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What's the name of that movie? Backshot Mountain?

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Sorry for all my jokes recently being about gay sex, this is because I'm gay now.

#shitpost #meme #gay

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I'm in the hood (docking)

#shitpost #meme #docking #sexual humor #clown

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"I got Back Shots in Nutty Putty Cave and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

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The name's Sex. Gay Sex.

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"I got pegged in the Oval Office and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

#shitpost #meme #pegging #pegging mention

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My brother in goon.

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"Hello Johnathan, you might be wondering why you're here. Before there are two identical glasses, but one is filled with lemonade, and one is filled with my piss. They taste exactly the same, but you'll have to live knowing you drank my piss. Choose wisely."

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Girl do you have to keep on gnawing so your teeth don't grow too long? Cause dam.

#shitpost #meme

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My therapist, having spent the last three minutes furiously drawing in his notebook while I poured my heart out to him: If you look here, you can see that I've drawn you as a soyjack, and me as the chad.

#shitpost #meme #soyjak #chad #therapy

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Gun Owner, gooner for short.

#shitpost #meme #gun #goon

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"One of us only tells the truth, one of us only only lies, and one of us is here to perform an anal cavity search. But I won't tell you which is which."

#shitpost #meme #one of us only tells the truth

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They call her Peggles the clown.

#pegging #pegging mention #meme #shitpost #clown

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This was posted during Mishapocalypse 2023, so my image was Misha Collins, though this ask was asked when this was my profile pic:

The person who asked was a mutual of mine who's account is now gone. Rest In Power King.

I have synesthesia and I just wanted to say that your pfp tastes fantastic.

Thank you, it tastes like Misha Collins

#RIP

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Bit of a real life snapshot: there is a random woman who has being attempting to obtain feet pics from my boyfriend for approximately 2 years. When asked the first time, he responded with "I don't do that for free" and this woman offered to pay. All we know about her is that she very respectfully wants feet pics. Go off queen.

#shitpost #serious #feet

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🎉🎉🎉

HENRY KISSINGER IS FUCKING DEAD LETS GO

#serious #henry kissinger #lets fucking go

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HENRY KISSINGER IS FUCKING DEAD LETS GO