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unpopular opinion: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley isn’t a sex god. He’s probably not had sex more than once or twice in his life. Pairing with his trauma of abuse + being sexually assaulted, man is probably haphephobic

It probably takes him a long time to get comfortable with someone enough to become touchy with them. And for your first time, he probably needs a lot of comfort + breaks because his repressed trauma would be taking a lot out of him mentally and emotionally

im tired of seeing ‘oo big dom daddy ghost’ when soft ghost content is right there and canonically more likely to be accurate

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Perfection

Another Twitter meme/flashmob!

I think Durge forced him to do it and Astarion immediately regretted it 🤣

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I low key need to fix my old fic’s, so I’ma be doing that soon so don’t expect any new content soon

#my old fics suck ass #but to be fair so did my old phone #revamp #gay #also new obsession unlocked #so hopefully some boulders gate 3 fics coming soon #boulders gate 3 #but don’t quote me on that shit

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Why is Johnathan so real for this

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I can’t stop thinking about yandere dad Kars with a energetic kid reader so fuck uni work I’m going to write it

Yandere dad kars x reader

(Small update; i wrote this at 4 am in a melatonin high soo if you see any mistakes, no you don’t.)

You where probably a child found by his tribe after a fight. None of the elders thought you should stay, you where from a different tribe, you where their enemy, you shouldn’t have the luxury of living on especially when your tribe had lost.

Kars back then was a fighter he had earned himself a high rank high enough where it’s respectable but he still got to fight on the battlefield, he had heard of your existence but he was neutral on the matter, after all why would he care about an existence of a child? That is until he had met you.

You where crying for hours with no sign of stopping anytime soon, he was polishing off his weapons and your insufferable crying had gotten to him, how bad is it to stop a child from crying? Why is it taking this long? how come your tiny vocal cords haven’t given up?

All these questions had infuriated him so he went to see for himself and what he saw shocked him, you had been crying your little lungs out, to the point where your face was practically blue. He had to respect how strong you where to hold out like that.

He calmly walked over to you and the moment you saw him your cry’s died down till they eventually disappeared, maybe it’s because kars reminded you of your own father or you felt he had no malicious intent towards you unlike more than half of the tribe, but it didn’t matter you had finally stopped crying and the people who were taking care of you had to seize the opportunity.

You know that feeling that first time father’s say they feel after holding their child for the first time, as if they wanted to protect them from the cruel cold world, like they always wanted to keep them by their side and never let them leave? now multiply that feeling by an unimaginable number that was how kars felt as he held you for the first time.

While kars held you for the first time while the others had trying to get you to eat since from when you came to them till now you had not eaten a thing. kars had to admit after finding this out he was angry, no anger wasn’t even close to what he was feeling. I mean how absolutely how could they let a baby as small as you go hungry! Do they just not have a working brain are they stupid! yea that’s it they are all Incompetent he can’t let them take care of you, if he did he would be a horrible fath- caretaker he meant caretaker.

He took the spoon from them and looked at them angrily as of to say ‘don’t you dare come near us’ they took the hint and took a step back to scared to interrupt him, they knew better. Kars slowly being to feed you, you where small on the edge of malnourishment, he fed you even more than necessary he didn’t want to see you that malnourishment ever again he would never let that happen.

To the others distain he had grown fond of you, assigning himself as your father, and god as your father he made everything so much harder to deal with. he was insisted on feeding you, he refused to let you sleep away from him and it took you longer to walk because he had thought that you should just rely on him, the other kids where five and running, while you where five and learning how to stand up without grabbing onto something.

You learned everything late because your father was scared of you growing up too fast, he was definitely the reason you where held back in development, many tried to convince him to let you learn by yourself but they where always met with a swift cut from one of his blades, most of the time it wasn’t lethal but it was deep enough to hurt… most of the time

But he never took anything out on you, you didn’t know better, you where a child, his helpless, weak, soft child, how could he ever even think about taking it out on you?

You grew up to be a vary curious, energetic child with vary strong ideologies. You wanted to explore and hunt, look around and discover. You where the closet with satans and you often bonded over your shared interest in humanity, not that your father ever let you look into your interest.

“It’s too dangerous, human’s are savage creatures that have no respect for evaluation.” Why did he have to bring up the same point again and again was beyond you, but it didn’t stop you from snooping, taking books from the elders, taking anything that was left behind from human travelers, any information you could get your hands on

But unfortunately your father caught you a couple of times (thanks Esidsi) and he punished you accordingly, a month of not going out without him, he also might have fought the elders, how could they give you a book about human?! They should know better than to give a child ideas, as for all your little trinkets consider them confiscated

As you got older it seemed to be harder and harder to keep you in check, you could no longer stay still and your absurd interest in humans and other feeble creatures showed nothing but growth, that was until they where instoned…

After they where reawakened, the first thing kars did was look for you and check on you whilst Esidesi and wammu dealt with the pest’s (Joseph and Caesar), after they left and found a place to lay low for a few days, as they tried to understand what had happened in the years they where cemented in stone

Kars wasn’t interested in the human’s until he found out they where the reason for his ‘hibernation’, after he figured it out he was beyond pissed, how dare they! They could have taken you away from your father, you could have been raised by those idiots from the tribe, you where too fragile for that! And those idiots didn’t know how to take care of you, not like how your father does.

You could have been hurt or even worse you could have left him completely! He was going to make them pay. You however where thrilled! Just look at all the new invention’s, so many bright lights and vibrant colors! It was pure bliss, you needed to see more

#platonic yandere jjba #jjba drabble #jjba x reader #jjba kars #fluff #sort of #platonic yandere #gn reader #child reader #no romantic relationships #yandere jjba #yandere jojos bizarre adventure #platonic Jjba

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Commission

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Fr

I need Law to wear more exposing tops like this so I can ogle his arms and chest and tattoos

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Lesbian in comparison to gay relationship

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#hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel #huskerdust #vaggie #charlie morningstar #vaggie x charlie #hazbin hotel husk #angel dust #hazbin hotel fanart #gay

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This is the equivalent of saying “hi gay I’m dad”, and I hate how much I love it

He really pulled this card! He's trying to relate to her so bad, bless his efforts.

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin lucifer #hazbin charlie #gay #the amount of dad jokes I think Lucifer has made to try to connect with Charlie #it’s cute tho

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Image Description: A cartoon capybara standing on its hindlegs, with a watermelon slice on its head, and holding the flag of Palestine. Text reads: "Don't look away! Free Palestine". End ID.

A small reminder to myself and others, donate to Palestine, Gaza, and all those affected if you have the opportunity. Rest if you must but you must return.

Don't look away, don't stop talking about it.

The people want freedom for Palestine!

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Thank you your a real one for this ✊✊

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Me the minute someone tells me that watching Jojo’s and making drawings of big buff men can’t be a job

#live footage of me today #powerpuff girls #big buff men #me fr fr

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He doesn’t know

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Hiatus

Guys I’m so sorry, but I am go to go on a short hiatus do to some unfortunate events, I really know how long I’ll be gone or even if I’ll come back (I’ll try my best), but please understand that I need this both mentally and physically.

I love writing but my ass is getting kicked in by my depression, and I don’t think I’m in the right mind to do shit.

And to my lovely mutuals, I’m sorry if I don’t respond but I just really need a few days off for a complete factory reset, and no I am not ignoring you on purpose, I really just don’t have the energy anymore.

#hiatus