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Puts ur art in my mouth and scurries off into the wilderness

Drew my fursona playing her banjo!!!

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The masculine urge to follow my grandpops dreams of becoming a musician that he had to give up to raise a family at 20 y/o

#music #musician #guitar #should i? #i should #the masculine urge #its unstoppable #i have to shit

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How I feel watching someone who doesn't think they're trans say the most trans shit ever

Like bro... I have been down that road, and it is a road best traveled alone. The journey to find oneself must not be guided by another's thoughts, but also like the closet is glass but they're blindfolded or some shit idk

#transgender #trans pride #lgbtq #like... #my friend will say some shit and I'll just stare at him #is he trans or just really chill about his masculinity #“i just wish i was a girl sometimes” Are we sure this is a cis man #he reminds me of myself when i was twelve and in denial

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For a request, LU triple threat? I bet they’d be so cute in that style!

NOOOOOO don't use your canonically accurate strength Wild!!

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oh my goodness wait i just realised that if alastor is the one who goes to the club instead of husk, does that mean once niffty gets wasted he just sticks her on alastor instead 😭 its a good thing its niffty because i doubt he’d would tolerate anyone else crawling around him like a jungle gym (though, i doubt canon husk would have either anyway)

Yeah Angel ends up dumping Nifty on Alastor. But it should be noted that Alastor is far more protective over Nifty in the club than Husk was. So instead of it reading like one chill dad and one nervous dad, like with Husk and Angel, it's two nervous dads and a runaway Nifty. When Angel finally catches Nifty and gives her to Alastor, he basically plants himself in a booth and scares everyone away for the rest of the night.

The only time Nifty gets away is when the commotion with Valentino happens and well, y'all know how that went.

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Guys what the fuck who taught my grandma to say hooman I'm genuinely baffled

#what???? #hooman???? #she has four grown kids and six grandchildren with four of them under the age of nine and i KNOW my brother doesnt use hooman #i see people like “oh who taught my grandma to say fuck off 😋🤧” but like mine is using 2020 lingo #im baffled #in shock #i never expected to see her type out hooman

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Wild cannot do a forward roll. He can't. He can do so many other tricks, but rolling always just messes up his neck (he slipped a disk last time he tried)

All the others, even Time, do not have this issue. they have no clue what's wrong with him.

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Imagine an alternate universe where botw Link pulls out the master sword at a young age (like 6 idk) but instead of reporting it to the royal family, Link and his family just keep it hidden and tell no one that the child has it. Link doesn't join the hyrule army at a young age, instead he spends his childhood helping out in his family's tavern (mainly in the kitchen). He has no responsibility on his shoulders because his parents raised him not to care about what an old sword thinks of him.

One day the royal family make their way through the lost woods only to find that the sword isn't there. Remember, Link's family told no one that he pulled the sword (rn it's stored somewhere in the attic underneath a pile of spare furniture for the tavern). Royal family obviously freaks the heck out cos where is it?? Link's family, being the tavern owners they are, obviously hear word on the street the royal family can't find the master sword. What does Link's family do? Put more furniture on top of the sword because honestly in this day and age can't hyrule think of a better way to stop an apocalypse than a single kid with an ancient sword?

Apocalypse begins, but it doesn't get very far because (1) Zelda is confident in herself thanks to an entire childhood of not being compared to Link's feats and (2) Link walks right up the the sanctum sword in hand, and just stabs that gross cocoon that hasn't had 100yrs to turn into a full-fledged Ganon. Zelda (who was wielding her powers to subdue Ganon) notices him and the sword, and asks him why he didn't show up sooner. His response? "Because until today I didn't have a reason to." Zelda asks him what's his reason then. He says "this mf burned down my family's tavern" – then just walks away. Calamity over before it even had a real chance.

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HAI BESTIE!!!! :3 what's your view on socialism!!!! XD

Oh em gee haii!! :0 Socialism so so sugoi kawaii desu!! :p

#gay

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warrior down

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1/4 Experimental ink sketches in adapting Pokemon designs to a more biologically realistic design! Starting with Zorua and Umbreon

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Im thinking about this

thanks @tranquil-slaughterhouse

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a bit of zelda/link role swap! 💙 outfits are sort of a mix & match of botw and totk though + just a bit of whatever I wanted to add :D

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Idk man, the King might like a jester deep in his halls, but a clown balls deep might make the King temporarily consider making decenct food

Do you think Ronald McDonald is in a secret gay relationship with the Burger King, and that he tops the king?

Burger King is DEFINITELY the top but you're correct otherwise

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Started as a doodle and I got carried away

#legend of zelda #lu wild #botw link #botw fanart #botw link fanart #tloz #my art #artist