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munchlax is pretty hot

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Dave Rapoza

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your blog is SO cool. I would like to know more about your cursed cat I see it has lovely eyes and a nefarious grin

Omg thank you so much!! 🥹 His name is Lance (Lance Christopher if he’s extra spicy), and he’s 12 ish years old! Let’s see. He’s a FIV+ rescue and I think I’ve had him for close to 8 years now c: the only thing he loves more than snuggles is probably food, and depending on the day I rank somewhere in the top three of his priorities 😂

He’s more intelligent than any critter should be, oddly obsessed with the oven, and extremely cursed. His talents include throwing his voice 15+ft through closed doors, opening doors humans struggle with, teleporting, and creating the most foul scents known to man 😂 and I wouldn’t trade him for anything 💚 also he loves tummy rubs and has a smiley face on his tummy (when he hasn’t licked his nipples bare to showcase them to the world) 😂

#eee! #lance #asks #wholesome #smile stuff

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And here we have Lance Christopher grumpily trying to teach me how to slink through the lawns of suburbia (he thinks this is how flat and well hidden he is 😂)

Picrew Tag Game!

I was tagged by @odeblr to cattify myself using this picrew! Thank you so much, Ezra :)

The blue spots represent the streaks of blue I currently have in my hair! The glasses on my cat self are almost identical to my real ones, so I couldn't not use them :)

I will tag @jongside, @faceglitchsworld, @solaysa, @snoos-tattoos, @seohosincerely, @toxicrevolver, @luvrli, @shadow-of-tea-and-tea, @littlebookworm69, @asoulsreverie and @chronosik only if you want! As always, if you see this and would like to do it too, feel more than welcome!

#lmfao #lance #tag game #piccrew

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Under arrest for taking Lance to the vet. Understandable 😂 @guiltyidealist and anyone else!

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

#lance #black cats #tag game #long post

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silly gay animals napping :)

#omg #smile stuff #wholesome #yeens #bears

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she has a flower for you!

#possum #smile stuff #wholesome

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Perfectly matching and replicating colors just by seeing them is an art, and, while it's also a very useful task, people who can do this are primarily artists.

Massimo / X

#smile stuff #antifreeze green

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Fashionable creatures

#omg op I love your doodles #smile stuff #all time faves #yeens #gnolls

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Adrift

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The traveling possum market has come to town!

#omg op I LOVE your art #POSSUMS!!!

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I felt like doing something quick and ink it with my pens.

I cleaned it and fixed some errors digitally.

#hyena #gnolls