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Rating band names based on their accuracy:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

The Beatles: 3/10. None of these people are beetles, they’re just a bunch of fruity guys from Liverpool with matching haircuts

(Edit: changed from 0/10 to 3/10 because John Lennon beat his wife)

Pink Floyd: 4/10. There is not a single person named Floyd in the band, but some of the members do arguably look kinda pink

Nirvana: 10/10. Getting high and listening to Nirvana is roughly what I imagine actual nirvana to be like

Foo Fighters: either 0/10 or 10/10. I have never seen foo in real life so either they’re pretending to fight a problem that doesn’t exist or they’re doing an absolutely fantastic job of fighting it

The Eagles: 0/10. Same as the Beatles, there is not a single eagle in this band. The name is misleading and we have all been lied to

Queen: 6/10. Partial points for Freddie Mercury

Led Zeppelin: 0/10. I don’t think any of these guys have ever even seen a zeppelin, let alone one made of lead. A lead balloon would crash faster than my hopes and dreams

The Rolling Stones: 3/10. There is not a single stone in this band. Some points added because I’m pretty sure they rolled quite a few

U2: 0/10. Despite what the name says, I am not a member of this band

Metallica: 9/10. Naming a metal band “Metallica” is like naming your dog “doggy”

Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2/10. These guys are not chili peppers. They’re not even that hot, let alone red hot

Guns N’ Roses: 0/10. How the fuck could a gun or a flower play music

Backstreet Boys: ?/10. Depends entirely on their current given location

Simon and Garfunkel: 10/10. No notes

The Doors: 1/10. Jim Morrison is kinda shaped like a door tho

Chicago: 4/10. The number of people in this band does not come even remotely close to the population of Chicago. Points added because it originated in Chicago

Earth, wind, and fire: 2/10. This is even more innacurate than Chicago. Points added because wind instruments were often used

Def Leppard: 3/10. There is not a single leopard in this band. Some of the members are probably kinda deaf by now tho

The Beach Boys: ?/10. Accuracy depends entirely on location

The Black Eyed Peas: 6/10. Not sure what the hell an ‘eyed pea’ is but the black part is pretty accurate

Imagine Dragons: ?/10. Depends entirely on whether or not they’re thinking about dragons.

Cage the Elephant: 1/10. Why would you do that. Let the elephant go

Green Day: 0/10. They’re not even green

The Police: 0/10. There is not a single cop in this band

KISS: 5/10. I’m sure they probably kissed sometimes

The Monkees: 0/10. Are you fucking kidding me

We Butter the Bread with Butter: 8/10. I can’t verify this but I have no reason to suspect that they’d lie. Butter seems like the most logical thing to butter bread with

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: 0/10. I got really excited about the concept of a lizard wizard only to be let down. My disappointment is immeasurable

They Might Be Giants: 5/10. I googled everyone in this band’s height, the tallest guy’s only 6’1 so I wouldn’t exactly consider him a giant. Then again, I can’t really argue because the claim was only that they MIGHT be giants

The Presidents of the United States of America: 2/10. None of these people are Joe Biden nor are any of them former presidents. This is incredibly misleading. I’m pretty sure “Lump” was written about my first girlfriend tho so I’ll give them a point or two

Gorillaz: 2/10 Not quite but we’re kinda close genetically so I’ll give them partial credit

The Killers: ?/10. I have no way of verifying if they’ve actually killed before but the fact that they’re not in prison tells me probably not

The Offspring: 10/10. These guys are definitely somebody’s offspring

Arctic Monkeys: 1/10. They are neither monkeys nor are they from the arctic

Thirty Seconds to Mars: 1/10. It takes WAY longer to get to mars than that

Beastie Boys: 8/10. They’re pretty beast on the guitar

Jimmy Eat World: 1/10. Slow the fuck down Jimmy, you’re biting off way more than you can chew

Hole: 9/10. One point deducted because I’m pretty sure they had more than one hole

Rage Against the Machine: 10/10. They did exactly that

Alice In Chains: 0/10. This is illegal. Let Alice go

The Band: 10/10. This could not possibly be more accurate

Nine Inch Nails: 1/10. I can’t find any good pictures of their feet but from what I can tell their fingernails definitely aren’t nine inches long

Bush: ?/10. Not quite sure about this one, felt uncomfortable asking

The Who: 2/10. I’m not dealing with this “Who’s On First” bullshit

Radiohead: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a radio for a head

Queens of the Stone Age: 0/10. This band should be called “five random dudes from the modern era” but FRDFTMA is a bit of a mouthful

Soundgarden: 2/10. Sound does not grow in the garden

Sonic Youth: 5/10. They’re not exactly youth anymore but the sonic part checks out

Talking heads: 8/10. There’s more to the band than just a bunch of disembodied heads but the heads do tend to talk

The Cranberries: 0/10. Decent music but I only added them so that the Beatles and Freddie Mercury weren’t the only fruits on this list

The Wiggles: 8/10. They do tend to wiggle a lot

Blue Man Group: 10/10. Yep!

