watching people insist that dick grayson would post thirst traps and tiktoks and overshare online and accidentally reveal his secret identity because he鈥檚 open and honest and would never lie as if he doesn鈥檛 hate talking about himself and hides from the people he loves and rarely directly says what he鈥檚 thinking
u fool!! u have been tricked by the facade!!! a graysons nature is to perform!!
I've had this brainrot about an batfam AU for quite some time now and I haven't had the time to write it so I just gonna share it with y'all.
So it's an AU where Thomas and Martha never die and Bruce never becomes batman but he still adopts all of his kids. Then one of his kids (preferably Jason cuz' it would be the funniest) goes in another universe for some bullshit reason and has to deal with his vigilante family.
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Jason: "Where are my grandparents?"
Bruce: "As in Alfred?"
Jason: "No, as in Martha and Thomas... your parents."
Bruce: "Jason, they're dead."
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Jason: "You want to tell me that my grandparents, who are very much alive, died and turned my dad into an anti-social emo furry and made it everybody else's problem?"