Does anyone else's dogs very quickly get bored of actually licking lickimats and start trying to scrape the stuff out of them with their teeth instead? Both mine do, and Eevee even goes as far as to pick it up and fold it with her little grabby paws so that she can get a better angle to scrape it out.
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I haven't seen my friends in over a year now. It was about a year and a half since I'd seen them before that. I see my sister once a month, if that. Haven't seen my younger brother in about 6 months. Haven't seen my older brother in almost 4 years. I missed my older brothers wedding. I missed both my younger siblings 21st birthdays. I missed my own 23rd and 24th birthdays. I can't join the discord video call thing when my friends are playing games together because our wifi isn't strong enough. I can't partake in any of my hobbies because I don't have space, can't risk making too much noise, and can't go out to get supplies. I go to work (reduced hours so I'm not there when the store is open to reduce covid risk, which means less money) and then I go home and don't leave my room. I lay in bed and scroll tumblr or instagram until it's time to go sleep.
I know there still a pandemic, I'm not trying to minimize that. But fuck, I don't know how to keep living like this.
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So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).
And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.
And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.
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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.
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brennan reintroducing the bad kids with genuine titles they hold in canon like “archdevil” “captain of the owlbears” & “risen saint” but adding “holder of the tin flower” to gorgug’s intro because of how gorgug offering his tin flower to fabian, even after they fought, so effectively represents the type of person gorgug is (a kind one).
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