got something for you, Momo

*cue maniacal laughter*

...That's enough of this "inter-net" for today. Goodnight.

#asmodeus answers #we are not amused #((i am very amused!!! but it is half past one in the morning and i really was about to say goodnight XD perfect timing))

[not-your-pussikat]

Ode to my uterus

Pain, pain, go away Come again some other NEVER

#having body parts that usually come with being AFAB suck #we are not amused #that's the nonbinary WE #neither Katherine nor Christopher are happy right now #those are the two people sharing my body #do with that information what you will #Kit rambles

[lilithsaintcrow]

Thousand Cuts, Downright Vexed

I woke up only mildly tetchy, since the week’s round of needing-to-be-social meetings has meant little time for actual writing. I get itchy-irritable when life attempts to keep me from the page; a few days of mounting discomfort and I’m ready to stab if it means I’ll be left alone with the words. Still, it wasn’t bad when I rolled out of bed, even if the dog decided today was a day to be…

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#editing makes one cranky #not worth chewing through the leather straps #oh hell no #slight pause for station identification #we are not amused

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Beans.

My partner and I have a running joke with a friend. Every time he goes on holiday we increase the quantity of beans in his flat.

The first time we bought ~30 cans of kidney beans and hid them around the house like some Easter egg hunt thing but with beans.

The Second time we bought ~6kg dried white beans and hid those in various places. Nearly every receptacle that could safely hold beans became the home of beans. My personal favourite was emptying an oat milk carton, very carefully washing and drying it, filling it with beans and then just putting it back among several other cartons.

He went on holiday again a couple of weeks ago. Obviously there is an expectation of bean-based shenanigans. And obviously we have to beat our previous efforts.

Our friend has (had) a mosaic on his wall of the famous Marilyn Monroe Pop-Art by Andy Warhol. He made the mosaic himself. Over the last couple of weeks we have spent hours and hours assembling a frame, drawing up a pattern and gridding out a 70 x 70 frame and gluing an untold amount of beans to it. I have spent over 21 hours gluing beans to a frames.

For the last couple of days I ended up going to bed at 5:00 am because I lost track of time whilst experimenting with which types of glue works best with different beans (I now have *opinions* on this, y’all). The day of our friend’s return we spent the morning and afternoon grouting the piece and wiping it down and wiping it down again and wiping it down again because grout is just like that. In the evening we went to install the mosaic, just a few hours before his return. Here’s a comparison between the original and our clearly superior replication, and the new piece installed in its rightful place.

#marilyn monroe bohnsaik #sometimes you gotta make things out of beans #obviously we would not do things things if we thought our friend wouldn’t be amused by it #we’re already planning the next one #gonna have to be good to outdo this one

[sohannabarberaesque]

[Mise en scene: Dick Dastardly's house--or more like hovel--early one morning in the wake of another of Muttley's misadventures in "sowing the wild oats" in the canine fashion; Muttley, inevitably, is smiling rather broadly.] DICK DASTARDLY, rather irate at what ensueth: MUTTLEY!!! Wipe that smile off your face for once!! MUTTLEY: [Rather blatant and comically sick snickering] DICK DASTARDLY, continuing with the tirade: I'm getting to be rather annoyed at you going out nights and sowing your canine wild oats with all the lowest kind of back-alley mutts!! As a matter of fact, Muttley, word has it that at least six--SIX!!--of those back-alley dogs you play around with gave birth to pups over recent days, and it's likely YOU, Muttley, were the sire of them! [pause] Muttley ... what have you to say for yourself?! [Whereupon Muttley humps Dick Dastardly's leg in the fashion of that "Safe Sex?" T-shirt from some years back, much to his master's displeasure and objections as tend to the expletives and threats to break out the riding crop for disciplinary ends--] Let us draw the curtain of charity over the remainder of this scene.

#hanna barbera #vignette #headcannon #dick dastardly and muttley #sowing wild oats #muttley's canine romances #canine sexuality #we are not amused #hannabarberaforever

[skialdi]

“Which sibling tried to kill Luffy?”

