Someone who can see the future: I foresee that one of you will kill another
Kurt: Oh no! But who could it be??
Bobby: It’s Jean, guys. It’s Jean.
Kitty: Well a lot of us do have deadly powers. It could be anyone. Scott has laser eyes, Rogue has a murder touch and that’s pretty much all she does, and Professor X could, oh I don’t know, have a seizure and kill us all in one fell swoop
Bobby: Professor X is obsessed with control and he’s much too determined to maintain the moral high ground over Magneto to do something like that. It’s Jean.
Storm: What makes you so sure?
Bobby: Jean has an evil alternate personality from the dawn of the universe that can atomize people in her brain, she can melt walls, AND she has telepathy! Do you want me to list how many timelines we know of in which Jean has murdered at least one core X-Man? Two. And WE ONLY KNOW ABOUT THOSE ONES!
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ppl are such haters, last stand isn’t even bad(my only complaint is they could’ve used jean more🤷🏾♀️)
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Lol why do they have Hank’s Beast Form looking like he’s a Blue Bear from the Country Bears movie
Whatever happened to this guy, or does Hank just grow into this later on?
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"Both Dark Phoenix movies are bad."
Wrong. One ends with Erik inviting Charles to live with him in his remote mutant island. That one will never be bad.
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Colour Palette Meme
X-Men + Bright Teal Range for Anon
send me a colour palette + show/movie/character/ship etc. and I’ll make a gifset of it.
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Scott in these movies was hot as hell and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't, fuck anybody who thinks wolverine was hotter
ALSO JEAN?
Smh wasted potential
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Things about X-Men series I still hate:
Moira MacTaggert's entire existence. Possibly one of the worst cases of no homo I've seen in modern day. (Especially freaking ridiculous because First Class was written as a tragic love story between Charles and Erik, not Charles and her - fucking hell, they looked barely into each other in both of these films. Infuriating.)
Mystique's arc after DoFP, she was mostly just annoying and self righteous, despite really not having the moral high ground for it. Placed there just to bitch at Charles, which is beyond infuriating. Also the way she makes no effort to meet Charles' half way (I mean, maybe she's essentially making up with attitude for being raised by him)
Charles arc in Dark Phoenix, bullshit, nonsensical, I'm not having it, just no. Also the whole costume department that movie, atrocious, just no. In fact, I'm just blocking it from my brain entirely. (Except for the general feel any Cherik moments, which are always good)
Erik's family in Apocalypse are fine, but underutilized. I like them, but honestly feel like, idk, could have been written better.
More emphasis on Apocalypse persuasion (which likely meddled with all his "underlings" actual emotions and thought processes). Generally leaning into the monster arc.
Pointless deaths: Darwin, Scott, Alex. (As much as it hurts, the ones with some sense like: Jean, Sean, Charles, Emma, etc. make sense to me)
Raven/Hank's love arcs after DoFP, listen, it's over, they're no Cherik, we should have dropped that like a hot potato.
Peter not getting to tell Erik he's his son. Like, come on. Or even having any relationship with him??
Alex not being Scott's father. It's ridiculous that he's his brother. Like, I get there are people with siblings that are way older than them, but it kinda feeds into the ridiculous aspect of the movie where no one really ages.
In general, wish Alex had more time with Charles in these movies, and additional focus on Charles being a father figure to the OG crew as well as the new crew.
Y'all, I'm probably forgetting some stuff, but GOD, makes the movies slightly frustrating to watch, despite them being my favorites (Except for Dark Phoenix, literally fuck you)
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Since Pyro seems to be the youngest in Brotherhood, I can imagine him teaching Magneto how to change his ringtone or use Facebook.
And Mystique probably told Pyro to change his hairstyle lol
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