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Helen Danielsond-Ferbery is widely regarded as the source of "The Great Shindigging of xx11" where all data computers in quadrant Dwenty-Nine mistakenly adopted a viral partying program embedded in one of Helen's rock and roll music albums. While management does not believe this was Danielsond-Ferbery's intention, she was still let go and summarily reabsorbed. As a result of this catastrophe, thousands of kilobytes of Lotus 456 documents were lost and to this day data computers in that sector will occasionally -- and without prompting -- print out a "bazinga, my dudes!" in an illegal font followed by several ASCII guitars.

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Janson is a straight shooter with upper middle break room tidying management written all over him.

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We've never seen a more representative depiction of all the components of business in one amazing graphical interchange file. Management has indicated to us that they would love to put the creator up for a promotion. Congratulations EMPLOYEE you are now Interim Middle Sub-Manager of Business Graphics in charge of updating all of our data computers to be able to display this graphical interchange file.

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to request a replacement 8 button on your business phone, please press and hold 8 until you feel a mild electrical shock.

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do not purchase business doors from dan deerdorf of dan deerdoorf's business doors. he is not on the approved vendor list. please contact Nelda P. in purchasing to request a notarized copy of the list of approved business door vendors for the current week (may take 3-4 weeks for approval).

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business clones were a fad amongst businessologists in the early 1990s. unfortunately, the only remotely successful product of these experiments was a clutch of business-infused water moccasin eggs that mutated into a semi-stable pulsating blob that is now a key source of stapler lubricant.

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this is now the preferred middle management eyewear for all business offices in quadrants 8, 199, and 4 through 19u. Please return all BizViz 6 XLs to the break room on floor 7y before Hpm on Wednthday.

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Yes, the knob is quite intriguing, but Landry's hand is clearly touching the desk despite the obvious warning not to do so. Therefore Landry will be sent to THE JAR for the remainder of the work week.

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The utter disregard for the structural integrity of this filing cabinet unit is disappointing. This employee would immediately be terminated and reabsorbed. Also the magazines next to her supple business leg are unevenly stacked.

Pinup Emily Agnes by Tony Kelly - Business dress code. 2014

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Radical behavior includes, but is not limited to, spending fewer than 10 minutes per day reviewing the above informational poster.

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Jeffrey will attempt to get your attention and tends to stare; do not look in his direction or converse with him in any way. contact your direct supervisor immediately if Jeffrey begins talking about fly fishing or model airplanes.

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Noel needs to buckle down and focus on those print-outs before management notices and cancels Casual Tuesdays.

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Phil is correct to run this up the ladder, but doing so will cost the team much-needed efficiency points. perhaps Jan should help out instead of being so negative.

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example 145.A/z of Management UNAPPROVED Workstations: unofficially referred to as "The Modified Swordfish" this workstation assemblage violates at least 6 to 13 placement, eye-distance, wall-proximity, and angular disruption regulations; not to mention the inclusion of an illegal trackball-style pointing device and multiple ultra-portable data telecomputers without approved gravity tethers.

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please direct all inquiries regarding THE CLAW to your district supervisor.

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is it normal for business partners to give me heart palpitations?

This is common but potentially deadly. Seek the advice of a business physician immediately*

*heart palpitations are not covered under BUSINESS HEALTH PLANs ALPHA through GAMMA XY and any banked sick time may not be used. Please seek alternate employment if you expect to be out of the office for more than 2 hours as a result of any palpitations, arrhythmias, fludders, or implosions.

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while the high fiber gluten-based nutrition disc with Sstrawbberies(TM) is a management-approved snack, its proximity to the telecomputer's input board is in direct violation of office policy.

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