staff: our bot is very reliable
tumblr bot:
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*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*
tumblr staff: We will fix it (:
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WE NEED MORE CLOTHES
EVERYONE PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES
WE CANT LET PEOPLE KNOW WE HAVE SKIN!!!
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The Lion King (2019) dir. Jon Favreau
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scene before movie climax:
protagonist: So who’s with me?
*5 seconds of silence*
the stoic one: *looks up* im in
4 people one after the other: me to
*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*
*2 more seconds of silence*
The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in
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