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they did WHAT

In Hades 2 Odysseus and Penelope are apparently broken up 😭😭😭😭😭😭 they characterized him as an ex-cheating philanderer because of what happened with Circe and the like

She might not even be in the game, I’m so upset

I'm going to kill myself and everyone in this room

#hades game #hades supergiant #hades #odysseus #odypen #hades 2 odysseus #who would they massacre my boy like this

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Polites, even in death: greet the world with open arms :)

Odysseus: thanks! I Will Not.

#pffft #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #epic odysseus #epic polites

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that's it that's the saga

*through tears* I am the monster *sobs* *hics* rawr rawr *gasp* *sob* rawr *scream of agony*

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Odysseus in No Longer You.

#epic the musical #epic odysseus #epic the underworld saga #no longer you #epic no longer you

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In ‘No longer you’ Odysseus doesn’t know who the man with a trail of bodies is, but I think he thinks it might be the infant. Through his entire journey, the gods seem like they act to spite him, would saving the infant be all that out of the question? Also, Zeus told Odysseus that the infant would grow up to slaughter the families of Greece, and we know Odysseus is thinking about killing the infant through the entire saga. Idk, all this is just a way of saying Odysseus is paranoid of a baby coming back from the dead to kill him.

#ohhhh #that makes the panic in his voice make more sense too #i hadn't thought of that #epic the musical #odysseus #the odyssey #jorge rivera herrans #the underworld saga

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just because he doesn't say anything doesn't mean this isn't the case

Okay, so I know this isn’t going to happen, but how funny would it be if Hermes was in the underworld saga. I mean, he helps out sometimes with conducting souls to the underworld, so imagine Odysseus having his mental breakdown, and then Hermes is just there vibing in the background-

#Epic the musical #Epic the underworld saga #hermes #odysseus #monster #epic odysseus #epic hermes

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How do I be cool like Jesus Christ

Be kind

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i'm totally normal about main characters' moms who were voiced by the actor's actual mom

#i lied i'm not normal about it #AuuGhH it hurts #yes this is about the underworld saga #epic: the musical #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #the underworld saga #epic odysseus #jorge rivera herrans #wanda herrans #anticlea #odysseus and anticlea #epic anticlea

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little sister back at it again with the epic the musical takes

#epic: the musical #epic #epic the musical #odysseus #epic the underworld saga #the underworld saga #epic underworld saga #epic odysseus

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okay so yes i know the lore implications in this episode are really important for jon's character development or whatever but also martin constantly trying to touch dangerous artifacts is giving me life

#tma #the magnus archives #tma jon #tma martin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tma episode 113

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jon: look me in the eyes tim.

tim: which ones

jon:

tim:

jon:

tim:

jon: i hate you

tim: you love me and you know it

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Does the institute have anything on glock ness mosnters?

She is real. Too big to come in to give a statement so we sent a researcher up to have a chat. That researcher has since been hospitalised with four bullet wounds. His only comment was ‘worth it’.

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we did, my liege. he has been locked in the dungeons for months in the hopes that when he expires his ghost will be inextricably linked to this castle and you can monologue to him about all the ways you could have killed him forever

I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

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PFFT

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I want to work at the Magnus Institute so bad. Don't care about the eldritch mysteries or the trauma, I just. I need to fix their archiving system, man

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headcanon that everybody in the archives enjoys listening to jon record statements because of how Into It he gets and they'll all crowd around his office door to listen whenever he starts a new one

#tma #the magnus archives #tma jon #jonathan sims

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