#yeah they stayed together

[ishouldbedoingalright]

i would type a big ol' paragraph about jane and beard's relationship but I also can't be bothered so tis staying in the ol' noggin

edit: did it anyway lols

#let's just say it's not as crazy as everyone is making it out to be #yes jane is insane #but so is beard #dont get me started on the word toxic #basically yes their relationship is all sorts of unhealthy #but like just cos its on a tv show doesnt mean everything needs to be fine and dandy #yeah they got married #yeah they stayed together #objectively we know that probably isnt healthy #but beard is in love with the woman #he didnt sleep for 3 days #we know that and that's his decision #she loves him in her own weird way too #i understand how relationships can be toxic as much as the next person and sure this is an example #but what you gonna do? #sometimes that happens #sometimes that's just how it goes #my main point is. just cos it's a fictional tv show doesnt mean everything needs to be fine and dandy #beard's happy so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ #and ted not going to the wedding. #Brendan's answer is spot on #you dont have to go to someone's wedding to be their best friend #some people don't see weddings as the huge things that they are #and that's fine #Brendan's answer was a perfect summary of friendships and more specifically ted and beard's friendship #also while im at it #ted going to kansas is also fine #doesn't erase his progress #if you ask me hes made a fuck ton of progress #oh look im out of tags. guess thats all ill be saying on the matter. peace

[jedi-starbird]

Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.

like before Bandomeer?

The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.

"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.

Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.

'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.

"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.

"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.

after Naboo?

Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.

Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.

This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.

the Clone Wars?

The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.

Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)

The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.

"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"

"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"

#everyone feel free to use these i crave more time travel fics #the sheer power qui gon would have as a fully communicating force ghost before and during the clone wars is astounding #qui gon with baby obi wan is like inconsolable sobs cause he never saw him this small and then his life was so sad and he couldnt even hug #him on tatooine but now look at his boy!!! so small and huggable!!!! #they absolutely weaponise baby obi against others his wet cat eyes are 1000% stronger now #they drop him in dookus lap like look grandpadawan:) #if you hold the grandpadawan maybe your sith behaviour will calm down :/ #anyway them together is like they throw enough bullshit into the air to blind everyone while they speedrun important changes in the back #after naboo is like everyone offering obi wan condolences and obi responding yeah im going to need them the fucker wont stay down #star wars #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #fic ideas #time travel shenanigans #codywan #anakin skywalker #disaster lineage #count dooku

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

hiiii lovelies i didn’t die i swear so here’s a yuetara wip as proof <3

#atla #atla fanart #yue x katara #yuetara #yuetara fanart #uhhh yeah so school is kicking my ass and I haven’t had time to do shit so here x #(I had too much fun with the patterns as you can see) #anyway gfs who judge people together stay together

[cosmicrhetoric]

LOVE that robin + franky + brook are like look. we're the adults. we're all over 30. we gotta keep this shit running so no one gets hurt. and then they spend all their time doing absolute bullshit <33333333

#THE THING IN ZOU AGSHSJSJENE THEY HAVE ZERO SENSE #them being like we'll all stay up and keep watch together :) and then immediately ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ #and even franky in dressrosa when luffy asked if he could join the tournament. he really said look im old enough to know its a bad idea #.......but yeah go ahead #one piece #nico robin #cyborg franky #soul king brook

[dungeonrabbits]

"chilchucks a real hater"-wrong! chilchucks a lover!!

#chilaios #laichil #he tries to save face but its pretty obvious by now deep down hes cares alot! #especially towards laios because that lug was enough to make chilchuck stay with the party #the fact that i only wanted to have 4 panels but then i just kept adding more cause chils love is so subtle. .. #god these boys have so much subtext and history remember they been together for 3years :) #y'all know what this is going in main tags cause yeah #dunmeshi

[amethyst-halo]

yet another au on my mind lol what if everyone stays

#trolls #trolls band together #trolls 3 #trolls au #dreamworks trolls #trolls john dory #trolls bruce #trolls spruce #trolls clay #trolls floyd #trolls branch #everything stays au #sketch's sketches #HEHEHEHEHEHE yeah #as per usual my brain is running with a million ideas and im filtering them down into only a few aus #wheezes #blood tw #injury tw

[starzovermarz]

Some Spidey + DP doodles :]

and also Tracer.

#spider man fanart #spider man #deadpool #deadpool fanart #spideypool #? #yeah. spideypool #tracer #idk why i felt like drawing her alonside them #but she gets to stay. #bro Spidey is RANTING #no idea whay he's saying tho. #I was just gonna draw dp in his cutesy pose talking on a flip phone #but I decided I might as well draw the other side of the conversation. #eh it was mostly an excuse to draw spider man and deadpool together <3 #my art ☆

[felsicveins]

In order to sober his alcoholic ass up for a coherent conversation JD tosses Julien in the tub and turns the shower on cold.

The water washes the colored hairspray out of his hair, revealing the faded gray underneath.