Weezer: 5/10. They all look like they definitely have asthma

Limp Bizkit: 3/10. While the visual image of baked goods playing the guitar is hilarious, Fred durst is not a biscuit. Points added because he probably has erectile dysfunction

Stone Temple Pilots: 0/10. None of these people are accredited as being licensed to pilot anything, much less an entire stone temple. Stone temples don’t need pilots anyways

Wasted Youth: 8/10. I guess it really kinda depends on how you frame it but yeah, they probably wasted a lot of it

Them Crooked Vultures: 3/10. These are people and not birds but Dave Grohl’s posture is kinda bad and John Paul Jones is so old that his neck kinda looks like a vulture’s so I added some points

Audioslave: 0/10. Slavery is illegal

Traveling Wilburys: 4/10. Sure, they traveled a lot but not a single one of those lying bastards was named Wilbury

D12: 6/12. There were only 6 people in this band

NWA: 10/10. I’m a little too white to safely comment on this one but I’d say they nailed it

Jet: 1/10. A real jet would be way too loud

Goldfinger: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a finger made out of gold

No Doubt: ?/10. I can’t really be too sure how Gwen Stefani felt but I think it’s probably a safe assumption that she had some doubts

The White Stripes: 3/10. I bet if you stripped them down naked and made them stand shoulder to shoulder and squinted really hard they’d probably look more like white stripes

Screaming trees: 3/10. They scream occasionally

Garbage: 2/10. I think they’re being a little harsh on themselves, their music isn’t THAT bad

Butthole Surfers: 5/10. Not even gonna touch this one

Megadeth: 3/10. To be fair, some of the former members are dead but only a little amount of death, not mega death

Dead Kennedys: 2/10. Last I checked Kennedy was still dead but neither he nor his clones are members of this band

Cake: 0/10. The cake is a lie

Cracker: 8/10. Most of them are

Tool: 7/10. I don’t know much about their music but they sure look like tools

Counting Crows: ?/10. Is this what emo kids do instead of counting sheep? Accuracy depends on whatever bird they happen to be counting at the moment

Dave Matthews Band: 10/10. It certainly is

Oasis: 1/10. Their music is the opposite of an oasis

Blur: 2/10. They are not that fast

Barenaked Ladies: 0/10. If I wanted to be this disappointed I’d reestablish a connection with my biological father instead

Meat Puppets: 10/10. Technically, aren’t we all?

Live: 8/10. Apparently they still do live shows but I deducted some points because I’ve only ever heard their music on Spotify

ABBA: 9/10. I’m still not giving any points to Guns N’ Roses but that’s mostly out of spite

5 Finger Death Punch: 8/10 I guess it probably depends on how hard you hit them but this seems to be the usual amount of fingers to punch somebody with

All American Rejects: 9/10. They’re all rejects from America so I don’t really see any issue with this

T. Rex: 0/10. Even if any of these people WAS a T. Rex I don’t think their arms would be long enough to play their instruments

Free: 0/10. Unless you steal their music, in which case it becomes a 10/10

The Strokes: 3/10. To my knowledge, none of them have had a stroke but I still added a few points because the name was probably accurate for other reasons

The Smashing Pumpkins ?/10. Another thing I have no way of verifying but this seems like a waste of perfectly good pumpkins

Therapy?: ?/10. The hell are they asking me for? I don’t know their medical history

Twenty One Pilots. 0/10. There’s only two of them and neither is a licensed pilot

Finger Eleven: 0/10. Leave the poor Stranger Things girl out of this

Fall Out Boy: 9/10. I conferred with an expert on this one who confirmed that they are in fact boys who had a falling out

Cream: 8/10. Considering this was the OG supergroup I’m sure a lot of people did in fact cream when their music came out

Edit: humans aren’t fucking monkeys. Stop saying we are

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aelincreativ · 3 months

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when something cool happens but you cant say anything to anyone so youre just

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aelincreativ · 3 months

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Im just feeling a certain way rn

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aelincreativ · 5 months

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stuff i posted on twt today while having a mental breakdown over today's event

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aelincreativ · 6 months

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Here's an updated version of the QSMP Family Tree! I didn't mark the relationships between the eggs or the crushes that aren't confirmed or are no longer relevant. I kept the BOLAS relationships as their own thing since it's still new and might change!

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aelincreativ · 8 months

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Welcome to the new QSMP members! Less than 4 hours till the Welcome Event starts!

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aelincreativ · 8 months

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am I wrong??? If I include Gegg then charlie somehow has to be quackity’s son, Leo’s kid (maybe? not sure on that one) and Mike’s brother. I also didn’t include Arin because I don’t know wtf he is. Is Arin a split personality? A spirit possessing Luzu? An age regression? We don’t know. We’re told he’s an AI but how does that work? For him to be an AI to take over Luzu’s body, then that means Luzu is a robot that has hardware to be taken over!

