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bi-se-xual · 3 years
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why did i not think of this. this makes s e n s e. Ig the force part was just a bonus
one thing the Mandalorian has made clear
is that Yoda wasn’t on Dagobah for any mystical Force reasons, he was there because it was a literal smorgasbord for him. he was the apex predator in that bog, everything for miles around was probably TERRIFIED of him. every food chain ended in Yoda & his death came as a huge relief to the entire ecosystem.
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bi-se-xual · 3 years
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make love not star war 
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bi-se-xual · 3 years
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just got a call from my dad telling me to stay home/be careful about going out by myself because trump supporters are going around trying to hurt black people. and whether it’s true or not ... the fact that it’s still a fear is really fucked up. the fact that it’s been a lingering thought in my subconscious and causing me to curtail my movements in “the land of the free” is disgusting.
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bi-se-xual · 3 years
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Put it back.
PUT IT BACK
today i used my editing powers for evil
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bi-se-xual · 3 years
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Literally 90% of my online friends call me Mika (not even close to my name) and im used to it, i actually rly like it. You can name yourself whatever u want <3
People take names and especially surnames so damn seriously and act like they’re written in stone but the big secret here is they’re all fake, it’s all made up. David Tennant picked out his name at 16 because his real name was barred from the actor’s union he joined on account of their No Doubles Allowed rule, and he wound up naming himself after Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys of all things, and now many years later his whole family carries on that same made-up name he committed to as a teenager. All names are made up and fake as hell, call yourself whatever feels right.
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bi-se-xual · 3 years
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PLASTIC BABIES AND WORMS ON A STRING
https://www.amazon.com/Outee-Plastic-Toddler-Decorations-Crafting/dp/B08FT5HYXY/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=worm+on+a+string&qid=1604110798&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUFWRkVXNkY2SVNOWUMmZW5jcnlwdGVkSWQ9QTA0ODc4MzgxSkFPWVhDODc4SklUJmVuY3J5cHRlZEFkSWQ9QTAxNjA4NzFNWlNESlVGWFRIUFgmd2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl 
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bi-se-xual · 3 years
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losing my damn MIND at this
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I like to think Anakin had to make the trip to Illum with a group of younglings everytime he lost his lightsaber to go get a new crystal
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bi-se-xual · 3 years
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It’s the fact that I spent more time and effort on a slideshow about the darksaber for my brother than I ever do on school projects for me
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LMAOJKADHFAJDHAJDC
the funniest mf alive that meme is so good
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It’s also my lockscreen
And this is my background:
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bi-se-xual · 4 years
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Gonna shift realities. Catch me scripting that Hondo kidnaps me for spice (not the drug) and have ahsoka rescue me
I will post abt it when I succeed
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bi-se-xual · 4 years
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criminal record
just found out a Registry of Deeds is a fairly standard type of government office. my first thought was that, clearly, we need a Registry of Misdeeds 
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bi-se-xual · 4 years
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absolutely NOTHING could prepare me for how damn funny I found “ just starts deep frying luke for shits and giggles and our poor twink is like THIS ISN'T ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT THE FORCE COULD DO ABORT ABORT ABORT “
like that is comedy GOLD right there. 
palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man
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bi-se-xual · 4 years
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this is absolutely stunning. She moves so fluidly and with so much grace! Please hire her
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Dear Disney,
Hire this woman for your next Star Wars project.
Love,
Fu for Thought
Her name is Michelle C Smith and she might be best known as Gina Carano’s stunt double for Deadpool.
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bi-se-xual · 4 years
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This is your reminder to learn not to hold yourself to impossible standards. You are allowed to mess up, to make mistakes. Coming from someone who holds herself to really high standards and is currently crying over getting a 70 on a quiz, it’s okay to not be perfect. As long as you try as much as you feel able to at that moment, it’s fine. Sometimes the only thing you can do is move on. Learn to forgive yourself! Love yourself, because I love you and we are perfect.
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bi-se-xual · 4 years
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do you mean... wilcat?
didn’t expect 2020 to be the year of the catboys but at this point it may as well
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HOW DID I JUST REALIZE AHSOKA IS CRYING WHILE SHE WALKS AWAY FROM ANAKIN IVE SEEN THAT EPISODE SO MANY TIMES NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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insp.
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bi-se-xual · 4 years
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WHICH SONG
still feel like that one song from hamilton is veering suspiciously into bdsm territory smh
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