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anti-patton · 3 years
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patton is the kind of parent to yell at you for not eating much in a day but then he yells at you and makes you feel bad about eating what you ate in less than five minutes
*breaks Patton’s bones*
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anti-patton · 3 years
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what does /lh mean?
light hearted
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anti-patton · 3 years
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Hi, I would just like to ask you to tag unsympathetic patton on your posts. I got really squicked out bc you forgot to/didn't tag one of them and it showed up on my dash. I just didn't want this to happen to anyone else. Sorry for being annoying.
I think I got them all now
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anti-patton · 3 years
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Patton would be the friend to be really physically affectionate, and when you say you don't like it he just hugs you harder and it takes your other 3 friends yelling to get him off and he still doesn't think he did anything wrong
My brother is Patton
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anti-patton · 3 years
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patton is the type of parent to say that no matter what grade you get he won't be mad as long as you tried, but then become super guilt trippy the minute you get anything below an A (*cough* my mom *cough*)
Back to projecting for me? /lh /j
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anti-patton · 3 years
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Patton's the kind of parent who wouldn't respect the boundaries you set and when you get upset at him for it he starts accusing you of hiding something or doing something you shouldn't.
Mm the vibes are bad
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anti-patton · 3 years
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Patton's the kinda parent who would spend your entire life making sure you get perfect grades the moment you show signs of being *shudders* 'gifted', and discourages you from asking for help or talking about your feelings/crying /ever/. Years later, when you need help, you're terrified to ask and when your grades start rapidly declining, he's like, "Well, you need to ask for help" and "Oh, you don't show emotion anymore", and you're in your mind like, "I wonder why (/s)" ~Ryan🍁
Mama?
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anti-patton · 3 years
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Self h**m mention Patton seems like the kind of parent to know his child has been self h**ming for 2.5 years but doesn't do anything to try to help. And says how selfish people are for selfh**ming and that they are horrible people. -🌼 (I'm 2 weeks clean rn)
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I'm glad ur clean honey!
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anti-patton · 3 years
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Patton would sound really concerned and ask a lot of questions to double check with someone, even if it makes them visibly uncomfortable. And make them answer questions on the spot despite them never being able to answer questions on the spot.
Cmere Patton I wanna talk about boundaries 🤗🔪
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anti-patton · 3 years
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Patton would be the type of person to break your phone just because he thinks you might call child services or the police on him even if you weren't planning on doing that. (I now have to do everything on my chromebook.)
What the fuck
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anti-patton · 3 years
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Patton is the type of sibling to only speak to you when you he wants something. Or he would be the type of sibling to text you in the middle of the night asking for something and when you say no, he'll quilt trip you into doing it.
IS PATTON MY OLDER BROTHER?????
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anti-patton · 3 years
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Patton's the kind of parent that, despite barely hitting you, makes you feel like he's going to physically injure you every time he yells (or even starts raising his voice, really) ~Ryan🍁
Is Patton my brother?????? /hj
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anti-patton · 3 years
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I love how Roman gets shut down for his ideas eventhough that's literally his job. (*Coughs in Patton and Virgil*)
*SOBS AGGRESSIVE AND FIGHTS PATTON AND VIRGIL*
IF I SEE THEM IT'S ON SIIIIIIIGHT
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anti-patton · 3 years
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kinda feel like patton would use his mental health as a shield to get away with shitty behavior (like gaslighting people and then blaming it on his abandonment issues) -ladybug anon (i like u!patton now?? idk why?? anyway ur blog has v good vibes)
Aha facebook friend when I was 12 that u? @ Patton
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anti-patton · 3 years
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Patton's the type of guy to swear at his kids and tell them they have a horrible character but then when confronted about it gaslight you into believing it was all in your head and they "didn't mean it that way" this isn't me projecting what no
Patton turn on ur location.
You gonna have to run them hands.
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anti-patton · 3 years
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Patton would be the parent who tells their daughter that they can't cut their hair because they need to look feminine or else they're either gay or messed up in the head Projecting? Never
*grabs bat* Patton can we talk? No I won't put down the bat-
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anti-patton · 3 years
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Projection time: Patton would be the parent who would completely deny your mental health problems, and believe your sibling's mental health problems but only because you "don't have symptoms. I'd know, I'm your parent!"
Exchange your sibling with their own and you have my mother /hj
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