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asaconservative · 20 days
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As a conservative, I'm trying to understand what conservatives expect of me.
Does this mean I'm supposed to cancel people because they offend me? I thought it was only those crybaby liberals who did that. I thought we conservatives were supposed to be the thick skinned freedom lovers who never get offended by anything.
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asaconservative · 1 month
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When I was a child, I was expected to call my teachers Mister, Miss, and Missus.
In other words, I was expected to not only memorize the genders of each of my teachers, but also whether they're married if they're a woman.
As a conservative, this grooming drives me insane. My teachers could have used a gender neutral word like "Professor". I should have been learning reading, writing, and arithmetic, not what my teachers have in their pants or what they do in their bedrooms. A child has no reason to know that.
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asaconservative · 2 months
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As a conservative who believes in free speech, I'm outraged that children are being censored by abusive tyrants.
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asaconservative · 4 months
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As a conservative, I refuse to support any economic system that involves taking from those who work hard and giving to those who don't.
And that is why I despise capitalism.
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asaconservative · 5 months
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As a conservative, I demand an end to schools indoctrinating children. And by that I mean:
I demand an end to corporal punishment in schools.
I demand an end to forcing children to stand for or recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
I demand an end to teaching children to respect authority.
I demand an end to the School To Prison Pipeline.
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asaconservative · 6 months
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As a conservative who believes in free speech, I'm outraged that people think this is okay. Also as a conservative who hates indoctrination in schools, I'm outraged that schools are teaching children to worship an inanimate object.
You have no right to assault someone just because they do something that offends you.
Grow thicker skin.
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asaconservative · 6 months
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As a conservative who believes in free speech and who believes that everyone gets offended too easily, I'm sick of this "respect your elders" bullshit.
If you want respect, you have to earn it. People are not required to respect you just because you're older than them and you'd be offended by them not respecting you.
It makes no sense to raise your children to live in fear of being hit if they offend an elder then wonder why everyone is so easily offended.
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asaconservative · 9 months
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As a conservative who believes that "no one is entitled to the fruits of someone else's labor", I completely agree.
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asaconservative · 10 months
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As a conservative who's against schools indoctrinating children, I agree 100%.
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asaconservative · 10 months
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As a conservative who believes in protecting children, I demand that we abolish the police now.
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asaconservative · 10 months
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There are police officers who refuse to protect people who criticize the police.
As a conservative who believes in free speech and hates censorship, this infuriates me.
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asaconservative · 11 months
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As a conservative who believes that no one's entitled to the fruits of someone else's labor, I'm happy that the workers are being prioritized over the freeloading shareholders.
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asaconservative · 1 year
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As a conservative who hates censorship and understands the importance of free speech, I'm outraged that these children are being silenced just because some special snowflakes are offended.
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asaconservative · 1 year
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As a conservative who wants to lower taxes, I agree. The minimum wage needs to be a livable wage so taxpayers don't have to make up the difference.
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asaconservative · 2 years
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As a conservative who hates censorship, this infuriates me.
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asaconservative · 2 years
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As a conservative who believes that no one is entitled to the fruits of someone else's labor, I'm outraged that billionaires exist.
There are people worth over 100 billion. That's equivalent to working a six figure salary for a million years. How the hell does anyone get anywhere near that wealthy without the fruits of other people's labor?
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asaconservative · 2 years
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As a conservative who wants fewer people on welfare, I demand that businesses be required to pay a living wage instead of expecting the taxpayers to make up the difference.
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