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Real bants.

I can't believe this is real life

this picture is so fletcher and shannon coded, but it's literally fletcher and shannon in the picture

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Option B.

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's adhd and lesbianism

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sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

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Hi.

👋

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Wife quote #64:

Wife: “MY love language is: making sure that we’re touching at all times!”

@beths-space

#wlw #lgbtq #wife life #funny lady #life quotes #funny quotes #funny wife #quote #comedy #love language #physical therapy

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Happy birthday to this beautiful lady! @beths-space

Can you believe how much she has grown? 😉☺️

#happy birthday #birthday #celebration #celebrate #ikea plushies #birthday girl #funny lady #lgbtq #wlw #lesbian #wife life #funny wife

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Wife Quote #63:

Wife: stop. What are you doing??

Me: sorting out my glasses prescription!

Wife: stop… Nothing matters... I will be your eyes.

@beths-space guiding me through this crazy life.

#wlw #lgbtq #funny lady #life quotes #funny quotes #quote #comedy gold #comedy #comical

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Wife Quote #62:

Me: “she’s one of those people who would find a lost child at a carnival and just take it home and raise it as her own…”

Wife: “…………..we should do that” 👀

For legal reasons: we did not do that

#lgbtq #wlw #quote #wife quote #life quotes #funny quotes #funny lady #comedy #comedy gold

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Go on then. Tis a long weekend after all 👌

Reblog if you want to be spammed with anonymous asks

#ask me anything #asks open #ask away

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🎶”she took the midnight train going aaanyyywheeeere!”🎶

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#i am beyond exhausted #lgbtq #true #empathy #time to expire #expiration

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Thinking of you both fondly. I do.hope the new year has been good to you both.~♡

Aw! Thank you ☺️

A new challenging year but we are doing our goddamn best! And that’s good enough for now 😁

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Again and again it is.

#lesbian #wlw community #lgbtq #queer #wlw pride #gay women #girls who love girls #wlw mood #girls who kiss girls

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the sexiest thing about me is the lesbianism

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Birthday Parties are celebrations of the fact that you didn’t die yet

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Wife quote #61:

Wife: “listen to this….” *silence* “did you hear it?”

Me: what was it…?

Wife: “me blinking….”

Me: 👁️👄👁️

Wife: “I really thought you could hear it……… I was really smacking them!….”

When I tell you I’ve never laughed so hard…you must believe it. @beths-space

#wlw #things my wife says #wife life #funny wife #future wife #lgbtq #lgbt #funny lady #funny quotes