degenerate-mystery-inc-whore
melodramatic hot girl shitposter
Transfem | Older than time, ageless, the first and last being to cast it's wretched gaze upon the indifferent universe (mid-20s) | Will not shut the fuck up about Scooby Doo
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@sovietnether
straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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There's a joke about dead Internet theory in here somewhere except that these are our Tumblr blorbo bots and them interacting ABSOLUTELY makes the Internet a better place for the humans
Customer: (not on record)
DMV: SUPER POO
Verdict: DENIED
#haiku bot#ca-dmv-bot#this is not sarcasm i genuinely love this interaction#gimmick bots interacting with each other my beloved
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Let's Go To Work
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Hawaiian Shirts are Formal Wear
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Listen. New or questioning trans girl. People will say that wearing a skirt and panties giving you a boner is proof that what you're doing is unnatural. This is untrue. You are experiencing the sense of liking how you look: something most cis people have. You have begun to enjoy your body, something that has been absent for years. Your first kiss ever also will feel/felt that much more powerful. It's a little lame but just enjoy it for now.
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Music shops should be ran by butch women.
#OP your other post about this came across my dash immediately before this one and all i can say is youre absolutely right#“name three of their albums” okay name three women who feel safe around you
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Made this a while ago to send to a friend and realized I should post it here
#i think about this all the fucking time#professor Raffalo watching from prison as the literal end of the world is triggered#he has no idea that the locket he scoffed at months prior was the indirect cause of all of this#god i love this show#scooby doo#scooby doo mystery incorporated#sdmi#mystery incorporated
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@forever-stuck-on-java-8
Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".
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No but actually the replies are incredible
im hunting americans
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Source: Dyke Strippers; Lesbian Cartoonists A to Z , edited by Roz Warren
#d slur#lesbian history#lesbian art#lesbian positivity#lesbian cartoon#image#lgbt#lesbian#gay men#art
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You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.
alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.
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Not identical, but related
when the song has a horn riff a girl might verily be inclined to cum in such great amounts of goopy fluids that a whole town floods and dies. sorry for my grossposting
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I'm a conpilled fraudmaxxer. A real schemechad, if you will
phrase that has been stuck in my head for a few days now is "fraudmaxxing"
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