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@chrisskeltons your requested edit, my liege

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Yk that audio on Tiktok where its Waiting room x all i wanted? Yeah urm take that and Shaz and Chris, post series 2 and cry! This idea has had me crying over them for like 20 mins.

I love them sm

#chris skelton #gene hunt #life on mars #ray carling #alex drake #shaz granger #ashes to ashes #edit #i need to meet more fans of this show #love this show please

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giving sam a cane because what do you mean he was hit by a car at full speed, nearly died, spent several months in a coma and then was completely fine?? gimme consequences

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TRIGGER WARNING!!

Just watched this scene again and i could only think of this song

#chris skelton #gene hunt #life on mars #ray carling #alex drake #shaz granger #ashes to ashes #i need to meet more fans of this show #love this show please #edit

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“They should pick on someone else, like mime artists.”

I love Chris Skelton with all of my heart and soul.

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me thinking about how in the life on mars finale, chris was crying hysterically, pleading for all the gunfires to cease and claiming he doesn’t want to be a policeman anymore: :( 

me, having watched ashes to ashes and knows the true fate of chris: 

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I feel like this would be Chris and Shaz

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RIP Chris Skelton, you wouldve loved JLS

#chris skelton #gene hunt #life on mars #ray carling #alex drake #shaz granger #ashes to ashes #i need to meet more fans of this show #love this show please

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Hello everyone ! Like people following me on twitter might know, im in a very bad financial situation. Ive had a negative balance of 3 digits for months now and everything keeps piling up: I owe around $1300 for taxes (hard to explain to non french... Urssaf pour ceux qui savent orz), my car needs repairs for $1000, I have rent every month, I hardly sell anymore during cons, and i cant work in a normal environment because of my autism (also cant reach to agencies or client because of this, its... really bad) So i am opening commissions for a while. I wont be able to do backgrounds because im working on something that takes most of my time but if you want a commission for character art, you can message me here or via my website (link below). Any bit helps, im stressed af and cant really sleep anymore, its pretty bad lmao

tl;dr: my disabled a** is in it deep, i need money, so give me you characters to draw

Here is the link for more infos : https://tsi-tsi.net/#commissions

Buy Prints of my work on inprnt: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/senri/

Here is my K*-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/aquafeles

Pa*pal: https://www.paypal.me/senri

Thank you in advance !

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RIP Shaz Granger, you wouldve loved IDKHBTFM

#shaz granger #ashes to ashes #alex drake #ray carling #chris skelton #gene hunt #life on mars #i need to meet more fans of this show #incorrect quotes

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One issue with LOM and A2A being my favourite shows is that i have seen ALL content physically possible relating to it at this point. Whats the solution? MAKE MORE!!

#chris skelton #gene hunt #life on mars #ray carling #alex drake #shaz granger #ashes to ashes #i need to meet more fans of this show #love this show please

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

#250 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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Why i kin chris skelton :D i just want an excuse to ramble about him instead of doing college work

●• Chris is a people pleaser and he mirrors the behaviours of those around him. (E.g. he mirrors sam when he wishes for his co workers to respect Annie and going to The Blitz with Shaz despute it being way out of his comfort zone)

●•Gets words mixed up a lot (Alicante and Flagrante)

●• Loves making people laugh and if they dont it upsets him

●• Struggling with social cues and misunderstands people a lot (hands sam the tea and bourbons instead of the files, dw mate i assumed that he wanted them too)

●•cant take things seriously for shit (its ok chris, i wouldve laughed at the curtain not closing at Vivs funeral too, could also link to not getting social cues)

●• Frickin easily distracted (Cant believe Alex took his Rubiks cube and gave it away, Justice for the Rubik!) He will just start talking about some random shit like the mirror at the dentist thing though and i do the same.

●•Clumsy bugger, can relate, walked into plenty of walls, fallen down many stairs and i got my foot stuck in a goal net in football club once. Me profile picture is so relatable :'] i havent skated over anyones thumbs though, but thats because i canr even stand up in skates.

●• Will randomly just be a nerd (references star wars and other media he enjoys quite often)

●•Bet he doesbt procrastinate putting his F**CKING SHOES ON THOUGH (Its a current issue dont judge me)

●• Struggles with fitting in and is often mocked, he mostly fits in when he mirrors behaviours of those around him and this can cause issues (The blitz episode where he tells Shaz he enjoyed the Blitz but tells Ray a completely different thing. People.pleasing. to. A. TEE. T? TE? How tf do you spell it.

●•Were both from manchester (im really not)

●•running out of ideas oh shit

●• So i have the Life on mars and ashes to ashes handbooks and each belong to chris and he has a tendency to doodle in the corner of the page with some little patterns. THIS MAN JUST IS ME ISTG

●•Hes frickin neurodivergent (Its never said in the show but fuck you Ashley and Matthew im making the rules now heeheeheeeee)

●•This is a headcanon but he would drink excessive amounts of monster for the caffeine go brrrr thing. Istg caffeine unlocks the rest of my brain i dont use even if it means i dont shut my gob

Yeah i think thats it, anyway i ended up putting my shoes on FINALLY and ive got lime 10 mins until i need to leave and i havent had breakfast. Its fine ill grab a monster omw to college :D

Anyway byeee and thanks for reading this chaotic ass post

~R☆

#chris skelton #gene hunt #life on mars #ray carling #alex drake #mothercain #headcanon #kinnie #relatable #he is our lord and savoury #hehe savoury #sausage roll man #gonna stop tagging now i NEED TO GO #shit i dont have ten mins w #fuck #bye

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Incorrect quotes for Chris, Ray and Shaz my favourite chaotic trio

Chris: *hiding something in their coat* I think we should adopt another kid!

Shaz: No.

Chris: Why not?

Shaz: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those.

Chris: *unzips coat* Sixteen.

Shaz: *nudges Chris at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Chris? Wake up, Chris! Listen! They're sexless!

Chris: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

Ray: Do you think sex without love is a sin?

Chris: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.

Ray: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Ray, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

Chris: Are you busy?

Ray: Yes.

Chris: Cool, listen to this...

Shaz: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.

Chris, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

Ray: I hate to disagree with you, but-

Shaz: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.

Chris: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Ray: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Chris: Didn't you die?!

Shaz: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

Chris: Father, I have sinned.

Shaz: Daddy, I’ve been naughty.

Shaz: What do you want for breakfast, Chris?

Chris: Gay Cheerios.

Shaz: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!

Chris: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it.

Chris: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

Chris: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Ray: Damn, if people did that to each other, Shaz would've killed me years ago.

#chris skelton #gene hunt #life on mars #ray carling #alex drake #incorrect quotes #shaz granger

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I headcanon Chris Skelton as neurodivergent. Why you may ask? Because i am self projecting onto my comfort character :)

#chris skelton #gene hunt #life on mars #ray carling #alex drake #ashes to ashes #i need to meet more fans of this show #neurodivergent #love this show please

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#2 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone