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looks like phil found a use for the boxes (and dan’s fluffy hair) ✨✨

@danielhowell @amazingphil !!

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NOTE:

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT NON-BINARY MEANS THEN DO. NOT. ARGUE. WITH ME. ABOUT HOW. THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS

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"Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt."

WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS

#drarry #harry x draco #hoggywartyhogwarts

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Drarry Fic

Draco woke up. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and Blaise was snoring. Typical. It was his birthday and his friends did apparently nothing to celebrate it. He got up, threw on his robes and stomped off to the common room. Pansy was sitting in an armchair reading a book. She looked up as he entered. " 'Morning, Draco." She looked back down at her book. "That's it?" Draco demanded, stomping his foot. (Typical drama queen Draco) Pansy looked up once more, bewildered. "Yes your majesty, one above all else?" "Haha, very funny. But do you have anything else to say to me?" Malfoy rolled his eyes. "I GIVE UP!" he said, raising his hands in surrender. Pansy looked puzzled. "You really don't know, do you, Parkinson?" he said as he stormed out of the dungeon common room, leaving Pansy to wonder what Draco was on about this time. In The Great Hall, Crabbe and Goyle beckoned him to come sit with them. Draco smiled. Was he about to get the attention he deserved? "Draco, we saved you bacon!" Said Crabbe, hoping to get a praise out of Malfoy. "Why?" Draco raised an eyebrow at the two. "Uh, because you like it?" Goyle answered, uncertainty in his tone. Draco rolled his eyes for what felt like the 50th time and plonked down between his "friends". Soon, Pansy and Blaise came up to join them. "What's wrong, Draco?" Blaise asked, eyeing the frown plastered on Draco's face. "I don't know, Blaise, maybe because the lot of you didn't realize that today is my-" he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see the most greenest eyes. Greener than the grass near the lake, greener than the leaves on the trees at the edge of the Forbidden Forest, greener than- "Potter," He spat, scowling, trying to mask the redness that tried to overcome his pale skin. Harry rubbed his own neck as he smiled. "Happy Birthday," he handed him a small green box, wrapped in silver ribbon. "here." He scurried back to the Gryffindor table before Draco could say anything else. Draco turned back to his friends with a smirk. Their mouths were hanging open as if they just saw something amazing. Which, they kinda did. Malfoy delicately opened the box and pulled out a chain that had a silver snake with a green bejeweled eye on it. He unclasped the necklace and placed it around his neck, gingerly examining the small snake. "How does it look?" he asked, grabbing the small mirror he had in his back pocket at all times. "Draco, you could've told us." Pansy sighed. "Potter knew," Draco remarked, taking a bite of bacon. "How, exactly?" Goyle said, gawking at Draco. "It's a mystery." Malfoy got up and marched over to the Gryffindor table where Harry was sitting. "You spoil me, Potter." he whispered as he kissed the spot on Harry's neck where he had given him a hickey last week.

#drarry #harry x draco #hoggywartyhogwarts

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STOP THIS MAN

yes quench my thirst merlion daddy 🦁💦

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these two are absolutely the most beautiful things on this here planet earth

#phan #dan and phil #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phillion #danosaurs #okay i'm done

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oh wait i'm the tree i should know this

“Does the Christmas tree have eyes ?” /// “No it would’ve seen some shit” - D.J.H

WHAT SHIT DANIEL TELL US MORE

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“Does the Christmas tree have eyes ?” /// “No it would’ve seen some shit” - D.J.H

WHAT SHIT DANIEL TELL US MORE

#oh wait #i should know this

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song, that is my favorite

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yo my dudes

i need friends

plz

#friends #plz #also #phan #anddddd #ladynoir #drarry #let's talk #give me shit to do #okay #that is all

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on all levels except physical I am Dead

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DAN AND PHIL ARE DOING A LIVESHOW TOGETHER ON THURSDAY AND I COULDNT BE MORE EXCITED THIS IS WHY I HAVE 3 FRIENDS

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wowza

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

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i need this

10/10

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this made me laugh for three hours

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OHMIGOD YES YES YES

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yes

phil biting his tongue when laughing is the cutest thing ever