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theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

#aziraphale

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#lovely art #crowley #crowleys plants #s

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New concept idea: blackout poetry of the bible but make it as gay as possible (and good omens themed of course)

#how great indeed you funky lil poet #bildad the shuhite #good omemes #textpost #e

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Inspired by @demonsandpieohmy post

Happy Stabby Day 🔪🔪🔪

#ides of march

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Ides of March (Gollancz Edition)

#ides of march

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Evening,

I’m watching Good Omens and, with the whole Ides of March thing being so recent, I noticed that the year Crowley is in Rome, carrying out a temptation, is very close to the year in which Caesar died. Are these things connected, or is it just coincidence?

I think you may be confusing your ADs and your BCs, or your CEs with your BCEs.

Caesar was killed in 44 BC. Crowley and Aziraphale are in Rome during the reign of Caligula in about 40AD. That's 84 years difference.

#ides of march #the mr. neil gaiman

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Happy Ides of March everyone!!

#FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE #ides of march

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Crowley brought a dinner knife to the conspiracy against Caesar. Aziraphale, who misunderstood the assignment, brought a fork. 

#ides of march #favorite

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Forgot my dagger on the way to the senate but this guy with ginger hair and black sunglasses at the marketplace gave me his, how kind!

#ides of march

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Ides of March

Rome, 44BC

Aziraphale: Caesar was murdered today. Did you have anything to to with that?

Crowley: Aren’t you the one who gives away stabby things?

#ides of march

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Happy Stabby Day!

EDIT: Because some of you asked about my headcanon:

I think Crowley just found out about the conspiracy from his army of informants. I don't think he was involved in suggesting or encouraging the conspirators, I think that would have been too much trouble, and stabby day was just another one of those awful ideas humanity manages to come up with all on their own that end up creating turmoil and suffering, like the Spanish Inquisition. Of course he took credit for it to keep in the good graces of the bureaucrats Down There - and likely got a commendation.

YMMV.

Reblogging this post for those of you who prefer to think Crowley totally orchestrated Stabby Day:

#ides of march

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#ides of march

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it's almost that time of the year folks. grab yer knives

reblog for extra stabbing

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inaccurate good omens part 12

inaccurate good omens master post

#textpost #memes #s #e #aziraphale and crowley #aziraphale #crowley #screenshots #fluff

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aziraphale expressing his newfound love for cute lingerie because he can. ( and crowley inviting himself to watch because he can. )

they were initially very shy about it but got over it quite quickly.

more art of these dorks (here) and (here)

#aziraphale #body confidence #cute art #aziraphale and crowley #fem aziraphale

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"My car does not make that noise! What are you doing to it?!"

[Image description: Fanart of Crowley, Aziraphale, and the Bentley from "Good Omens". Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]

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Image One: Crowley casually leans against the Bentley as Aziraphale pats the hood of the car, saying to it, "Thank you for the ride, my dear!"

Image Two: The Bentley responds with a heart-filled, "Honk honk!" A blushing Crowley whips his head around to scold, "NONE OF THAT!!"

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#the bentley #cute art #aziraphale and crowley