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new kind of guy dropped

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it’s the little things

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Rats

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augustus parsons does kinda have dr. zoidberg vibes

#taz dust #augustus parsons #taz #the adventure zone #justin mcelroy #griffin mcelroy #travis mcelroy #clint mcelroy #futurama #dr. zoidberg #dr. zoidburg

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charles townsend is jimmy buffett.

i mean he's not, like i've heard both their voices and stuff but like. the "cabin" (no cabin vibes, cabin on a BEACH??)? sending them to tropical vacay? just seems like smth he would do

#charlies angels #charles townsend #jimmy buffett

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people named leo are so lucky cause they get name things and horoscope things!! lucky.

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bdg--

please find all of wonkas health violations. thank you.

~atari

#not to talk about willy wonka again #but #it would be excellent #bdg #brian david gilbert #unraveled

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j remembered when i took hundreds of screenshots of a quotev story, that was like thirty chapters long (and i was reading it so that i would have a thing to talk about with my friend who i was crushing on [but like before i realized i wasn't straight]) so that i could read the story. on the airplane. ??? and i didn't realize it was a crush?? i j heard her talking to someone else about it and i was like oooo i can do that. and. oh man. this was in 7th grade dude.

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when wonka told augustus goop that his chocolate must be untouched by human hands do u think it's because of like the flavor and stuff or like,,,health protocols?

#i j watched both the gene wilder and johhny depp chocolate factories #idkw #willy wonka

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j realized one of the reasons i love super long earrings is because i get the swish of long hair without the like. general fuss and lowkey dysphoria

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i do feel like helen roller skates. but i can't decide if she'd be one of those people on inlines who can like go on one foot and go in between cups and shit super fast (i also saw a tiktok where someone did a flip one inlines so it could be those types of tricks) or a jammer who could get in between the blockers hella quick. idk

#the magnus archives #tma #helen richardson #the spiral #spiral #rollerskating

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The woods are lovely, dark and deep 🍃🍂

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travis mcelroy be like "i know a place" and then makes you walk 6 blocks+20 minutes (conservatively) in the sweltering heat trying to go to cheers even though none of you have seen cheers and then when you finally get there the place is to packed so you stole a pen and left

#im sorry #i tried hard #this was funnier in my head #but i worked too hard on it to j trash it #mbmbam ep 332 #i know im way behind #griffin mcelroy #travis mcelroy #justin mcelroy #mbmbmam #my brother my brother and me

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wizards be like “i know a place” and then take you to a place called the ‘chug and squeeze’ for a date

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“Never age. Never die. Live forever in that one last white-hot moment, when the crowd screamed. When every note was a heartbeat. Burn across the sky. You will never grow old. They will never say you died. That’s the deal. You will be the greatest musician in the world. Live fast. Die young. The music tugged at his soul.”

— Terry Prachett, “Soul Music” (via hgmercury39)

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i think if we got a cover of pretty women (from the sweeney todd movie) by two sapphic artists like girl in red and dodie it could be a pretty lovely song. might have to cut out some of the creepier parts in the beginning and end and stuff tho...

#sweeney todd #wlw songs

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reasons why Atari 2600 would be a sick name (for anything but i do call dibs):

1. Atari 2600. now numbers are usually douchey (and we all remember grusk's kid(i cant actually remember the name rn:/)) but this is more like a -inator 3000 kinda shit. yknow kinda like a robot.

2.a) j Atari. drop the numbers. now maybe i'm j a gay enby nerd, but i think that would be a p fucking sick name. yknow what. i've decided my name is atari now. i'm still gonna post this tho so y'all know my reasoning :)

2.b) fun story!! my mom and dad used to tell their parents that they were gonna name my older sister atari cuz it pissed them off and my mom thought it was funny. :)

3. u can easily lead into bragging about how u good u are at old video games. for example, i was once in the top five of the day for arcade joust in the louisville colorado tilt with a score of 28950