this is my favorite "i met a celebrity in new york" story:
way back in 2014 i was a groomsman in my friend's wedding in brooklyn. he was staying in a hotel suite, and i came up there the morning of the wedding to prep with the rest of the wedding party
while we were getting ready, he remarked that the people next door to his suite were up late having incredibly loud sex. he and his friends were partying so it didn't really bother them, they just thought it was funny.
the photographer was there too to take a few pics. he stepped out to grab new equipment, and when he came back he goes "dude, I think I saw DMX in the hallway". he then went back out.
the groom was still getting ready, so he threw a towel on and ran out of the bathroom because he didn't want to miss him, but before he could reach the door, fucking DMX himself walked in with the photographer. he was the one in the suite next door.
he gave the groom well wishes and advice about about how it's a "big commitment to only one pussy". i was so shocked i didnt even get a pic in the room, but i still have this one on my phone when we saw them again downstairs:
rest in peace DMX i cant believe this is how i met you
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WHO WAS THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SENT HERMITGANG TO WILBUR FUCKING SOOT?!
HIS FACE.
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nothing like walking through the mall pretending to be a normal person with hermit gang blaring in my earbuds
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Ultor never should have gotten involved with Umbrella...
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Warning: Violence, potential spoilers
Title: X Gon Give It To Ya
Editor: Maka Yultia
Song: X Gon' Give It To Ya (Epic Version, Crossfire x Trailer Music)
Artist: DMX
Anime: Shingeki no Kyojin
Category: Action
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