Really wearing the "sad wet dog" look

#sparki my boy ... youve got my number 😔 #i cannit resist the angst #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls oc #trolls oc julien #uh. yeah i guess thats all the relevant tags #feels like few.. #i love a reveal but i also love the idea of julien pretending hes fine and forcing his hair to stay orange and red but like #when he sleeps it goes back go grey/black

[brotherconstant]

You have no idea who he is. You were only there when he was a baby who needed to be protected. I was there when he learned to walk. I was there when he first went out into vacuum. I was there for all the moments his mother should have been there. And I've felt guilty every day since.

THE EXPANSE ◆ Oyedeng (5.07)

#the expanse #theexpanseedit #she had him shaking crying throwing up the whole time <3 when he tried to save face like 'actually i haven't killed you bec--' yeah bye #it's so hard watching scenes with these two bc on the one hand Stay Away From Her but on the other This Is What I'm Talking About #can they please be cast in another project together i'd watch the hell out of it #marco inaros #naomi nagata #dominique tipper #keon alexander #beegifs

[hughmanbean]

Pest Control

So if you've been looking at my posts lately you'll realize I've been fixating on Queen Danny. And I'm going to keep doing that. But let me grind up some new concepts to throw in.

You think that bugs can become ghosts? Other than singular ones like in Doctor's Disorders? Not really. They're not as obsessed or driven enough to be fully formed, and areas where they become even blobs via excess ecto would probably have a bunch of blob eaters or something balancing it out. So the singular ones in that episode would be much more rare in comparison.

And ghosts who control bugs don't count. We're talking about bugs being the ghosts.

But what about those mass insect killings? Pest control, or when a full apartment building lights on fire and there's enough ectoplasm around? You get a Hive.

Hives always prefer to work together, since even at their creation they are made up thousands or even millions of the creepy crawlies. They either form a body from tiny bodies or chose a majority that can represent it properly. So they can just meld and split without concern.

And in the bug and insect world, more often than not, the Queen is at the top. Pariah didn't count, he didn't even like the Hives. On the other limb, High Queen Phantom had created a clutch of her own.

Once she came into power, the Hives wish to fulfill her desires, as insect kingdom instincts demand and through newfound loyalty. They do so, to the detriment of everyone else.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #I'm slowly losing my mind #Ghosts have gender set to optional #I LOVE BUGS AND INSECTS #good parents jack and maddie #redeemed vlad #Yeah not as relevant but give me my wholesome weirdos! I want them! #My ideas are pretty stagnant I know but I'll get better I swear! #hives all start out as they with no gender or identity and either stay that way or developed a sort collective identity #I just slap ideas together really #I almost made a copy of Fright Knight's adventure to find a suit or but that would've been redundant #I'm obsessed with non-human thinking and looking things interacting with humans #can you tell? #dcxdp #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover

[pigeonwit]

“Davey – Day, c'mon, y’ain’t makin’ any sense…” Jack says gently, rubbing his hand across Davey’s shoulders. “I mean, d’ya just not like her? ‘Cause there ain’t nothin’ wrong with that, sometimes a girl just ain’t the one-”

“But she was.” Davey insists, and he feels all the more like a child for it. “She – she was smart, a-and funny, and beautiful, and if there was ever a girl I could’ve liked, could’ve – could’ve been with, it’d be her, b-but I… I just…”

He takes a painful breath, his voice crushed - like shards of glass - into his throat.

“Jackie, I don’t…” He whispers as hot tears scald his cheeks. “I think there’s something wrong with me?”

His voice pitches up at the end like a question – but he knows the moment the words are said, the moment the thought is finally put into existence, that it’s not. There’s something wrong with him. He knows it. He knows it. And now Jack does, too.

#WOE rbr 5 snippet be upon ye!!!! #id say this bad boy's about 2/3rds of the way done #but the last third is. gonna take a while to stitch together. i got MIDTERMS babyyyy #so you're welcome to have this lovely bit of comphet davey i've been saving since. yeah probably since 2019? #this is probably one of the few RBR scenes that have stayed the same through the 4-and-a-bit years i've been chewing on this fic #the writing has changed a fair bit as i've progressed but the dialogue + the actions + the function to the plot is essentially the same #davey jacobs #jack kelly #newsies #uksies #david jacobs #pigeon scribbles #javey #javid #run boy run

[parkercore-69]

oh adam stanheight, we’re in for it now…

(tumblr obliterates my art quality i swear this was better lookin when i was doin it)

#urk i did this start to finish furiously without getting distracted #wooo?? #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight #saw 2004 #GAY MAN ALERT #GUYS THERE IS A WEIRD SCRUFFY TWINK #STAY SAFE #i feel bad tagging chainshipping becuz technically its not #i WILL draw adam and lawrence together eventually #chainshipping #sue me #adam is me guys !! (im angry and i smoke) #okay yeah guys i know thats an unrealistic amount of smoke but have you ever thought of doing stuff in the name of art?? #digital art #parker’s art #saw #art #fanart #saw posting

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)

So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:

Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:

Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:

He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues

The Chair Appears - Spain

He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood

The Chair Evolves - Silverstone

Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!

