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this buttercup arc is the best polyamorous representation in media i've ever seen

#hermitshipping #hermitcraft #grian #mumbo #mumbo jumbo #grumbo #hermitshipblr #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #mumscarian #scarian #scar #desertduo #desert duo #sorry this is brainrotting #i'm insane i think

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THE RULES OF BUTTERCUP CAMP

Rule 1: No friendly fire in the camp.

Rule 1a: NO GRAVEL, NO SAND, NO FALLING BLOCKS

Rule 1b: SCAR THIS MEANS YOU

--- I dont know What you’re talking about

--- You know exactly what I’m talking about!

Rule 1c: Grian is not allowed to make Scar strip down to his underwear on the Perimeter edge to ‘find all the sand’; this makes us look bad in front of Doc.

--- He had it in his SHOE

--- counter-rule!! Actually this makes us look GReat in front of doc. my abs intimidate him.

--- There’s no such thing as a ‘counter rule’ and your abs don’t intimidate anyone

--- mumbo agrees with me!!

--- I. Um. I just think Scar’s abs could be good PR. I’d be impressed if I were Doc.

Rule 2: All Buttercups must remember at all times that Doc is the enemy and we are here to TAKE HIM DOWN.

Rule 3: Goateater is not allowed to eat Mumbo’s pillow.

Rule 3a: we should leave GOateater alone because she’s doing her Best

--- Scar, she’s doing her best to eat my pillow!

--- this is proving resorcefullness and initive like a good Buttercup!

Rule 4: Mumbo’s cooking tastes like a camping mat and he’s not allowed on the cooking rota

Rule 5: grian cant cook us eggs for more than 2 meals in one day

Rule 6: I have to say I agree with Rule 5.

--- Mumbo needs to LEARN HOW RULES WORK

--- and also stop being RUDE about my COOKING

Rule 7: Goateater is not allowed in Mumbo’s bed under any circumstances.

--- mumbo is biased against Goateater!!

--- Then make her sleep in your bed, Scar!

Rule 8: Grian is allowed to push Scar into the Perimeter if he does the sand thing one more time

Rule 9: Grian is allowed to push Scar into the Perimeter if he refuses to put a shirt back on and is being really obnoxious about it

Rule 10: Grian is allowed to push Scar into the Perimeter if he keeps snoring at night

--- Mate, we’re getting some expansion of powers here that I’m not entirely comfortable with.

--- yknow its not tJHAT Bad

--- Okay, so, Scar, listen, just because you’ve never minded doesn’t mean Grian should be able to do what he likes. This is setting a precedent. We need to talk about this.

Rule 11: Grian is allowed to push anyone into the Perimeter for any reason necessary

--- I told you! I TOLD you!

--- Cmon Mumbo a man’s gotta have hobbies

--- Not threats-of-immediate-violence-to-his-two-closest-friends hobbies!

--- WAnt some sand?

--- I CAN LITERALLY SEE WHAT YOU TWO WRITE HERE. SCAR I AM COMING FOR YOU.

--- Good LUck :)

Rule 12: Grian is not allowed to keep stealing Mumbo’s HotGuy poster for his own tent then denying it.

Rule 12a: Grian is encouraged to get his own poster or pay Mumbo 16 diamonds.

Rule 13: Buttercups are reminded to focus their efforts on DOC and how everything is DOC’S FAULT, not SPYING ON THEIR FRIENDS about POSTERS.

Rule 14: Goateater is not allowed in Mumbo’s entire tent.

Rule 15: Goateater is allowed whrever she likes, including in MUmbos tent.

Rule 16: Scar is not allowed to write rules that contradict previous rules.

Rule 17: Mumbo is not allowed to do that either!!

Rule 17a: If Mumbo and Scar don’t stop fighting over the rules board and GET US SOME DRINKING WATER LIKE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO then Grian gets to throw them both in the Perimeter

--- I thought everything was Doc’s fault.

--- Sometimes it’s your fault, Mumbo!

Rule 18: Look, can we have some sort of punishment here that isn’t ‘Grian pushes people in the perimeter?’ Only he’s not pushing himself in the perimeter, and last night he blew up a firework experiment in the campfire and took half my moustache off.

Rule 18a: That was obviously Doc’s fault.

--- I don’t think it’s Doc’s fault if you did it yourself! In fact, you’re the reason we’re here in the first place. There’s sand in my sleeping bag and I’ve lost half my moustache and Goateater keeps eating my shoes!

--- also I gotta pointout G you never paid me for those fireworks

--- Listen, Buttercups, the rules are very clear about who’s to blame. It’s Doc’s fault.

--- That’s pretty rich coming from you, Grian!

--- also goateater is perfect and hasn’t done anything wrong

--- Shut up, Scar, this is Grian’s fault. I’m making a new rule.

Rule 19: I think we should blame Grian for everything

Rule 20: I secnd this rule

Rule 21: Oh, yeah? Well, I think we should blame SCAR for getting me BAD FIREWORKS

Rule 21a: those were top quality scarland fireworks, Mister!

Rule 22: It was Scar who technically broke the tunnel bore so he’s the reason we’re here

Rule 23: I mean, I guess—Scar, mate, you did do that.

