Anyways I have a very very important exam tomorrow and … I literally don’t know anything 😃
Seriously I have absolutely no idea of what I’m even doing
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man who tf came up with the idea of having school. I wanna have a word 😐
This isn’t even funny anymore
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Funny Palaye Royale Quotes
“Smokey the bear does that.” (Em) “He’s fake you realize that” (Rem) “WHAT!” (Em)
“They treat me like a princess.” (Rem)
“Emerson’s nipples are now on the internet.” (Seb)
“If I get bitten by a snake and die I will come back from the depths of hell and just crumble you.” (Rem)
“First of all I don’t sound like that, second of all I didn’t ask you, I knew.” (Em)
“We are here to talk about the star child that is Remington Leith” (Em) “WOOOOO” (Rem in the background)
“Trumoo makes my dreams come true.” (Em)
“Sell your soul bitch.” (Rem)
“*singing* The world is a vagina.” (Em)
“*singing* The weather outside is… weather.” (Rem)
“Good people are the goodest people.” (Seb)
“Fuck yourself” (Emerson after Seb put the camera up to his face)
“Why aren’t you opening you haunted shit!” (Sebastian failing miserably to open a fucking door)
“You got me a bag! You shouldn’t have. Come here.” (Rem)
“Freedom!” (Em running out of a corn maze or something)
“Wait what was the question?” (Remington after getting off topic and ranting about bathrooms)
“Why do you wear shoulder pads?” (Emerson to Seb)
“This should take two hits, me hitting you and you hitting the fucking ground.” (Rem)
“I had sex last night too so go fuck yourself.” (Seb)
“I’m waking up at 8am and playing two shows a day.” (Rem) “Tree.” (Em) “Tree shows a day and you pretend to play your fucking guitar like a fucking crab, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!” (Rem)
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Happiness is a butterfly
Try to catch it like every night
It escapes from my hands into moonlight
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Met the cutest boy tday
Ngl he was so cute 🫠
Please… I wanna see him again
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Been on a The Weeknd trip these past few days
Can confirm this shit kinda slaps ngl
The disappointment that I didn’t encounter em sooner 😟
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Bro really said get yo ass back here
No bitch. U boutta get slapped for that. U sure bout ur toxic masculinity 😒
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Tma seriously be my highest podcast of 2022. the chokehold this story has on me is unreaalllll
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Tbh why everyone going on my nerves tday 😟
The sheer audacity they have. Scandalous 😒
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✨ Anyways ✨
Imma just say this edible weak as shit
How?! HOW CAN HE BE SO 🦖
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Imma drop a track for everyone in my school asap
The really be madddd annoooyyyinnnggg
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Guess who watched avatar way of water and is now severely addicted to blue guys and experiences after Film Depression 🤌✨
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