nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix
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Don't get me wrong, I don't give two shits about the English Royal Family, but this PR crisis they're in right now is just wild. Every time you think they're done digging themselves deeper, they haul another bucket of shit up from the bottom of the well they're in.
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"A judeo-christian heretical sect known as Islam"
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Oh for fucks sake dude.
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the human mind wasnt made to comprehend 30 dollars
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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode
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Its odd being an atheist with a deep appreciation for theology. It seems to weird people out sometimes. I get religious people who assume I'm some kinda "All religions are dumb and stupid" type, and atheists who assume I belong to whatever religion I'm talking about at the moment.
I genuinely do just like this stuff.
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hey girl. why are you here
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job website
1. Talent Associate at Solutions Dynamics (pyramid scheme)
2. Wew are looking for a jack-of-all-trades “Blockchain Guru”
3. Tutor My Children (unpaid)
4. Mcdonald
5. Earn 100 Thousand Tollars Working At Home (phishing scam)
6. [listing that expired in 2019]
7. Brand Manager (Tiktok) at Keystone Pipeline
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he fucking killed the other guy
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in my villain era currently
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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be the faggot america
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