#why did i say that.

[milimeters-morales]

like i get it’s a movie and so it’s not realistic and will do the same things other movies do but i just don’t like the idea of Miles and Gwen getting together in BTSV. it makes no sense to me outside of a money perspective and seems like it would be a bad idea. Course i’m not gonna yuck someone else’s yum on a harmless ship like this, because it’s not that serious here, but i’ll just never understand lol. Miles doesn’t truly know these people, he hasn’t known them for more than a few days or even less, and almost all of them betrayed him. I love the idea of an immediate connection, it’s very heartwarming, but it just feels lazy and unfinished (which. i mean they had to cut a lot of things out so that would be adding to the rushed feeling) if they use that in BTSV, slapping a flimsy bandaid on a bullet wound, just like so many other movies 🤷🏾 but yknow things can always change lol

#like that time that one person working on the film said ‘yeah there’s a love triangle’ when there wasn’t any love triangle at all #like why did you say that 😭😭??? #i feel like this about sooo many other miles pairings like that boy does not know their ass bruh GIVE HIM TIME! #i hope that doesn’t appear in their ship tag idk why it would but tumblr’s search is fucked and pregnant #why did i say that. #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #gwen stacy #spidergwen #ghost spider #m&m posts #the best fix for this is to make that move 8 DAYS LONG #it literally corrects to posta because of ONE time i misspelled it

[terrifaecapathy]

# hi guys ## im gonna cull myself

#why did i say that. #any of that

[crystallized-crow]

experience i had in the fnaf movie:

*max gets bit in half* "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 9/11?- 87-"

#fnaf movie #fnaf spoilers #fnaf #why did i say that. #bite of 9/11 real

[doomed-era]

i should not post on here past 10 pm

#why did i say that.

[crowtechs]

anyway. i love this oc. i think i should kiss him right on the lips. i think. i think its over for me guys. i think this a f/o oc

#why did i say that. #kiss him on the lips #HES THE MOST AWKWARD GUY EVER #this is a common theme i notice in my f/os lately #ok. i guess. #ashley talks

[mntds]

They call this pussy rock climbing the way it’s prohibitively expensive to get into and also carries a risk of severe brain trauma or death

#found this in the drafts from like six months ago #why did I say that.

[evilvarric666-archive]

New bartender: so if there's a problem are you, you're who I would get a hold of?

Me: yes. For "lemme get my manager" purposes I am the manager in question

New bartender 2: *looks at All Of Me very pointedly* so you're the heavy? If someone's being rowdy are you still who I get?

Me: oh haha yeah don't worry about it. I can bounce. At my other job they call me The Hammer

*complete dead silence*

#WHY DID I SAY THAT.

[romanken]

Trying to discern why tom blyth does it for me when the majority of previous white boys of the month do not and at first I thought it was just his capital P Presence and like it kind of is but really it's the blowjob lips. It's the DSLs. I am predictable.

#the dip in right over his big front teeth.... mm. #why did i say that.

[pearblossommina]

My boss: why do you want this job?

Me: starts pouring my heart out about my boyfriend and my relationship struggles and how I want to work on day shift so that we can spend more time together

Her: well you should certainly apply for the position! And tell him you already have a maid of honor

#I feel like words just come vomiting out of me and I literally can’t control them #WHY DID I SAY THAT. #I really just wanted to ask about the job #I SAID #a day shift position appeals to me #and she said why #you have the perfect personality for swing shift #and I said I WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND #and then just kept talking like #what the actual fuck is wrong with me lol

[thenarryparable]

I just shouted "SHE HAS CREATED THE ULTIMATE MAN WITH THINGS I LIKE" in the worst accent ever.

#WHY DID I SAY THAT. #WHY.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

#spilled ink #warm up #“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol #btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can #run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her #but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like. #ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone! #like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate'' #we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

#anti ai #fuck ai #artists on tumblr #please do not call me or any artist a content creator #i'm an artist. a fanartist. a designer. but not a content creator #ai clowns in my replies will be deleted and blocked without response so do not waste your breath #you are not an 'artist' for generating an image any more than you are a chef for ordering from a restaurant. someone Else did the work. #owen dennis just deleted all his blue sky stuff again and i hate that he does that because he makes such interesting comments #about the entertainment industry lmao i need to just. start screenshotting every smart thing he says #anyway thats why i decided to finally make this when its been sitting in drafts for a few months #owen dennis #edit - if you dont know who owen dennis is he's the creator of one of the best animated series of the last 20 years (Infinity Train) #he's very open about talking about art and the entertainment/animation industry on social media and in his newsletter and hes so cool 4 it

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?) #(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay) #long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks. #hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

[hetamyuist]

i feel like i may have made a grave mistake

#why did i say that.

[rainworld-oc-showdown]

HONK

oh golly gee wilikers i have been honked

#why did i say that.