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the fun thing about eddie diaz is that i can make any of his storylines gay and i don't even have to try that hard. marrying his first girlfriend because he got her pregnant and the church says it's the right thing to do? gay. being in the army? gay. repression? gay. obviously. moving to LA? gay. he's from texas. what cishet texan is going to california? exactly. none. gay. never emotionally committing to women? gay. strained relationship with his parents who had expectations for him he's never going to meet? gay. growing up going to catholic school? so deeply gay in so many ways. wanting to feel normal again? this one was actually just trauma. perhaps a little gay though. having cardiac issues because someone assumed his longterm girlfriend was his wife? just start saying slurs at that point. gay. co parenting with another man? gay. not actually being with him? somehow gayer......pining and yearning are famously known for being homosexual emotions. don't even get me started on feeling like he has to perform on dates. homosexual behavior eddie diaz. fork found in kitchen some might say. fruit found in fruit bowl? whatever

#every day i think about tommy having been supposed to kiss eddie instead #like they really have opportunity to make eddie gay at every turn #and yet they choose to shoehorn in heterosexuality instead #but even that is somehow gay #like the catholic guilt storyline with marisol? are you kidding me #buddie #911 #eddie diaz

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if i draw buck in sexy lingerie. is there like. an audience here for that

#not even in a horny way #i just think he's babygirl and deserves to be pretty idk #girlify that bisexual #can i do it #should i do it #911 #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #buddie

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mads: hannibal never saw a future. he lived in the present. but he saw a future with will :)

misha: BALLS DEEP I TELL YOU

#this is why i wish i went to cons #like these people are on the front lines #to this mess #lol #been a busy weekend apparently #supernatural #misha collins #spn #destiel #hannibal nbc #hannigram

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What is it about the air in Europe what makes Misha Collins act like that edition. Yes those are quotes of his.

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Cas asks 'I fucked you hard and raised you from perdition.' and Dean answers 'If the CW had not been so homophobic we would have been balls deep for sure'. /End ID]

#misha collins the man that you are #supernatural #misha collins #spn #destiel

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spn trending again so soon after the bi buck wave because misha called the cw homophobic and uttered the phrase 'balls deep' in relation to destiel... it feels poetic somehow. cinematic even

something something constraints of broadcasters. something something this happening in the same week as oliver confirming fox abandoned a queer buck storyline earlier on in 911..

poetic justice. comedy perhaps. tragicomedy

#what a time to be alive #spn #misha collins #911 #oliver stark #destiel

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being the First Ever omega will do that to a man.

i think about the person that said that jensen would have probably been more accepting of destiel if the majority of people thought he was the top very freqeuntly! i hope they are doing well

#the internet decided jensen was a bottom so hard it spawned the entire omegaverse. #just so he could be dicked down even harder #i think about that sometimes #it's historic really #supernatural #jensen ackles #destiel #misha collins

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Maybe balls deep will be our always

#every day i believe i am free of supernatural #and every day i am wrong #misha PLEASE #release me #supernatural #spn #misha collins #destiel

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The moment that will haunt me forever is Eddie standing in the back of Buck's hospital room, exhausted and overwhelmed to the point that he physically cannot answer Christopher's questions. That moment when Christopher asks about the tubes and he just shakes his head in frustration because he just can't. He can barely stand to look at Buck, he certainly can't bring himself to explain all of the machines that are Buck's only lifeline because he can hardly bring himself to face that reality at all.

This poor man is so drained—from staying close at the hospital, from arguing with a stubborn kid who's not supposed to be there, but who deserves to be, from trying to take care of the rest of the team, from trying to pretend he's not falling apart.

This man. This beautiful, loving man—who would do anything at all for his son, who is exceptional at communicating when it comes to Christopher—he couldn't bring himself to do more than shake his head in frustration when his son asked this question.

The amount of pain and fear that implies in Eddie is utterly heartbreaking.

#nooo stop ittttt #i can't afford any more feelings about eddie diaz #911 #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie

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i think if cary elwes returned as lawrence gordon literally one(1) time.. i could die happy

#saw #thinking about him

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writing kepcobi fanfic the way i see them is so fucking hilarious to me because i usually write from jacobi's perspective. and to literally any other person kepler is either reprehensible, annoying, barely tolerable, or just straight up goofy silly. but to my fucked up jacobi with all his misplaced loyalty and his complexes, he's like a mythical being. a terrible ruler on a twisted bloody pedestal at which jacobi worships like a dog. and it's so goddamn funny

#like i listen to kepler talk and he's all stupid dad jokes and metaphors and exaggerated stories #and even when he's being scary it comes off goofy as shit #and then i write jacobi SO WHIPPED #i can't help it #he's the audience (read: me) stand in #i get to simp vicariously through him without the judgement of being in love with kepler #listen #i #can't even explain myself actually #kepcobi #wolf 359 #warren kepler #daniel jacobi #fanfic

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yall know a fic's good when these are my bookmark notes

#still reeling #sometimes it just hiTs you know #it was a bobby being buck's dad fic if anyone's curious #911 #fanfic #evan buckley

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so the 'whatta man' slow mo was buck's pov confirmed???

#going crazy insane about oliver just saying all this shit casually #this is like when katie mcgrath went on the dvd commentary like. merthur are literally in. love with each other #except it's real and it's now #oliver stark the man that you are #911 #buddie

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Buck taking grainy, zoomed-in pictures of every single helicopter he sees and sending them to Tommy like “dis u babe? 🥰”

#you can’t tell me he wouldn’t #and it would make Tommy smile EVERY TIME #and then one time it WAS him so he just texts back ‘yeah’ and it makes bucks entire WEEK #<prev #yes #headcanon: ACCEPTED #911 #bucktommy #tommy kinard #evan buckley

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#specifically val kilmer's batman so y'all know i'm having a good gay time

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Buck bringing Tommy to a 118 barbecue and the team all doing the older sibling thing of telling embarrassing stories about buck and buck is sulking but secretly having the best time bc his team is his family and Tommy has his arm around buck the whole time so who cares really, that Tommy is hearing the story of that time he couldn't stand on the ice rink for the fourth time?

And then Bobby gets this smile on his face, and Buck wonders what he's going to bring up, what embarrassing story he's going to have to sit through next

Except Bobby doesn't start telling a buck story.

Bobby asks Tommy if he's seen any chickens lately, and Tommy is burying his face in the hand that isn't on Buck's waist, and oh

This isn't an embarrassing buck story, it's an embarrassing Tommy story.

And buck listens with glee to the whole thing, as Tommy feebly argues that the chicken was armed, and had genuinely proven itself dangerous before giving in and muffling an embarrassed little laugh into Buck's shoulder

And yeah, buck thinks, he could get used to this

#please #i hope tommy sticks around for a bit #we deserve them being sweet together #bucktommy #evan buckley #tommy kinard #911

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This is Buck’s rizz, though. Such as it is. He just nervously flails, ungraceful but endearingly honest, until some kind soul puts their hand on his head and says “ok. I can see you’re trying really hard. I’ve decided I like you. Why don’t you just let me handle things from here?” It worked on Bobby, on Hen, on Eddie, even on Athena, and possibly now on Tommy.

#you see where Eddie has negative rizz Buck has statistical outlier rizz #like it shouldn’t work but it does #<< prev tags #HELP #you're so right #disasters <3 #evan buckley #bucktommy #tommy kinard #eddie diaz #buddie #911

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fuck it. 29 hd stills of the glass coffin scene taken at 3 AM that i made for various purposes be upon ye if you want them too. whateve

#yes #saw #mark hoffman #peter strahm #reference