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dismemberedhat · 3 years
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Deadpool is Kohga’s and Sooga’s love child. Why did I use so many hours on this silly joke?? (’Genet’ is my username in twitter)
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dismemberedhat · 3 years
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How I keep my thigh highs up By December
These high heeled boots are more akin to stretchy boot covers, but for some platform heels. They have an opening for the stem of the heels and the sole. They slip on over the shoe so that the shoe base remains usable (in my case, for other cosplays) and pull up over the leg. Underneath the shoes and shorts I’m wearing some dance tights. To keep the shoes up, I’ve attached a nice sized snap between the shoe and the tights. Facebook.com/decembercosplays
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dismemberedhat · 5 years
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dismemberedhat · 5 years
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When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”
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dismemberedhat · 5 years
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Ylrac the Tired, Hoarder of Marshmallows and Bunnies
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dismemberedhat · 5 years
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Nuka Girl Cosplay
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Nuka Girl cosplay by Bobbin Cosplays
Raider cosplay S15Costuming
Photos by Badger Studios, NerdsKnow, and SleepingKumaPhotography
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dismemberedhat · 6 years
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"Take her to the moon for me"
Bing Bong cosplay by me
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dismemberedhat · 6 years
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Back with some more Bendy 
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dismemberedhat · 6 years
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Deadpool and Spiderman: Heartmates.
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dismemberedhat · 6 years
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If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.
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dismemberedhat · 6 years
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dismemberedhat · 6 years
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#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers
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dismemberedhat · 6 years
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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
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dismemberedhat · 6 years
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You are born with the ability to see whether people listen more often to the angel or the devil on their shoulder, based on the opacity of each- if they listen more to the angel, it’s more solid and the demon is more transparent, and vice versa. You recently met a guy online and you’re finally going to meet. You go in for a handshake and glance at his shoulders, but you can’t see the angel. Only a solid demon.
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dismemberedhat · 6 years
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Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants
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dismemberedhat · 6 years
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https://openstaxcollege.org
FUCK CAPITALISM! This didn’t cost tax payers anything. You don’t need to be a governing body with a police force to do decent things.
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dismemberedhat · 6 years
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Erik:( about the Opera Populaire) I love being here, we all have alot of laughs
Erik: Fuck off, Carlotta. No one wants to hear you fucking sing
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