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Otto: I’m sure you’ve all wondered... “who is Otto Suwen really?”

Ram: No.

Garfiel: Nah.

Subaru: Never.

Beatrice: Honestly, until last year, Betty thought your name was Owen.

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Emilia: SUBARU, NO!

Subaru: What?

Emilia: Oh, sorry, force of habit. 

Emilia: REM, NO!

#people acting like rem has the braincell in this trio #you fools #there is not a single braincell in sight when these three are together #rem may have the emotional intelligence but she's sure lacking in self-preservation #RE Zero #re:zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #emilia #subaru natsuki

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Ram: This is a box. We’re going to put the things we love inside of this box.

Beatrice: Can I put Subaru in the box?

Ram: No.

Rem: Can I put Subaru in the box?

Ram: No.

Emilia: Can I-

Ram: No one is putting Barusu in the box!

#Subaru doesn't wanna be put in the box either #because he doesn't love himself :( #ram gets it #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #re:zero #re zero #ram #beatrice #rem #emilia

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There's a superstition where I live that wishing someone a happy birthday early means you're wishing the person to die before their next birthday.

So in summary,

Pride actually just tried so many things against Reinhard that he figured old superstition was worth a try.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

#re zero #re:zero #this is the admin #having late night thoughts #special thanks to my discord friends #Ayamatsu #re: zero if #pride if

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Rem, reading from a magazine: Would you slap a friend in the face for two million?

Subaru: I would deck Julius for two canadian dollars and a peanut.

#he'd do it for free #and rem reads magazines #change my mind #subaru here really taking advantage of the friend status #re:zero #re zero #rem #subaru natsuki #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes

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Elsa: Why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

Subaru: I’ll have you know, I don’t do anything with dignity!

#early subaru be like #i love him #i love him so much #subaru let me hug you 2021 #re:zero #re zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #elsa granhiert #subaru natsuki #i also love elsa btw #but I don't wanna be in the same room as her yknow

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Subaru, dropping something on his foot: Fuck!

Emilia: Subaru!

Beatrice: I thought Subaru wasn’t allowed to say fuck.

Emilia: Beatrice!

Ram: He’s only allowed to say fuck on weekends.

Emilia: Ram!!

Garfiel: He’s allowed to say fuck in emergencies.

Emilia: Garfiel!!!

Otto: Emilia!

Emilia: What?

Otto: Nothing, I felt left out.

#cw swearing #poor Emilia #she had the braincell that day #and most days let's be real #poor otto too #he felt left out :( #re:zero #re zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #subaru natsuki #emilia #beatrice #ram #garfiel tinsel #otto suwen

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Reinhard: Going to plan B?

Julius: Technically, this would be plan G.

Al: How many plans do we have? Is there a plan M?

Felix: Yes but Julius dies in plan M.

Subaru: I like plan M.

#no you don't #but it's okay #subaru finds a way #re zero #re:zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #julius euclius #reinhard van astrea #aldebaran #felix argyle #subaru natsuki

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Subaru: I wonder if I'll ever find a real haunted house.

Roswaal: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Subaru: ...what?

Roswaal: Goodnight, Subaru-kun

#power move #plot twist he's right #the house is indeed haunted #to be fair if it was haunted roswaal would know #re zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #re:zero #subaru natsuki #roswaal l mathers

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Subaru: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Felix: What the hell?

Subaru: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Subaru, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Felix, whispering: Of course dude what do you need?

#he is a knight by title and that's about it #probably drives his more protocol attentive friends insane #but hey at least subaru is with him #re zero #re:zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #subaru natsuki #felix argyle

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Ram: Why are you on the floor?

Subaru: I'm depressed.

Subaru: ....also I accidentally stabbed myself can you please get Rem-

#don't ask him how he managed to stab himself by accident #he doesn't know either #rem is gonna flip #re zero #re:zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #subaru natsuki #ram

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Julius: Subaru gave me a "get better soon" card.

Reinhard: Aw, I'm glad you're finally getting along.

Julius: We're not. I wasn’t sick. He just thought I could do better.

#when he actually gets sick guess who's gonna play reluctant mother hen #re zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #re:zero #julius euclius #reinhard van astrea

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Subaru: I gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can emerge dramatically from the tub like I'm rising from the pits of Hell.

Rem: ......

Ram: ......

Beatrice: .....

Roswaal: .....

Emilia: .....

Subaru: Self-care, y'know?

#no subaru #they don't even know what a bath bomb is #and they're slightly concerned now #re zero #re:zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #subaru natsuki #rem #ram #beatrice #roswaal l mathers #emilia

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Reinhard: Look me in the eyes. I need you to be straight with me on this.

Subaru: ....

Subaru: You can't tell me to look at those eyes and be straight.

#look #every time he has to describe reinhard #i just sip my tea awkwardly #you sure you don't have a crush on him subaru dear? #re zero #re:zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #reinhard van astrea #subaru natsuki

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Petra: Is 4 a lot?

Subaru: Depends on the context. Puppies? No. Murders? Yes.

#there is no spectrum #puppies and murder are the only things on Subaru’s mind that aren't human #and elevator music #re zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #re:zero #subaru natsuki #petra leyte

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Emilia: You- uh...

Emilia: Puck, is it okay if I swear?

Puck: Just this once.

Emilia: You... f...

Puck: Go on.

Emilia: I'm nervous.

#she is pure #i love her #i love her have i mentioned that #re:zero #re zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #emilia #puck

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Echidna: I created a perfect librarian.

Subaru, holding Beatrice: You messed up a perfectly good spirit is what you did. Look at her. She's got depression.

#he protecc #he attacc #but most importantly #he brought Beatrice bacc #and we love him for it #re zero #incorrect quotes #incorrect re zero quotes #re:zero #subaru natsuki #echidna #beatrice