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hi. I'm still alive

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finishing off trans week with my personal favorite hedcanon, TRANS REMUS-

I mean maybe it’s the projecting but still.

12 more days until pride month!!! and one more week of the harry potter pride series !!!!!!

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hello besties, just your dialy reminder that remus and sirius are madly in love.

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I honestly don't know if I want to be Lily to be with James or be James to be with Lily

#lily evans #james potter #jily #marauders era

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pleaseee stop acting like remus was corrupted by james and sirius those two kids came to hogwarts with the swearing level of an 80 years old prude. they didn't know how to use fuck in a sentence. and remus taught them all he knew

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Snape:

Anyone with braincells:

#anti snape #anti snivellus #anti severus snape

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8th of March

Today, March 8 is Women's Day, today we remember the battles that still exist today for women. Unfortunately, the battle is not over yet. And still today many women are victims of abuse, harassment, and unfortunately also femicide. In Italy, since the beginning of 2021 there are already 11 women whose voice has been removed.

But today, we will remember the rights of women, the various women who have marked history, who fought for their rights, who made the revolution. A woman's voice will have died away, but there are a thousand others that have become a "very high and fierce cry for all the women who no longer have a voice" .

♀️Today you feel even more beautiful and proud of you that you feel a woman, because you are perfect like the way you are. ♀️

Happy Women's Day, and please, man or woman, whatever you are or you feel ... let's respect and help each other.

Ciao ciao♀️

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Taylor Swift and the marauders era characters>> any person

#taylor swift #marauders era

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As a Hispanic person, I can say that this is funny And right NDNFNFB

If James Potter were Hispanic, this is how that scene would’ve went:

James (throwing a sandal at Voldemort): No se atreves pinche cabron!

James (pausing and laughing): ¿Qué tipo de nombre estúpido es señor tenebroso? Maldito pendejo!

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Inspired by Sweater Weather by @lumosinlove

I cannot explain how much I loved reading this fic, and re-reading it, and after the 12th re-read I just had to draw Loops in Captain Blacks jersey.

🏒♥️🐺⭐️

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Every friend group should include

A bimbo

A mean bisexual

An ever meaner lesbian

He/theys

She/Theys

A token straight who’s on thin ice

An astrolodgy bitch who has everyone charts memorized

And a short king

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Me: Good morning to every character in Prisoner of Azkaban!

Snape and Peter: Aw thank y-

Me:

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James (running into McGonagalls office out of breath): Professor! Help! I need help!

McGonagall (rolling her eyes): I’m not falling for that Potter

James (agitated): Professor I’m serious! Someone got hurt!

McGonagall: Potter calm down! What happened?

James: I was on a date with Lily at Hogsmeade and an ice cream truck came rushing over the corner and it was going to hit Lily but then Snape pushed her out of the way!

McGonagall: Is Lily okay?

James: She’s fine! The truck hit Snape!

McGonagall: Oh my-

James (pulling a popsicle out of his pocket): We already called for help and he’s on his way to the hospital right now

McGonagall: Oh good I was so worried about- wait did you buy an ice cream from the ice cream truck that hit Snape?

James (shrugging): It was on sale

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THIS IS SO CUTEEE

How to make dad play with you 101

#at this point scorpius just looks like a fluff of ball #please expect more fluff ball scorpius #draco malfoy #scorpius malfoy #hp fanart

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First year

James: Cmon do this for your best friend

Sirius: We are NOT friends

James (poking his arm): Stop lying, we’re best friends

Sirius (scowling): Don’t touch me! I don’t know if your brain is scrambled from all the times you fell off your broom, but I am not nor will I ever be your friend

James (grinning): Not even a little?

Sirius (snarling): No! Not even a little!

James (raises his eyebrows)

Sirius (sighing): Ok, maybe a little

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i’ll never be over artemis and callisto

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James (bragging): Yeah, I know French too. You’re not special

Sirius (raising his eyebrows): Yeah? Try me then. Bonjour. Quel est votre nom?

James: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire: l'activité physique. Le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe. Mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

Sirius (shocked): Is-is that just the French verse from Beyoncé’s Partition?

James:

Sirius:

James (annoyed): It was French wasn’t it?