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Lord Vader

Art by Ben Mcleod || IG

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anakin in the good timeline where he becomes a malewife on naboo

#anakin skywalker #amidala #star wars #naboo #padme amidala

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desperate for more merchandise, the star wars franchise is now introducing Babier Yoda™

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reposting some old sketches ★

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Anakin living his cottagecore dream on Naboo.

(I wanted to joke that that's what Vader dreamed about floating in his bacta tank, but I am almost 100% it's not a joke and already happened in one of Vader's comics)

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Some formatting stuff -- I sort of like the twitter format more since it makes me write fun short little blurbs, but I might put it here if it garners more interest, so:

a bit of shameless cross-promotion with my twitter: go vote in this poll if you want to see me run a star wars alternate history

https://x.com/ironcretin/status/1782487069987602749?s=46&t=qi1o6RyUrqXpL2zaAu4wJQ

#star wars AU #choose your own adventure #interactive fiction #star wars

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a bit of shameless cross-promotion with my twitter: go vote in this poll if you want to see me run a star wars alternate history

https://x.com/ironcretin/status/1782487069987602749?s=46&t=qi1o6RyUrqXpL2zaAu4wJQ

#star wars #star wars alternate universe #star wars AU

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A prequel series that slowly but steadily stops making any sense. At first there are minor continuity errors, but only to the degree that could be put down to imprecise language or misleading statements in the original, then gets worse and worse until by the final episode the main character of the original series has never been born, the antagonist is already dead, and the worldstate is totally different from how it was at the start of the original

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Draw this in your style: Sabine's art version for the monthly kalluzeb discord prompt

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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

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#star wars #ton falk carrier #razor class frigate #star wars ships

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Writing a novel when you imagine all you stories in film format is hard because there’s really no written equivalent of “lens flare” or “slow motion montage backed by Gregorian choir”

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"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here

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Everyone knows Yoda, Dooku, Qui-Gon Jinn, Rael Averross, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano as the disaster lineage.

But nobody seems to invite its dark side delinquents like Komari Vosa, Asajj Ventress, Savage Oppress, Xanatos, Galen Marek/Starkiller and Lumiya, etc, to the family reunions.

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"and you call this ship a "fondor haulcraft" despite the fact it is obviously corellian?"

"yes! it's a regional dialect"

"mhm. what region?"

"uh... core worlds"

"really? well i'm from chandrila and i've never heard anyone use the phrase 'fondor haulcraft'"

"oh no, not on chandrila. it's an alderaanian expression"

"i see"

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babygirl what did you expect

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the funniest part of this is that chewbacca knows yoda, and could have told han about this at any time but chose not to

luke takes grogu home to his temple and han comes home from a long day of doing trophy husband things and sees the cutest, must fucked up looking little green thing just sitting at their dinner table and luke explains that he is a member of yoda’s species and han nearly has a conniption because luke never told him he was an alien and he always thought yoda was just some guy

#star wars #han solo #yoda #chewbacca