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the secret announcement is that they will be attending we were young fest and they are packing a pride flag

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spring breaks abt to end right after i started on my fanfic writing grind TwT will maybe upload a gawsten songfic 2nite

#fanfic #fanfiction #awsten waterparks #geoff waterparks

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wrote another parx fic :3 not gonna post it here because idk tumblr fanfics protocols just know its out there (on my ao3 ;);) (bread2000yeet))

#waterparks #parx #awsten waterparks #otto waterparks #geoff waterparks #parxies #fanfic

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save me danandphilgames sims series season 2

#grrrrr #dalian is my bbg #and dab #art saur good #Ive gotten enrichment in my cage

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me: wants mutuals to brainstorm with

also me: has no idea how to get to that stage with mutuals

#i love dming ppl #mooties you are never safe from me dming you #we need a number 1 parx writers support group

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these bitches know what theyre doing omfg

#dan howell #phil lester #dan and phil #dnpgames #dnp #phandom

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dnp: parasocial is bad dont be parasocial

that one half of dnp: live with me maybe? we buy mansion together perchance

#Dan be like I hate parasocial anything #then parasocialed himself into a lifelong relationship #Phil is number on perpetrator however

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there's something about dan taking 5 minutes to gently and carefully cradle phil's head, meticulously angling the razer to get it just right vs. phil spending 3 seconds repeatedly knocking the razer against dan's eyebrow

#it’s so cat face vid core #Dan being meticulous and careful #and Phil being silly goofy

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Mirrored slits. Feeling homicidal

#dan and phil #dan howell #were all doomed #wad tour #wad spoilers #daniel howell #phandom

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The way Brendon Urie is the most unrealistic part of us seeing Dan and Phil walking into a stage kissing holding a gay pride flag while mcr plays The Black Parade onstage with Fall Out Boy this year is craaaaazy...

#no but seriously imagine it

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i KNOW dan made phil photoshop pictures of him with an eyebrow slit on each side to decide which side looks better 😌

#average dan activities

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day 788

#THAT IS NOT OTTO #who is he #that’s a clone #waterparks are holograms confirmed

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I had a dream that Dan and Phil uploaded a house tour but their house was my dads house with extensions made (kitchen, gaming room :O, their weird colored couch, the stairs(leading to nowhere my house is one floor)) it was terrifying

#danandphilgames #dan howell #phil lester #phouse #phandom

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"You could swim in those eyes" (apple Phil picture) you cannot, in fact, swim in those eyes (it would be impossible)

thank you anon for bringing this lie to everyone's attention! seasoned veterans will recognize this quote from one daniel howell in reference to philip lester's eyes:

some may claim that this is not a lie, but rather just dan being ignorant. perhaps, one might say, dan truly thought that he could go swimming in phil's eyes. however, dan is a man of science. surely he understood that it is physically impossible for a person to go swimming ("the sport or activity of propelling oneself through water using the limbs") in another person's eyes (not made of water, very bad if limbs enter). thus, we should, nay, are forced to draw the conclusion that dan was LYING!

why daniel j. howell would make such a blatant fabrication is unfathomable. this just goes to show that even in 2009, dan was a liar who did not care that he was obviously presenting falsehoods. and the fact that phil lester (AmazingPhil) would go along with said lie is repugnant.

we must fight for the truth! please everyone, i compel you to follow in the footsteps of this brave anon and submit more pieces of fiction from dan and phil.

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#6 years old #bros mom was the first fan lol #I’m 14 now xD

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are you fucking kidding me philip

#directly after the sleeping through breakfast comment #dan and phil #dnp

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Who is the real Dan idk but this vid is so final google feud WE GET IT YOU FUCK UR MARRIED coded

#dan howell #dan and phil #phil lester #wikihow #phandom #gay #youtube