Rule 24: I think we should blame Scar for everything

Rule 25: now wait A MINute

Rule 26: Yes, honestly, it’s mainly Scar’s fault.

Rule 27: Its not!

Rule 28: It’s either you or Grian. I think either way we can all agree I’m the innocent victim here.

Rule 29: What – okay, fine, new plan! I think we should blame MUMBO for everything!

Rule 30: yeah!

NEW RULE: MUMBO IS BANISHED FROM THE BUTTERCUP CAMP

NEW RULE: OH I AM, AM I? WELL THEN, GRIAN IS BANISHED FROM THE BUTTERCUP CAMP!

NEW RULE: OKAY! I GUESS THIS IS MY CAMP NOW! IM MOVING JELLIE INTO YOUR TENTS AND SERVS YOU BOTH RIGHT!

Rule 34: Guys?

Rule 35: …guys?

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board suspended :(

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Rule 36: fine I’m back

Rule 37: strewing my bed with cherry blossom wasn’t actually necessary

Rule 38: Aw, Scar, you shouldn’t have.

--- i missed you guys

--- I missed you guys too!

--- It’s been TWENTY MINUTES

--- admit it G you missed us

--- Fine I did

--- But I think I have time for a second shot

--- GRIAN

--- joking <3

Rule 39: All previous rules are suspended.

Rule 1: It’s Doc’s fault.

Rule 2: Grian is still allowed to push people into the perimeter.

--- mumbo, wheres Goateater?

--- Special mission, mate, don’t worry about it.

WHY HAS SOMETHING **EATEN** ALL MY ***CROCS***!

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, BUTTERCUPS!!

– G.O.A.T.

p.s. Also kindly return my hotguy poster, Grian, I know that this was you

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mumscarian is so canon they've got pet names for each other

tell me calling each other "buttercup" is not the gayest thing these mfs have done

#hermitshipping #hermitcraft #grian #mumbo #mumbo jumbo #hermitshipblr #scar #goodtimeswithscar #mumscarian #scarian #grumbo #me after a several months long hiatus coming back with a tweet about gay hermits ?? #sounds about right

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ive been followed by only bots for so long , its weird to check the people who follow me and see that theyre an actual person

#text post

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CAN WE PLSPLSPLS HAVE MORE TRANS SCAR HE MAKES ME SO HAPPY

OF COURSE <3 !! here's some trans mayor Scar and Bdubs because i miss s7 every single day

#weeping #hermitshipping #is it shipping i dunno it's got ship vibes but i love it #hermitcraft #bdoubleo #gtws

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just watched the grumbo date im beaming im grinning ear to ear they're SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY

grian , tackling mumbo and triggering the most insane celebration of all time: YOURE BACK

mumbo , thoroughly confused and pleased at the reception: I MISSED YOU

#hermitshipping #hermitcraft #grian #mumbo #mumbo jumbo #grumbo #THEYRE SOOOO CUTEEEEE #THEYRE ADORABLE #FUCK

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the difficult question is now: are the cockers a polyam couple ? or a found family trio ?

if you knew me well you'd know that i'm leaning towards couple . but .

#trafficshipping #i am confused #zombiecleo #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #limited life #limited life bdubs #bdoubleo tag #i can make anything into a ship but that doesn't always mean that i Should

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mumscarian is real

#hermitshipping #hermitcraft #grian #scarian #grumbo #mumscarian #mumbo jumbo posted this himself #i'm just passing on the good news #mumbo #mumbo jumbo

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#already said yes when maru asked on twitter on main 😭😭 #hopefully this doesn't skew the data too much

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VALENTINES EPISODE!:

Part 3

Part 1, Part 2

#YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU #YOU BOTH WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME #THIS IS ME CAMPAIGNING FOR HOTGUY X GRIAN #THEYRE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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VALENTINES EPISODE!:

Part 3

Part 1, Part 2

#OH YMG DO #OH MY GOD #IM SO INSANE #IM UNWELL #IM BATSHIT #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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So how does grian feel about scars celebrity crush does he feel good because he’s who scar is crushing scar just doesn’t know or does he feel bad because if scars showing interest in cute guy that means he doesn’t consider grian a potential lover

Part of him likes that Scar thinks Cuteguy is cool and finds him pretty. But it also makes him sad that its cuteguy that he finds pretty and not him

#OW . OW WHAT THE FUCK

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big fan of grian x hotguy but we've only had one interaction between the two iirc

anything silly about them that we're allowed to know :O

yeah the next mini comic (the Valentines special) is about them and its almost finished

#no one talk to me i'm batshit

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#SOMETHING ABOUT THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESNT WORK OKAY #hotguy x grian is the best because it's the only one where they don't have feelings for each other #and i love it #slams head on table they LIKE EACH OTHER THEYRE JUST STUPUD #idiots /positive

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mumbo "silly and goofy" jumbo

#mumbo jumbo #mumbo #i miss mumbo #he did upload just now and i am currently watching it #but i miss him #hermitcraft

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The next time there's a hermit charity stream, I think a donation goal should be where Scar rants about the healthcare system and gets to curse as much as he wants

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joel asking if we would rather see him make builds or be a whore at the end of his most recent empires video like he doesn't already know the answer

#empires s2 #empires smp #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #the answer is that yes i want to see you have more children joel #zeus kinnie lookin ass