Oh also btw, if you have netflix, I recommend watching The Blacklist. Like yeah the main character is a cop but I'm telling you, watch the first episode. Just the first one, and if you're not sold after that, it's just not for you. Also this guy is fucking adorable and he knows it.
He would 100% respond "god forbid women do anything" to someone pointing out he just fucking shot someone in the face, and you'd agree with him.
Yeah it took me until like the 3rd time I saw one of these to realize it's Goblin backwards. What is it? Why it's a goblin, around that 3-4 ft (0.9-1.2 m) tall range. Happy, mirthful, great sense of humor, it has mage hand and can even magically make you laugh, because that's a god. Straight up divine possession. Don't try to hurt it, it'll just heal from the pain and charm you into singing its praises. and if you do kill it it'll just instantly go into the next goblin so there's no point.
You see, when Maglubiyet killed most goblinoid gods, the god of Trickery and Mischief simply broke itself into pieces and ran. The goblins wiped their name from history and memory so they could never be found. Now in every goblinoid warband there is a jester, who gets to do whatever they want. If they're stopped, or the uptight hobgoblins don't allow a jester, BOOM! It's an endless wave of trickster mode goblins! So what you're fucking is a nameless mischief god who escaped death to annoy the usurping war god in the funniest way possible.
The city’s libraries have already had to cut Sunday service and limit hours. The new budget being put forward is even worse for libraries and may require the loss of another day of service.
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Sylveon was the request for early morning today so HERE SHE IS!
She has absolutely no name and was more of a "I wanna be a Sylveon because I love Sylveon and Sylveon is new and also the Sylveon is a girl and there's nothing weird about that so don't ask me questions" thing because I was very egg and Sylveon also rocketed to an all timer for me when X/Y launched.
So uh... help me name her?
She also has my old Pink 3DS XL which broke and I miss it every day.
The thing I like about Kabru is that he has Main Character Energy leaking from every pore. He was born with unusual eyes. He's the last survivor of a village destroyed by an out-of-control dungeon. He was taught to be an extremely effective manslayer by his hot adoptive elf mom. He can read people like a book. He picks up women effortlessly.
But in the dungeon he's completely out of his depth and all his Sherlock abilities are completely useless against Laios, the Most Autistic Man Alive and the real main character.
the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???