So, you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.
Even if I shrink down to two inches?
I'd carry you around in my pocket.
MONICA GELLER AND CHANDLER BING
FRIENDS (1994-2004)
sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.
Characters being compared to dogs always use terriers or pitbulls or something for their metaphors. “They grab on and they don’t let go” “They keep worrying at it until it’s dead” etc.
Anyway, I want to see collies used as metaphors. Albert Payson Terhune style. “He was like an attack dog–making slash-and-run attacks, cutting them up worse every time, never staying in range long enough to get hurt but circling back over and over.”
I'm not a physician. I don't have anything like the knowledge you do.
— You've been working for me for many years, Merlin. I suspect you know more than you think you do.
I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you