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amsmolfrog · 1 year
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it’s okay pasha let’s pack up and go back to the forest where we can continue our summoning rituals without being pawns of politics 😔😔
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amsmolfrog · 1 year
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thoughts on trees and also thoughts on horses? in no way related..
Trees are natures vehicles for life. Horses are humans vehicles for travel. The two are twins and brothers, yet diametrically opposed.
Yin and Yang, Mountains and oceans, Ant and Dec.
The principles of trees and horses apply everywhere and you would be a fool to miss them.
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amsmolfrog · 2 years
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🐭
Send me an emoji!
💌: I’d love to send you more messages and asks but you make me nervous!
😊: You’re sweet. You’ve made me smile before.
🙏: I’m a little afraid that you’ll unfollow me.
🔪: I’d hate to get on your bad side.
😶: I’m honored that you’re even following me tbH.
👾: Your theme is awesome!
🌄: GO TO BED.
💉: Talking to you or seeing you on my dash makes me feel better.
😐: I don’t understand half the things you reblog but I support you anyway.
🌑: You come off as cold, impersonal.
👒: You come off as very friendly!
🌃: I’d like to spend more time talking to you.
🎭: You sure do get into a lot of drama…
😄: I can always count on you to like/reply to my personal posts.
🍥: Your aesthetic is very streamlined. It’s clear you’re picky about the stuff you reblog.
🍬: You’re sweet, but I feel like I know very little about you as a person.
🐟: Your blog isn’t quite my “type.”
😅: I often worry about upsetting you or scaring you off.
😇: Every single interaction we’ve had so far has been positive.
🐱: You’re cute‼︎
🌱: I’d love to get to know you better.
☔️: You seem unhappy.
😃: I love seeing you in my notifications!
🐸: You act goofy.
💻: Are you ever not online?
❄️: Your BYF struck me as kind of harsh, but I followed you anyway.
😆: You’ve made me laugh out loud before.
💔: You’ve disappointed me before.
📺: We have similar interests!
🔈: We have similar tastes in music.
🌊: You have a lot of personality.
😀: I would consider us friends.
🎀: We have similar aesthetics!
🍳: This is an egg in a frying pan!
🎉: I get really happy when I see positive personal posts from you, even when I don’t fully understand the context!
😈: I know your secret~
🌴: I’m jealous of you.
✨: Could you, like, chill a little bit maybe? Like in general? Please?
🎶: I associate you with a specific song or musician.
👟: I feel as though you’re out of my league.
🐚: I find your blog very calming.
👀: I’ve vagued about you before.
🍰: I might recognize you if I ran into you on the street.
😂: I’m comfortable around you.
🌈: Sometimes I see your selfies and think to myself: “I’m gay.”
🌹: I wouldn’t mind going on a date with you.
😓: I’ve talked to you before and it made me a nervous!
👑: You’re vain.
📝: I know a lot about you just from following you on Tumblr.
🌙: You’re beautiful.
🍓: You remind me of someone…
😒: I honestly don’t know why I’m even still following you at this point.
😳: I’ve learned things about you that have surprised me a lot!
🐭: Please be kinder to yourself.
😑: -__-
👔: I think you’re someone who takes themself very seriously.
🍉: I wish we lived closer to each other.
🍭: You confuse me.
😮: I wish I could give you some advice.
💐: I have a crush on you.
😁: You’re a little awkward, but I find it endearing.
💕: I love you‼︎
👍: I like you. Just, in general. I think you’re a genuinely good person.
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amsmolfrog · 2 years
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can I play Keqing only pls 🥺🥺
what if we...all played genshin together 😳😳
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amsmolfrog · 2 years
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I WENT TO A TOP 10 UNIVERSITY AND EDUCATE THE MASSES!!!! I CANNOT BE DITSY!! I ALSO CANNOT ALWAYS BE SMART!!! I AM NORMAL!!!
a movie is showing a scene at the beach. i, who does not know what is going on in the plot, ask "where are they?"🦁 replies blankly: "at the beach." an apt observation, and yet . . .
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amsmolfrog · 2 years
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AAAAAAAAA
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amsmolfrog · 2 years
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Another BASLESS accusation rooted in ANGLOPHOBIA!!!! For SHAME!!! I’m reporting you to the ough ough AWOOGA BARK BARK I THINK
omg some ppl are so good w words.. the best i can do is ough ough awooga i think
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amsmolfrog · 2 years
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@jbsmullet You are the entire #Girliebrigade :((
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amsmolfrog · 3 years
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Shabbat seems so relaxing 🥰🥰🥰
the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit
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amsmolfrog · 3 years
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I think this is a good name because you like got7 jbs mullet a lot more than woosh's ins
wooshins -> jbsmullet
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amsmolfrog · 3 years
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@wooshins this sounds like a job for THE CLOWN MAN!!! Part clown, part man, I cheese and I chortle, bringing laughter and tears to all !!!!
be the clown you want to see in the circus.
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amsmolfrog · 3 years
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FEESH
𓆞𓆝 𓆟
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amsmolfrog · 3 years
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Yes pls look at HIMB
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amsmolfrog · 3 years
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But I'm always cool and never cringe wdym???
nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool
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amsmolfrog · 3 years
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I believe,,, this is the dream life we ALL deserve. Pls return to us sweet daughter of ours, we miss you !!
grocery stores should pick a random hour every day where the employees can chase you around the aisles
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amsmolfrog · 3 years
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ITS SO SCARY WHEN YOU SUDDENLY SWITCH OUT THE CURSED & INSTEAD SAY NICE THINGS????!?!?!?! LIKE????? PLS,,,,, MY HEART,,,,THANK U FOR UR HELP U LIL GREMLIN MAN, LETS GROW OLD & BE CRONES TOGETHER ILY 📣📣📣
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I will CONSIDER saying more nice things in future but pls do not get too comfortable. Kindness a Crone doth not maketh
(Ily2 and I can't help to help with the masters one too !!1!1!1)
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amsmolfrog · 3 years
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Just read my girlfriends dissertation, it's absolutely incredible!
Sophisticated, nuanced and genuinely engaging and interesting, I'm so so proud of her and cannot wait to tell her when she wakes up (she did an honest to God ALL nighter bless).
Good job Tatiana (@wooshins), you've earned this long nap and I'll be with you when you wake.
gonna submit my dissertation soon 🥺🥺 terrifying
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