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cerithium-bromine · 8 hours
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i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea
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cerithium-bromine · 12 hours
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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside
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cerithium-bromine · 12 hours
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personally i think there should have been at least one episode where sokka collects aang and zuko and is like, “looks like we’re running low on supplies.  time for a GUYS-ONLY field trip.  three days of hunting and fishing and polishing our swords.  y’know, manly warrior stuff.  (aang, sotto voce: actually sokka i’m a vegetarian as you know–)  you girls have fun sitting around braiding your hair and talking about your crushes” and then the entire episode is just zuko and sokka lying around by a river, plucking blades of grass and staring up at the stars confiding in each other their deepest feelings and most secret insecurities while aang braids flower crowns, and whenever the screen cuts back to katara and toph and suki, they’re fighting and screaming and hacking away at river pirates and evil spirits and legions of assassins and hired mercenaries with swords.  you know, as girls do.
and when the boys finally drag themselves back to camp (they stayed up way too late discussing what true leadership really means and whether or not power always corrupts)  they find suki and toph and katara lounging around with black eyes and fresh bruises and bloodstained weapons and sokka shrieks, “what were you guys DOING while we were gone???”  and karata just shugs innocently and says in her sweetest voice, “oh, you know.  just girly things”
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cerithium-bromine · 12 hours
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black turtleneck guy: our company was founded on one simple principle—that God is a living creature and can be killed
shark tank guy: what’s the over-under on product parity?
catholic priest (watching this afterwards on a vtuber reaction video): *pauses, points at screen* that right there might be heretical
nematode worm: *caresses my brainstem*
nematode worm’s guardian angel: this one’s a thinker
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cerithium-bromine · 2 days
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don’t make me tap the sign
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cerithium-bromine · 4 days
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
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cerithium-bromine · 5 days
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cerithium-bromine · 6 days
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terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink
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cerithium-bromine · 6 days
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I just love so much his vocabulary <3
I find it fascinating, almost hysterical the way he talks but I love it with all my heart
[2023]
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cerithium-bromine · 6 days
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OFF OC
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bonus
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@ksenya-special @mothscotch @plumsliva ^___^
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cerithium-bromine · 6 days
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>the goblin leaps to attack!
>the goblin misses!
>the goblin has scraped his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
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cerithium-bromine · 9 days
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long time no see hi
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cerithium-bromine · 9 days
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Agnosthesia
n. the state of not knowing how you really feel about something, which forces you to sift through clues hidden in your behavior, as if you were some other person—noticing a twist of acid in your voice, an obscene amount of effort put into something trifling, or an inexplicable weight on your shoulders that makes it difficult to get out of bed.
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cerithium-bromine · 10 days
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conceptualizing a story about a school delinquent named Peachi-Keen who has to keep up a reputation as a Tough Guy while also trying to secretly grapple with the fact that he's a genius player at a game called "Cool Chess"
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cerithium-bromine · 10 days
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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
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cerithium-bromine · 10 days
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HAPPY 4/20 EVERYONE (CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL DUB YOU WONT REGRET IT)
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cerithium-bromine · 13 days
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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
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