Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
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“I think I’m done with Magnus stuff” Sam, my brother in christ, this is called the Magnus Protocol and we are at episode twelve. You may be done with magnus stuff, but magnus stuff is not done with you
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i feel like none of my friends enjoy me anymore following my breakup, when i sit at their table they go quiet, do they know something i don’t? have they heard things that are untrue? it makes me wonder what secrets are being kept from me behind closed doors and quiet mouths.
usually i would say “oh it’s ok cause my boyfriend loves me” which is so true and beautiful!!! but there’s a connection i am missing and one person alone cannot fill that void
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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will
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ocean blue eyes, laced with ‘i love you’s’
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Job Title: ENTRY LEVEL TECHNICIAN FOR DUM-DUMS. JOB FOR STUPID FUCKING BITCHES
Requirements: Masters Degree in Engineering (PhD Preferred), TEM, SAED, FUCKYOURSELF and EDX, Flexible work hours, Type O- blood, Five Years Experience
Compensation: $15.00 an hour
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nothing as romantic as sitting in his kitchen while he cooks
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clipboard i made for my bio teacher for teacher appreciation week!! we bonded over our love for fish my freshman year and we’ve been besties ever since
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Things I want but could never achieve
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local librarian gets bullied by two fear avatars into being the cameraman for their youtube channel
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thinking about how i bought him a personalized locket and instead of putting pics of us in it like i thought he would he put pics of frank iero and gerard way of mcr and called it a frerard locket 🙂
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i love my boyfriend but i especially love his cat
there is nothing more beautiful in this world than a boy who loves his cat
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awesome fish stamp that i made but halfway through i ended up lacerating my finger with a carving tool and had to get three stitches on my finger, who want it on a tote bag or something!!!
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fish art, daffodil, tree, pretty boy side profile, orange peels
favorite things
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HE TOOK A NAP IN MY CAR WHILE I WAS DRIVING AND WE LISTENED TO ADRIANNE LENKER. HE HELD MY HAND THE WHOLE WAY HOME. HE TOOK ME TO THE FISH STORE TO SEE THE BETTAS. AUAUUAUUHFHRHHEHE
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