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evil + slutty + bisexual is actually the best character archetype, but we’ve all been burned too many times by straight men who can’t write

#Dio Brando

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completely irrelevant headcanons of mine

-Narancia DESPERATELY needs glasses. I feel like this is more or less canon if you infer from his backstory but I also imagine that his bad eyesight is probably why he struggled with academics. I draw him with glasses in AUs because of this lol

-Josuke can DANCE. Like not in the sense that he just enjoys dancing, but in the sense that he’s fucking GOOD at it

-Rohan’s manga is the weirdest goddamn thing that anyone’s ever seen. Absolutely incomprehensible. Like a hybrid of JJBA itself and the last few episodes of Evangelion. He thinks that if you don’t “get it”, then you’re just not smart enough to understand his galaxy brain art

-FF doesn’t sleep, so during the night when the normal humans are asleep they have to find a way to entertain themselves with random shit like Rubik’s cubes and puzzles. It’ll be 3am and you’ll see Foo on a prison security cam just going to town on a Bop-it

#this is big brain time

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puts cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god

#hey look it’s Dio #jjba

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here’s my bingo card for Part 9 - including picks I’m confident will happen, some that I’d personally like to see and some others that came to me in a fever dream

#I dream of alt universe Polnareff #also by law everything is Dios fault #it’s an odd numbered part #it’s always dios fault in those #part 9

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Jotaro using star platinum to lift Holly instead of bending down to get his goodbye kissy

#here have this fluff after I disappeared for months #and I shall disappear again #one day… I shall return #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #jotaro kujo #star platinum

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I think if Bruno was around for the baby face fight, and he found out that was biologically his “child”, he would’ve kept it.

#adopting kids left and right #bruno bucciarati #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure

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Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

#Jojo part 4 Diamond is unbreakable

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Happy Mother’s Day to the best mom out there, Spencer shay

#happy Mother’s Day spencer #you truly deserve the world #icarly #spencer shay

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reblog and put in the tags what your favorite fictional characters have in common

#zero brain cells and depression #both separate and together #sad boys? himbos? sad himbos? yes

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Why is it right I’m crying now

#I actually feel attacked #I love my bf more than life he is my soulmate #this is still correct

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Y’all I’m so sorry for the lack of content. My hyperfixation has sort of moved on

BUT DO NOT DESPAIR!! For my lovely boyfriend purchased me a bootleg box set of parts 1-5 and I’ve heard the subtitles are... wacky. So I’ve got my ancient DVD player all set up and I’m assuming that’ll throw me right back into it.

I was told to expect something about the lines of “I’m chuffed, Caesar my boy” and I’m both excited and terrified.

#I will be back with more content I promise #but for now enjoy the rb’s of everyone else’s amazing things #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #vento aureo #diamond is unbreakable #battle tendency #stardust crusaders #phantom blood

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Yes.

Random jjba AUs/headcanons I like because I haven't talked about jjba in awhile and also there's some G/t at the end.

vampire Jonathan AU? fantastic

AU where Giorno grows to have vampiric traits from his father? wonderful

an AU where Kars makes it back down to earth after being in space? great

AU where Jonathan still has consciousness somewhere in his body DIO stole from him, but so little control over it. Kinda like YGO, but reverse 'evil spirit inside British boy' instead its 'kind british boy spirit inside fucked up evil guy'

Any allies who die in the series all kinda hang out in sky cloud afterlife and watch how things go from above.

That one head canon where Mista's father is Hol Horse Something, something paralleling Mista following Giorno

AU where the gang find Narancia when he's shrunk? Like, Mista and Fugo go out to look for him because they get worried and just find him tiny.

Those with Joestar blood can shift into giants because why not?

the more people the likes of the pillarmen or DIO consume, the larger they become. Some sorta vampire magic thing.

#jjba #just a big fat yes. #I’m feeling these so hard rn #it’s one am and I’m baked but damn this is great

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Just having a normal one. Stuck in traffic with a pigeon in my car.

#here’s your daily cry #got some happy tears rolling down my cheeks #I’m at work but it’s fine

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let me assign you a sanrio plushie based on completely unrelated questions right now…

#angel hello kitty: you are just a little baby #go to sleep #I mean I know but still #............ok #it’s 8pm but I’m sleepy

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ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

#not jjba but I’m absolutely crying rn

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Bro... what if we keldabe kissed... and we were both boys 😳 hahaha jk jk.... unless?

#this is so cute #my bf would kill me if he found out I rb’d this #no one tell him #he got me into this show and I’m gonna ruin it with the GAY