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When you’re getting drunk, and suddenly revise all of your life choices, like you’re on a fucking talent show

me: *thinks about sth i’ve done years ago*

also me: “that’s a no from me”

#joke #game show #america got talent #fml #fuck this shit #im drunk af right now #what should I put here anyways

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could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

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How to be lazy ft. tumblr

#lazy #life #should do homework #bored #fucking tags #noone reads that #gif #image #pic #picture #jif #scrolling

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I want to be the very best, like noone ever was, but first let me watch this season

#pokemon #supernatural #doctor who #netflix #lazy #my life #funny #joke

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Oh dear lord have mercy

Nutella Berry Crepes

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How i feel when a cute girl tells me that she likes me

#lol #fml #girls #cute #cupcakes #pic #pictures

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Coffee Rubbed Prime Rib Roast with Garlic Gorgonzola Butter

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Sparkling Cranberry White Chocolate Cake

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This cemetary is so popular, people are dying to get in!

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what does a compressed dinosaur say?

.rar

#dino #dinosaur #dinosaurs #joke #winrar

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so i just forgot the word water and i asked my brother for a glass of mountain juice mountain juice

#water #drinking #mountains #juice #word #fml

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abortion, it brings out the kid in you

#abortion #joke #pun #get rekt son #how about no #im tha joke masta

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i’m gonna kick some ass only got batarangs in my pocket i-i-i’m huntin’, looking for the joker this is fucking gotham

#batman #joker #rap #macklemore #batman and joker #gotham #thrift shop

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my grandma was so baked yesterday, it was the best pie i ever ate

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