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Late on the x2 birthday art (mine and my Dio's) which was the 20th but uhhh I've been working on it!

#ooc #i have it partly done! but.... #i know this is man who is never doing stuff on his blog georg saying this but i'd liek to! post a lil art still #i also have been wanting to draw new refs and slap back on here after a tmeskip and establishing shifted au direction

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A day late but happy birthday to my favourite vampire.

#jjba au #jojo's bizarre adventure #jonathan joestar #vampire jonathan joestar #fateswapSCRATCH.exe #needless to say if i ever properly get back to blogging here there will be more changes #one is giving this bastard a stand so these stooges have SOME counter to stands #the other will be seen when i post dio's birthday art so.... in 15 days

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#reblog #will finish and post my boy tomorrow hopefully but this what you get today #i have nto and cannot forget abt my beloved cringe monsterboy

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BET I FORGOR NOP. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY ERINAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY FATESWAP LET'S GOOOOO. Sorry I don't post much ever but like blog stuff burnt me out and life is a Difficult. But these stooges live rent free.

Dark palette based on an old post apoc outfit I made and also bcuz I think she'd wear dark colours if she wears pants.

Will probably update with a version where she's gesturing at them Joestar boys.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba au #erina pendleton #au #fateswapSCRATCH.exe

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Tumblr mobile fr needs an option to be like desktop where you reblog to your main by default and not the last blog you were tabbed into fr. Tired of accidentally posting here after I post my occasional Thing.

#ooc #i usually catch it the second i reblog and NOT before which is annoying bcuz I'm on autopilot #also if it already does then fuck it should be default setting tbh

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I finished this over a week ago but I'm too lazy to post things right as I draw them anymore. Anyway yeah again putting the crossover rp au crackship on this blog. There is NOTHING anyone can do about it if you're still here you should be used to at least 1 unusual ship what is another.

#holyHell.exe #jojo's bizarre adventure #genshin impact #crossover au #childe genshin impact #jonathan joestar #(again he's not rly named that in the au but ya know he is jonathan regardless) #also can NOT wait until one day a genshin fan makes the mistake of asking me who i ship childe with #i will not explain to them why i answer jonathan joestar and i will not give them a genshin character #i will only assure them i am NOT joking

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#you know i forgot to change blogs for a couple posts but this can stay #this is why i don't do anything here guys hi

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BATTLE OF THE BATTLE SHONENS - SEMIFINALS

#pov i reblog this here to rally troops

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Happy April Fools! *hides eggs around your house*🦇

[->He almost certainly did not.]

#ask #fateswapSCRATCH.exe #not to be redesigning this boy constantly but i think if i do properly come back there's gonna be a bit of a timeskip #so he can be overgrown #his hair is too close to hamboy's on average and i rly have been shifting from the borrowed design tbh #i think the gay vampire tops mixed with like cybergoth vibe bottoms is what he deserves #it is peak edge

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Happy April Fools this isn’t even a joke I’m just throwing crossover crackship cringe directly at my followers and into the tags you can’t do anything about it.

#reblog #subjecting anyone who still looks here to this dumb shit too bcuz this is a shitpost blog and some of the context IS here #like SLIVERS of context #but it's more than Nothing

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Oh? What's this? A letter! LMAO NOPE ITS A GLITTER BOMB! Happy april fools day!

#fateswapSCRATCH.exe #ask #get GLITTERED idiot

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Sorry not sorry my only brainrot is further AU of this AU and if y’all want some Fated Swaps you’re only getting the funny angel demon AU. Anyway have a little big cringe boy. :o)

#holyHell.exe #his name is different in the server bcuz i play him more expy than strictly au but i'll still give him the fandom name tag ig #jonathan joestar #jjba au #love this funny emotion eater

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An assortment. I will provide no context for any of these.

#holyHell.exe #sorry i don't post ever but here have some things shitposted for rp server #if i make more i'll maybe do assortment 2 #also actually i might provide context if prompted

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Hands everyone here a large monsterboy loser and gacha game murderboy. You're welcome.

Also should note that cringe monster boy goes by Johannes in the au in question. In fact if he has the eyepatch and side ponytail he's Johannes in that iteration.

#holyHell.exe #think thats ny tagging style. also its silly to call the server that but #i do njt want to add proper tags tbh partly cause avoiding #partly cause I'm lazy #that said tho yeah silly rp dictates vampire Jonathan joestar is going to kiss childe genshin impact #multifandom rp is literally king you can't convince me otherwise

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What if I subjected y'all to discord rp induced crossover ship? This is a threat.

#ooc #i should post the demon-angel rp doodles here even if im sure they'll get like 3 notes maximum #listen I know local monster boy is typically forever alone but he can have a boyfriend. some bi in denial panic as a treat #it doesn't matter if no one reacts or responds I'll probably do it anyway you get it against your will #when has anyone ever stopped me

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Your Dio has tits in a TransMasc Milf Way, Jovan. Normal Dio hasn't put his points into Milf and a law degree gives you -10 to Tits

#fateswapSCRATCH.exe #SCREAMING AND FUCKING YCRYING #TBH I WAS ALSO GONNA CCRACK A JOKE ABT MY DIO HOARDING ALL THE TITTIES AND NOT SHARING ANY #but i thoguht thowing a lil guy in your inbox was the funniest #i am SOBBING at transmasc milf tho #that's him that's hamboy #also i see... the law degree is helpinghim pass...

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#reblog #sweats