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Thought from 6/6/21
i cannot fucking believe this i just was handed the phone and told it’s my insurance company and they need consent from me in order to speak to my mom and i put it to my ear and said “Nyello?”
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Thought from 8/25/22
being mentally ill is so funny sometimes like no sorry i can’t hang out you see this is my allotted dissociating time.
#mentally ill#mental illness#mental illness joke#</3333#and then you gotta plan it right too#or else you’ll be all foggy and distant Around Others#tw: dissociating#dissociation
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Thought from 8/7/22
for every sickass clever joke i forget before i can write it down, god owes me 1 Fucking Favor
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Thought from 7/29/22
mentally ill? i prefer [dramatic pause] sick in the head (makes ‘peace’ sign, vaporizes on the spot)
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Thought from 7/21/22
was anyone else worried when they turned 18 because now + the older you get the less sympathy people will have for you if something horrible happens/is done to you. like they wouldn’t see you as a victim anymore or defend/protect you they’d just brush you off or say you asked for it or any other scary bs answer we so often see being made or was that just me
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“am i just very distant/detached from my emotions sometimes or do i have a dissociative disorder and am experiencing someone else’s emotions“, the novel (written by me)
#real time thoughts#for unnecessary context i experience emotions and what i call ‘logical emotions’#which are basically emotions but. far away? like as if you’re on one side of a room talking and someone across the room is talking too loud#you can hear what they’re saying#but it’s not the same as YOU talking. it’s adjacent or otherwise ‘to the left’#also maybe kind of like. nvmd LMAO idk how to describe it :[ but i call them logical emotions bc they’re just in my head#they’re not a feeling#anyways back to your regularly scheduled programming#serious-ish things !#real-time thoughts
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“ awwhh theyre playing together <3 !! ” taylor theyre trying to Kill Eachother .
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thought from 10/1/21
i forgot the tables here have paws
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not to be egotistical or otherwise self-centered but when do i get my financial compensation for existing during 2020
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thought from 9/11/21
serial killer copycats are so weird like can’t you just be a normal stan
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thought from 4/16/21
made eye contact in the hall with my teacher who had her mask pulled down as she hurriedly shoved little lemon oreos into her mouth
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thought from 6/30/21
just heard [step-dad] call a muscly young guy “a specimen” to which his coworker on the other side of the phone says “....handsome?”
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thought from 10/9/21
zinging in Hotel Transylvania with vampires = imprinting in Twilight with werewolves
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i’d like to officially unapologize . fuck you.
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thought/status from 2/23/21
what if you were stranded alone w someone and starving so you finally relent and attempt to take a bite but theyre hollow chocol
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thought from 10/2/21
one of these days i’m going to wake up at 4am snickering like a fox and i’m going to put googly eyes on every single appliance in the house
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thought from 9/29/21
the girl at the entryway of the school always stands there and occasionally says good morning to each group of people who comes inside and the only reason i say good morning back is because i’m nervous that she’s doing a social experiment and i’m failing if i don’t say it back
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