-_- We haven’t reached true curseed levels yet, but it can happen at any moment

QSMP Family tree! It has all the eggs and their parents. I didn't include the various crushes, only established relationships between current co-parents. Let me know if I missed anything! I'll update this as stuff changes!

#im an admin for the wiki and i regret it almost everyday

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aelincreativ · 8 months

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QSMP Family tree! It has all the eggs and their parents. I didn't include the various crushes, only established relationships between current co-parents. Let me know if I missed anything! I'll update this as stuff changes!

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aelincreativ · 9 months

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*le gasp* thank you for your kind words! one of the other admins showed the rest of the team your post. I especially appreciate the meme since I use memes on our twitter.

For example:

Go catch up on the QSMP if you're like me and can't be bothered watching over a hundred days of VODs for multiple people

#qsmp #qsmp wiki #wiki qsmp #quackity pay the server #quackity pay the wiki #please #i need monies #food is expensive #i dont want to get a real job #i just want to work on the block game wiki

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aelincreativ · 11 months

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... you do realize im the same idiot right? also, @alt0stratuscloud you and moni were in the same discord server where we all met dudes. also it was called paradise SMP btw.

ALSO! start tagging me in shit when you see it, i wanna see when people are talking about my stuff lmao, speaking a which i need to write that new chapter...

I’ll see tweets about AelinCreativ’s fan fictions or tiktoks about all the work they’ve done for the QSMP wiki and remember back when I used to be in a minecraft SMP server with them and I wonder if it would be weird to be like “heyyy remember me, I watched some of your streams and I made a really ugly volcano on an old smp together I forget the name of”

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aelincreativ · 11 months

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ADORABLE HOLY SHIT

wanted to do this idea by AelinCreativ on tiktok!! Bobby coloring Jaiden’s tattoos!!

ignore the shitty club penguin staring into your soul- Also changed my Jaiden design to have wings and be more based on her Vtuber design!

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aelincreativ · 1 year

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Heya DuMist here with more curiosities about Br qsmp members becouse now these people are my new hyperfocus XD

So, about Tazercraft and Cellbit lore:

- They made "Fuga impossível" Canon in they last livestream. So you don't have to watch a 2015 Brazilian RP series without subtitles, here's a summary: Pac and Mike are arrested after being caught in an attempt to rob a museum, in prison they meet Jv and Cell (bit). A lot (LOT) things happen, with many plot twists. Cell is crazy and kills Jv, and from that he shows himself as the villain of the series, chasing Mike, Pac and Guaxinim (another character who enters later in the series). In the end, Mike and Pac escape leaving Cell trapped in a cave along with a gun, the sound of a shot is heard and it is not known if Cell survived or not.

If you want a more complete summary, I recommend you read the Wiki, it's in Portuguese, but it's easy to use the translate page function:

So q!Cellbit is a reformed psychotic killer, and q!tazercraft are former famous art thieves!

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aelincreativ · 1 year

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NO, DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIFIED HIM SAYONG THAT MADE US ON THE WIKI ADMIN TEAM. WEVE BEEN SCARED TO TOUCH SLIMES PAGE EVER SINCE. THE GOOP MAN IS WATCHING!

(legit freak out in the gc for 15 minutes when we realized the streamers were actually reading the wiki.)

“who’s your wife?” “i’ll send you the qsmp slimecicle wiki page” oh thank fucking god you do not know how terrified i was thinking he was about to say the qsmp polycule chart 😭

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aelincreativ · 1 year

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Thanks. We try. You can thank Denskan for most of those witty relationship tags lmao

I was taking a look at the qsmp wiki and I get the stuff is unfinished but some of the stubs are taking me out THEY’RE SO FUNNY AND FOR WHAT

Spreen left for cigarettes and hasn’t returned since. 😐

Ex-Sugarbaby I can’t 💀

THIS ONE’S MY FAVORITE LMAOAOAO

THE SUDDEN TURN

Stay gold qsmp wiki admins………..stay gold…….. 😔😔✊

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aelincreativ · 1 year

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Lmao, love it

A quick guide of the hispanic streamers. PART 1

*Quick note: Maximus skin is different in the QSMP*

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aelincreativ · 1 year

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Where was this a month ago lmao

A little detail: Today, Rubius spend like half an hour saying he wasn't going to be involved with the QSMP, but just as he was ending stream, this voice could be heard on his stream

Translation: I wanna play a game…

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aelincreativ · 1 year

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Well... Question oh wise psycology tumblr guru, who just called us out like *that*.

What do you think the lasting repercussions of losing the eggs will be? Cuz I can tell you right now, I’m already fucked up and it hasn’t even happened yet. When Chayanne and Tallulah’s “nightmare” happened, I felt literal heart ache and pain at the thought they were gone.

I think the entire qsmp egg event is such an interesting look into the human psyche and imprinting and if I were a psych major I’d be eating that shit up or something. There’s something to be said about this whole thing with not only the viewers getting attached but the streamers as well. And the people who said they wouldn’t get attached getting attached and not only that but getting emotional too. Over a couple of pixels. Someone smarter than me can definitely say it better but still

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