The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)

I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)

*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha

#i now have a psychosexual relationship with this chair #and im also just obsessed with the range of it??? #theres an equal amnt of pics where he looks like a hot evil villain and then also ones where hes all curled up on it cutely #the co-stars to this post are really all his different sunglasses and the sexy button up fireproofs #this was actually like a true derangment post #irdk what came over me and caused me to make this but it is very important lore actually and i care a lot about it #im just curious about the origins still #like theyre suddenly like in spain 'here is a present for your home race' #the upgrade in silverstone is still killing me. ik its to make it more comfy but like...its literally a booster seat im sorry #but yeah fernando is so real in these. i too would sit in this chair all the time #okay now stay with me bcs this is just vettonso pilled BUT #the difference btwn him and seb in their garages is so funny to me #seb was always sitting on the cabinets like curled up on them lounging on them kicking his legs over them like a kid on a counter etc etc #and then fernando just has a fucking bond villain chair #and you wonder why i ship them so heavily. scoff scoff #this is just a ref post to draw him and seb together on the cha- huh what wait who said that? what was that huh that was weird #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #*would be so fucking funny to tag this as lore #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #catie.rambling.txt #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

In the equineswap au does everyone know that wwx lost his magic bc his horn is gone or does he pretend it's there somehow?

Wen Qing casted her scotch tape spell

#poorly drawn mdzs #equineswap au #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen ning #wen qing #big note here: These are *not* the final wen sibiling designs I want to do better #they really should be red horses but i couldnt find my marker B*( #wen ning carved it with his own two hooves #its a good enough fake unless you closely inspect it which it part of the reason the yllz stays somewhat secluded #they also painted JC’s transplant. He hasnt been swimming (or washing his horn) in *years* so he has no idea #wen ning shows him the can of paint he used 15 years ago and that kicks of the core reveal. Horn reveal #theres an ask burning in my inbox about how thrown together this lore is and FINE you GOT me #its mostly rule of funny. #but yeah wwx post horn loss 100% resorts to acting lazy to avoid showing his broken magic off. Necromancy is separate from unicorn magic #if he pretends he can use magic its gonna be like…stage magician stuff.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

love thinking kipperlilly spends her afterlife looking for lucy in a familiar forest

#not art #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #like. does she have a mean of knowing lucy and yolanda got sent to cassandra's domain to hang out for a bit #kipperlilly's isolation means so much to me. she is punished for everything she's done she just doesn't pick up on it #until the moment she dies! one more funky thing that mirrors riz in which he's actively tried to cultivate a community and denied it #until the bad kids. while kipperlilly does not want or care about a community she just wants someone who validates her #but she does Need a community so she latches onto the person she lets closer to her to fulfill her emotional needs #she took the ritual willingly so this might genuinely be her first death. probably terrifying #probably not even enough bandwidth to feel mortified. maybe immediately seeking something comforting out of instinct alone #lmao honestly thinking too much abt fantasy high afterlifes gives me a headache And a visceral fear #Im not religious but I grew up in a culture with a dominantly buddhist/taoist cosmology its Scary that u just go to A Place after u die!! #and then ur still urself!!! thats scary to me what do u mean u stay like that forever. thats fucked #but yeah I think this influences how I see kipperlilly turn out a little bit. in a sense I think of her as being a ghost now #yknow. trying to solve something from life so she can move on and. stop living this life etc #man the reveal that lucy took being killed pretty seriously and is like yeah the others are decent and even sweet #and probably was just trying to hold her party together and do what she thinks is moral by hearing kipperlilly out #lol lmao etc. gods I gotta wonder how kipperlilly's mindset handled jawbones' help #it really is damn tragic tho. I stand by what I said folks like this will complain and be nasty to be around #but they dont have enough desire to inconvenience themselves to off the bat do something abt what they find unfair or whatever #its when theyre handed the seemingly very easy means to be right that they'll start being dangerous #its horribly tragic that the supposed metaplayer and the self-perceived mastermind turned out to ultimately be just an useful idiot #yknow what. I think personally in my heart kipperlilly moves on from her afterlife the moment she says sorry #doesnt even have to be to lucy but that's probably gonna be who received it #ah.... teenage rebellion. teenage gamejacking

[ladsofsorrow24]

idk why i'm crying from this scene lol but...

i did. i'm crying right now.

#idk it's just... to see shizuo who take the initiative to break their status quo #like i know it'll always end up like this but... there's comfort in thinking everything will stay the same you know #goddamnit i don't even know why i feel so sad yet so fucking happy with this scene #but yeah the tears are still going #i'm crying #why are you guys breaking up you're not even together for fucks sake! 😂😂 #tmi tag #shizaya #because it's relevant to the plot right now