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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#LMAO

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ppl are always writing characters doing dumb shit like roasting a fresh-caught rabbit over an open flame instead of making a stew with that thing. great now you’re letting all the fat drip down into the fire as it cooks, wasting calories and flavor as well as causing the flame to flare up = inconsistent heat source,… when you could be maximizing the nutritional value of small game by making a soup or stew. Come on

#LMFAO #lotr #writing stuff

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Being cursed with good comprehension is looking at a character and thinking: They would not listen to Taylor Swift. Something too many people in any fandom fail to comprehend.

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which is definitely not an omen

#this doesn't bode well #lmao

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Sometimes we could all use a reminder. (source)

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#this is my song of the summer #I'm so obsessed with it #i listen to it at least once a day #i was just singing it 10 minutes ago #music #audio #polls

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#WAIT I CLICKED THE WRONG BUTTON #I MEANT TO CLICK THE FIRST ONE #music #polls #audio #lmao

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#ye

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#yes 😭 #polls

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i just gotta have my weekly “i am frustrated w employed people” moment. because i just feel so isolated in every conversation, i feel envious of their income and ability to live an independent life and buy things. if thats u I truly do need you to recognize and be conscientious of the fact that even though there is much wrong with the environment and expectations of employment, still that it is a privilege to be able to participate in it, because it means you at least have that base level of worth to society so that you can participate in it as designed. ppl like me cannot.

#current events

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goddamnb!!

chill out man!!!

#atla #art

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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I can smell Darla's nasty ass breath from 3 feet away send Help

#my post #anyway yk how i had 5 cats? no that's probably news to some #uhm. well we're back to having 4 cats now. Bizz passed earlier and. it was really hard #he was my younger sisters Everything #i don't think it's really registered with me yet #i think I'll still look for him to greet in the mornings #and that when the rest of them are getting up to no good I'll go to look for him during the cat count #(cat count is where we check for those furry bastards so we know they're not up to no good) #I'm afraid I'll ask my sister where he is and we'll all burst into tears as a result #with how hard we were crying today im surprised no one threw up