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bastthecatgoddess00 · 2 years
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There wasn't a cloud in the skyy
(No clouds allowed in the sky)
“we don’t talk about Bruno” *entire family immediately proceeds to deliver an itemized list of every single grievance and grudge they’ve been holding against Bruno for the last decade*
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 2 years
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Ever since Taylor released 10 minute version of All too well, I don't even use a clock anymore. Everytime I am told to wait for 10 minutes or if i have 10 minutes in my hand, i start singing it automatically.
So if a pasta recipe says, 'Wait for 10 minutes untill its completely cooked', I won't use a clock, rather I'll start listening to All too well.
So i guess what im trying to say is that Taylor Swift is my timer.
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 2 years
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Taylor Swift by Beth Garrabrant for Red (Taylor’s Version).
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 3 years
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 3 years
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 3 years
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Percy: Hey Piper, Annabeth had asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Piper: God you're in big trouble if you forgot to buy it.
Percy: Now I can't read anything.
Piper: ......
Piper: YOU'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG.
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 4 years
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Will, pushing the door of Hades cabin: Nico, what were you doing?
Nico, trying to look scary: You wont want to watch it Will. I was watching a horror episode. The phantom was revoked and it almost destroyed-
Hazel, from another room: He was watching the ghost duet.
Will:
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 4 years
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Nico: Are you made up of Copper and Tellurium?
Will: Duh! Every human being contains small quantities of Copper and Tellurium in their-
Nico: Cause you are CuTe.
Will: ...
Will, sobbing: Have you been revising the Periodic Table?
Nico: Wait. No. I got this from inter-.
Will, hugging Nico: I'm so proud of you.
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 4 years
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Lmaoo this post is so funny i cant help but repost lol 💖😂😂😂.
Jason : hey Piper
Piper : yeah?
Jason : did you know that your youngest photo is actually your oldest photo and your oldest photo is actually your youngest photo?
Piper :
Piper : whyyy!!!! Isn't leo firstly enough to crack such and now you too!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaa!
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 4 years
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Q paper: What were the advantages of being a Greek demigod?
Percy: THIS QUESTION SHOULD BE INVALID. THERE IS NOTHING GOOD WITH BEING A DEMIGOD. IM GONNA DROWN THE ONE WHO MADE THE QUESTION PAPER.
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 4 years
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Will: Neeks, I got a song thats suitable for your age.
Nico: eh?! Which one?
Will: *gives him the earphones*
Earphones: Baby Shark do do do do do
Mommy shark do do do do do
Nico:
Will: *grins*
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 4 years
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Kidnapper: We have kidnapped your child.
Chiron: What was her name, again?
Kidnapper: Rachel.
Chiron: And?
Kidnapper, sobbing: ShE iS teRrifYinG uS. PLeAsE tAkE yOuR cHiLd aNd sAvE oUr LiVeS.
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 4 years
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This post doesn't belong to me. Credit to the owner.
Percy: *watching titanic*
Percy: Aww they're so cute.
Percy: Oh no....
Percy: DAAAAAAAD!!!
Poseidon: Just listen... I was having a bad day.
Percy: DAD THEY WERE IN LOVE!
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 4 years
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Leo: It takes a big man to admit he is wrong.
Calypso: Yeah, I know right. People don't like to admit-
Leo: But it takes an even bigger man to give the giraffe a haircut.
Calypso:
Calypso: Why am I even dating you?!!
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 4 years
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@willingdeath-causewhynot
Magnus- Roses are red
Alex is green and pink.
Alex- Finish this poem and
You'll be dead before you think.
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 4 years
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Others: Where there is will, there is way.
Riordianverse Fandom: Where there is Will, there is Nico.
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bastthecatgoddess00 · 4 years
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@feeshies thank you for making these wondrous pics for me.
-Bast
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“At first I was protecting you two because I promised. Now even if I hadn’t promised, I would. You two are like kittens to me. I won’t fail you again.”
Character sheet for the Kane Chronicles version of Bast
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