#asl brothers #portgas d ace #sabo #monkey d luffy #uta #asl + uta #uta one piece #one piece #one piece fanart #;; my art #skialdi art #digital art #anime art #fanart #long time no background #I love these four and this drawing is endlessly amusing to me #please enjoy them being a meme and bullying ace #when we all know what the true answer is

[beescake]

back in the day we had pantskat

now we have sagg sollux

#homestuck #hs2 tag #sollux captor #karkat vantas #solkat #sol's still blind but pls suspend disbelief for the sake of cursed pants meta #the contrasting parallels in fan reaction upon each reveal may have amused me more than it deserves #i wasnt there but. i think the general consensus is that pantskat = cute/funny and sagging sol = cool?? hot?? degen????🧍 #lore extended: karkat briefs sollux boxers ????? #vioart #2023 #listen there are very clearly deeply rooted psychological reasonings behind their preferred choice of trouser orientation alright...... #we all see it even if we cant explain it.......

[mashbrainrot]

'Stańczyk' by Jan Matejko, 1862 // Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce, Mash episode 'As You Were', 1974

#we must all have compassion for the wretched harlequin with his compulsive need to amuse. #mash #mashblr #mash 4077 #mash s2 #mash s02ep20 #hawkeye pierce #helen speaks #my mash #mash art

[morganbritton132]

Eddie during a Q&A where he specially asked his fans to ask him questions about his marriage: Oh, just saw the question who proposed to who and-

Steve, loudly off-camera: I proposed to him and he said no!

Eddie: …first of all, you couldn’t even get gay married at the time. And second, I said no because I-

Steve: He said no because he wanted to propose to me and then DIDN’T

Eddie: I did!

Steve: A year later.

Eddie: I had to plan! I had to prep! I wasn’t going to halfass our gay fake wedding!

Eddie: And, just for your information, internet! He’s complaining and he’s making me look bad but do you know what he did? Do you know what he did the next day? I put together this beautiful ceremony with all our friends and family and you know what he did the very next day?

Eddie: He went to the courthouse and married a woman!

Steve: …Well that was for tax benefits

#Steve: Don’t let my marriage distract from you depriving me of having a fiancé! We could’ve been engaged #Steve: Twice you took that from me #Eddie: You were the one that wanted to go to the courthouse immediate once gay marriage was legalized and do the ceremony later #Steve’s been married twice but had never been engaged #I fully believe that if Steve proposed first Eddie would turn him down so he got to do it #He took a year to do it because he was touring and none of their friends were ever in town at the same time #and he’d never admit it but it was amusing to watch Steve’s standards for a proposal drop as time went on #one time Eddie got on his knee to pick up the toothpaste cap he dropped in the bathroom and Steve actually gasped #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[syn0vial]

my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #we had a long conversation about the end of the game #mostly about astarion and karlach #he says he took multiple days to decide how to handle karlach's ending :`D #but i was just so amused by his reaction to astarion lol #he's like ''i loved my paladin's bromance with astarion! he's my best friend!' #and i was like ''oh that's nice i never even got out of neutral approval with him when i was playing paladin'' #and he was like ''you can check characters' approval? o.O'' #so while astarion was def his paladin's best friend‚ i'm not so sure his paladin was astarion's best friend if you know what i mean 😂 #he was also unhappy that his character just let astarion run off at the end without trying to follow him and make sure he was okay #and at gale for making a snarky comment about it #he was like ''i should have let him ascend 😭'' #''if this was real life i wouldn't just let my friend run off like that!'' #also: ftr despite my facetious description above let it be known that my brother is the kindest most accepting brother a dyke could ask for #he just also has a lot of stereotypical ''straight guy'' interests

[molinaesque]

Annoyed/pissed off Raphael moments that tickled me

#raphael baldur's gate 3 #raphael bg3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 raphael #baldur's gate 3 raphael #bg3gifs #it's a shame we never got ONE audible swear from him #it does make finding the notes where he does curse even funnier tho #really amused that it was “the little shit” as well #that's like so perfect #closest is him going “listen hear pipsqueak”... easily can imagine him saying “listen here you little shit”