anastasia-ria

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She's everything. He's just Ken.

[anastasia-ria]

Klaus: You're pretty, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type. Caroline: I'm sorry, what were you saying? Klaus: Perfect.

#Klaroline #klaus mikaelson #caroline forbes #incorrect klaroline quotes #the vampire diaries #imagine your otp

[anastasia-ria]

Caroline: So ... what’s you favourite type of music? 

Klaus: Your moans.

Caroline [blushes and stutters]: Wh... wha... WHAT?  

Klaus: You heard me.    

[smirks and winks at her]

#Klaroline #incorrect klaroline quotes #the vampire diaries #caroline forbes #klaus mikaelson #source: The Phantom of The Fanfic

[anastasia-ria]

‘Heaven Official’s Blessing’ concept arts

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[after Qi Rong was captured]

Lang Qian Qiu: I don’t think we should be focusing on Qi Rong's reasons. That guy’s brain is a bag full of cats, you can small crazy on him. Let's kill him!

Xie Lian: Have care how you speak. Qi Rong is beyond reason but he is of Xianlè, and he is my brother.

Lang Qian Qiu: He killed and ate hundreds of people.

Xie Lian: He’s adopted.

#heaven official's blessing #xie lian #lang qianqiu #qi rong #hua cheng #hualian is always in my heart))

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Klaus: Oh, a memo from the Faction. Klaus, reading: Due to elevating cursing from the other members that we believe is coming from the Mikaelson Family, we now are changing the way things are phrased. Klaus, to Kol: "Ask me if I give a fuck" will be now "Of course I’m concerned." Kol: ... Klaus, to Hayley: "Who gives a shit?" is now "I wasn’t involved in that." Hayley: *nods* Klaus, to Rebekah: "Kiss my ass" is now "I don’t think you understand." Rebekah: Okay. Klaus, to Marcel: "Suck my dick" is now "Have a nice day." Marcel: ... Klaus, to Hope: And finally "Who the hell died and made you boss?" is now "You want me to take care of this?" Hope: Yes, dad. Elijah: Klaus, you want me to write a reply email from you about this? Klaus: Yes, please reply: "To the Faction, of course I’m concerned. You want me to take care of this? While I wasn’t involved in that, I feel you should reverse these changes as I don’t think you understand. Have a nice day." The Mikaelsons: *snickering* Caroline: I love you.

#the incorrect quotes #the vampire diaries #the originals #the mikaelson family #Klaroline

[anastasia-ria]

Hermione: Draco, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do? Draco: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me! Avenge me, Granger. Avenge me!

#dramione #Draco Malfoy #Hermione Granger #incorrect dramione quotes #the harry potter series

[anastasia-ria]

Xie Lian: Hey San Lang, can you do me a favour?

Hua Cheng: I would burn down the world for you but go on...

#Heaven Official's Blessing #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #san lang #incorrect hualian quotes #he will do anything for his hubby #i love them soooo much

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Hua Cheng: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Xie Lian: ...

Hua Cheng: Ask me to kill for you!!

Xie Lian: First of all, calm down~

#Heaven Official's Blessing #hualian #hua cheng #san lang #xie lian #incorrect hualian quotes

[anastasia-ria]

Hua Cheng: How's the prettiest person here~?

Xie Lian: I don't know, how are you?

Hua Cheng, flustered: I~   Shi Qingxuan, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks! 

#Heaven Official's Blessing #hua cheng #xie lian #shi qingxuan #incorrect quotes #hualian #THAT'S MY NEW LOVE

[anastasia-ria]

Caroline, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Elijah: You did WHAT–

Kol: William Snakepeare

#god bless this joke #this joke is gold

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Kol and Davina's wedding day

Klaus: What are you writing? Kol: Um, it's my wedding day. What do you think I'm writing? Caroline: suicide note? Heyyo!

[ laughs and gives Klaus a high five ]

Caroline: Oh, God, is it really a suicide note? How many pills did you take? Quick. How do we make him vomit? Klaus: Uh, remind him he's getting married. Heyyo!

[ laughs and gives Caroline a high five ]

#Klaroline #incorrect klaroline quotes #klaus mikaelson #caroline forbes #Kol mikaelson #the source: how i met your mother

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Klaus, at some point probably:

#klaus mikaelson #the originals #i hate the end of the originals sooo much

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Me, when I see Klaus with Hayley / Aurora / Kami but not Caroline:

#Klaroline #KC forever! #klaus mikaelson #caroline forbes #the vampire diaries

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I could watch this forever

(via)

[anastasia-ria]

Me, literally every day)) 

#Klaroline

[anastasia-ria]

Blaise, looking at Draco and Hermione: 

— Hey, guys. I just discovered a new drug. It's called "your relationship," and I'm high on it.

#dramione #Draco Malfoy #Hermione Granger #blaise zabini #the harry potter series #the incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99