#winnie the pooh: blood and honey

[andromedaa-tonks]

here’s my contribution

#this was definitely one of the movies of all time #winnie the pooh: blood and honey #blood and honey

[brokehorrorfan]

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey will be released on Blu-ray on April 9 via Scream Factory. The 2023 British slasher was created after A.A. Milne's beloved children's character enter the public domain.

Rhys Frake-Waterfield writes and directs. Craig David Dowsett, Chris Cordell, Amber Doig-Thorne, Nikolai Leon, Maria Taylor, Natasha Rose Mills, and Danielle Ronald star. A sequel is due out later this year.

Special features are listed below.

Special features:

Something's Wrong With Piglet: Making Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

Theatrical trailer

Enter the darkest corners of the Hundred Acre Wood. Five years ago, Christopher Robin abandoned his childhood companions, Winnie-The-Pooh and Piglet, and the woods in which they all played. Now an adult, Christopher has returned, with his fiancée Maria in tow, for a reunion with his old friends … only to find that in his absence, Pooh and Piglet have turned feral, silent … and murderous. What was once a joyous place of imagination and merriment becomes a violent battleground for survival in this audacious and terrifying spin on A.A. Milne's beloved children's stories.

Pre-order Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.

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[joemerl]

Mickey Mouse is now public domain! How long until the guys who made Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey take a crack at him?

#My brother: Immediately. He posted the tweet at midnight. #Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey #was not very good for the record. #Too generic. Not as ridiculous as you'd hope. #Mickey Mouse #Disney #Public domain #Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey

[n4talia-chaparro]

Guess who went to see Winnie the Pooh: Honey and Blood 2 and had to witness too many gorey scenes in the theater 🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

#natty talks #winnie the pooh: blood and honey #I only watched the movie and im already obsessed now....... #come on its a bear how bad can it be-- Nvm

[tawneybel]

It’s a shame you’re not interested in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, cause I wanted to see you write Winnie, Piglet, Tigger and Owl gang///bang///ing the reader.

Accept these headcanons about them I have concocted that might make zero sense and/or be completely out of character. Idk. I support people wanting smut for weirdass characters. Does this count as yiff? 🤔

Winnie: Initiates gang bang, even roughly pawing at your cl!t to make sure you’re wet enough for bearbacking. Falls asleep pretty much immediately afterwards, no aftercare. Probably grunts the most and is generally louder than the others. 

Piglet: Likes getting little kissies on his face. Then gets impatient when his tusks get in the way of mouth kisses, so he just shoves his meat thermometer down your throat while Winnie—I’m not calling him Pooh, that’s too cute for a slasher—makes sure you’re slick enough. 

Tigger: If you try getting off your hands and knees while getting spit toasted by Winnie and Piglet, Tigger will bite your nape to keep you in place. Might just paint your back with stripes, so to speak, if you don’t have a hole free. If Piglet finishes first, he’ll wait until your pussy’s available. 

Owl: Also not bothered by sloppy seconds. Can he fly? I’d imagine he’d grasp your ankles with his talons and take you up into a tree. Because he has wings for arms, you’ll have to spread your own legs and use them to hold onto a branch while being pile driven. 

It’s a low branch. At this point fluids are probably dripping down you and if the others haven’t finished, or want to go again, your mouth is still available. And your tits. 

Hopefully their blood rushes out of their dicks, before your blood rushes to your head.

#anon #ask #Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey #Winnie the Pooh #minors do not interact #smut #gang bang. #terato #oral. #blowjob. #fingering. #spit roasting #pile driving #Piglet #Tigger #Owl #Blood and Honey #Twisted Childhood Universe #Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2023 #Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2

[dragon-chica]

I truly love hitting public domain results in classic literature with instant gay remakes, and children's media into horror movies

#I don't care how bad these movies are I will watch them #Mickey's Mouse Trap #can't wait babeeyyy #Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

[blueiskewl]

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

First look at the up-coming children's classic turned horror movie.

Is nothing sacred!?

#Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey #2022 horror movie #ryas franke-waterfield #amber doig-thorne #danielle scott #marie taylor #winnie the pooh #pooh #piglet #tigger #eeyore #rabbit #kanga & roo #owl #christopher robin #scary #horror film #slasher film

[mystimod]

Watced Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

Hosted a Halloween Party, we watched 2 movies at it, the first was Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. It was kinda mid, NGL. While the Practical effects for the kills were really well done for a shoestring budget movie, and the second best part, the rest was just kinda boring. The best were the two animated bits, simple but effective.

I think the biggest problem it had was pacing, too much nothing happening, hanging on a scene or something can be effective, but you can't do it for too long. That being said, shoestring budget considered, getting a full movie outta this was pretty good, and apparently did well enough to warrant a sequel soon-ish. If that can be done better, I'd be a good B-movie Slasher fic for Halloween, or horror movie nights.

Remember folks, there is 1 cardinal sin of Movies. "You can be good, You can be bad, Just Don't Be BORING."

TLDR: Kinda Mid, Kinda Boring, Great Practical effects for the budget.

