me, the bastard of the barrel, explaining to anyone who shows minor interest in me how you shouldn’t tap your pockets to make sure your money is still there because it tells us bastards where the money is!! Don’t be a pigeon, be a crow. Spread awareness
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Makin this before i go to bed so I'll see the anon hate TOMORROW! Ahem.
IN THOSE POLLS WHERE IS LIKE "WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH" the only right answer is NINA. i will stand by this!!!!
Nina has powers and would kill them all before they even reach her UNLESS Inej gets the jump on her.
If there are no powers, Inej would win because she is sneaky, or mb wylan cuz bombs. Im sorry Kaz lovers but he is truly just a guy 😞
And I know Kaz took on a whole gang save your um actually's, but Nina took on a whole ARMY??? LIKE??? And she can raise the dead so shed just kill one and immediately get a team mate. Wake up yall!!
Anyway sorry for ranting in ur fyp continue scrolling 👍
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Not mine, but perfect:
“behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person”
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Kaz: [tapping fingers on table]
Jesper: [taps fingers back furiously]
Wylan: …What’s going on?
Inej: Morse code. They’re talking.
Kaz: .-- -.-- .-.. .- -. / -.. --- . ... -. .-..-. - / .-.. .. -.- . / -.-- --- ..-
Jesper: [slams hands on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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My favourite thing about shadow and bone s2 is that, no matter what is happening or who is fighting, Wylan just carries his backpack around like a kid whose got REALLY lost on his first school trip…
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Jesper: darling, do you remember our first kiss?
Wylan: Which one? The one with me or the one with the guy you thought was me?
Jesper: ... You will never let it go, will you?
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(found) family meeting 😍
Crooked kingdom, chapter 23, page 325
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sumn about kanej, wesper, and helnik staring at each other OHMYGOD
LIKE OKAY??? you didn’t have to do my heart like that :sobs:
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"Why do you guys say that, anyway? No mourners, no funerals? Why not just say good luck or be safe?”
Our favourite merchling was next in the Crows' profiles series✍️🌸
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