#Winnie the Pooh: blood and Honey #Blood and honey #Winnie the Pooh #critique #critic

[seppuku01]

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is actually so fucking gory and graphic what the hell 😭

#Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey #horror

[romanoffsbish]

Can’t wait to see an unhinged Winnie the Pooh killing people tonight 😂🤪

#winnie the pooh: blood and honey #blood and honey 😳

[david-cross10]

#funny #picture #winnie the pooh: blood and honey #winnie the pooh #horror movie #movie #cartoon #alcohol #drugs

[walrusmagazine]

Blood and Honey: In Defence of the Winnie-the-Pooh Slasher Flick

Rhys Frake-Waterfield’s horror film might ruin your childhood, but it’s a win for creative freedom

A comparison between Frake-Waterfield’s way of using Winnie (which is irreverent and crude) and Disney’s (which is exploitative and mean) helps clarify what’s at stake here. Sure, Blood and Honey is obnoxious, but the obnoxiousness is the point: it’s Frake-Waterfield’s way of claiming the full freedoms allowed under copyright laws. Those laws have been bent out of shape and will likely be subject to future warping, but for now at least they still belatedly make space for artistic freedom. To protect what’s left of this freedom, though, artists must exercise it, and for it to be meaningful, it must include the right to make works that other people don’t like.

Read more at thewalrus.ca.

Illustration by Celina Gallardo (celinagallardo.com)

#Movies #Horror #Copyright #Winnie the Pooh #Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey #Rhys Frake-Waterfield #Illustration #Simon Lewsen #Celina Gallardo

[brokehorrorfan]

Hot Topic is carrying two Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey shirts. Normally $23.90, they're currently 20% off at $19.12.

The 2023 horror retelling of A. A. Milne and E. H. Shepard's Winnie-the-Pooh books returns to theaters this Friday, March 17, via ITN Studios. Written and directed by Rhys Frake-Waterfield, the slasher stars Craig David Dowsett, Chris Cordell, Amber Doig-Thorne, Nikolai Leon, Maria Taylor, Natasha Rose Mills, and Danielle Ronald.

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[facelessoldgargoyle]

I’m still thinking about blood and honey. It’s almost enjoyable but it keeps dropping the ball. The plot sets up a number of interesting things that it never follows up on. So I think we’d have to do major rewrites to make it work, but we could make it work.

- rabbit and owl were inexplicably absent, probably bc it would be expensive to make their costumes. So rewrite the opening animation so that Pooh and Piglet kill and eat them too.

- You get lightning fast character introductions to the five main women. Cut some of the intro with Christopher Robin and his wife and spend more time with them.

- Likewise, show the main characters doing more stuff together? Cut the one stray friend who’s late and gets murdered. It’s a lame chase scene, get rid of it and let me start to care about the main 5 instead.

- related: why is the one this you learn about the lesbian that they have bed death? It would be interesting to get a little development with that. Like maybe they develop some weird fetishes after this near-death experience.

- cut the one rando who was being kept captive by Pooh and Piglet. We don’t know her and she was on screen for 7 minutes. This means nothing to me.

- Christopher Robin is being kept captive and sometimes Pooh showers him in blood or whips him with Eeyore’s tail. Yet he never develops any more coping strategies than just going “ah please no why” it’s contrary to the whole “they’re feral animals now” thing. Pooh should talk to Christopher. They could have a whole James Bond/gay captor thing going on. Part of the problem here is that I can’t read anything going on in Pooh’s head. The face and body are just so blank. I need something!

I started one bullet point about the action scenes then realized they needed their own section.

- The rules with the suits appear to be that you can get them wet once and you can hit them once. This means that you get these bizarre scenes where someone is standing right next to one of them screaming “please stop” but not like, tackling them or anything. Play up the stalker element, let them haunt the background a little more.

- Pooh and Piglet frequently bring people to a second location in order to kill them in more gruesome ways. This doesn’t work for me based on their background, because they’re supposed to be unstoppable wild animals, not clever torturers setting traps. I need more internality from them if they’re going to be clever.

- the ways that they go after people are not clever though. Piglet wades into a pool after a woman. They basically wander around, and use the jump scare super power. This would work better for me if they were framed as cryptids, but they’re supposed to be either feral or clever and malicious! Instead they’re just kind of dumb.

- I don’t hate the gang of locals who interfere to try to save the women, but they’re so useless. And meanwhile, the women aren’t running or anything! Give these people better survival instincts.

Sigh. This movie could have been something. It could have been such good schlock. Alas.

#Winnie the Pooh: blood and honey

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Okay, who had Winnie The Pooh being made into a R Rated horror movie on their 2022 bingo card? 

#winnie the pooh #winnie the pooh: blood and honey #i just....well guess this is what we get with public domain #like im torn cause y'know pro public domain #but its the same problem as the banana splits horror #kids stuff being turned into horror movies cause why not #but i aint a huge horror nerd so like #guess i'll wait for plot summary at best and maybe trailer but thats it

[lulu23theewok]

Everything I have learned about this movie has been against my free will

#bro- #winnie the pooh #winnie the pooh: blood and honey