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eggskall · 12 hours
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[taking deep breath] in all seriousness it's really nice and wholesome to see the hermits' friendship esp with ren saying he viewed false and cleo as superstars and now they're sitting with him at 11pm talking absolute batshit nonsense about housemates and food. especially after he ate expired chocolate and they were concerned for him and said nice things to him in case he dies. or whatever. and when ren said they (hermits) used to not talk so much outside of hc but that changed in the past few years and they were all talking about their lack of a social life and how they're talking with their online mates at 11pm. it's sweet. also how the actual fuck do they put up with ren
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eggskall · 12 hours
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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town
academy
adventurer's guild
alchemist
apiary
apothecary
aquarium
armory
art gallery
bakery
bank
barber
barracks
bathhouse
blacksmith
boathouse
book store
bookbinder
botanical garden
brothel
butcher
carpenter
cartographer
casino
castle
cobbler
coffee shop
council chamber
court house
crypt for the noble family
dentist
distillery
docks
dovecot
dyer
embassy
farmer's market
fighting pit
fishmonger
fortune teller
gallows
gatehouse
general store
graveyard
greenhouses
guard post
guildhall
gymnasium
haberdashery
haunted house
hedge maze
herbalist
hospice
hospital
house for sale
inn
jail
jeweller
leatherworker
library
locksmith
mail courier
manor house
market
mayor's house
monastery
morgue
museum
music shop
observatory
orchard
orphanage
outhouse
paper maker
pawn shop
pet shop
potion shop
potter
printmaker
quest board
residence
restricted zone
sawmill
school
scribe
sewer entrance
sheriff's office
shrine
silversmith
spa
speakeasy
spice merchant
sports stadium
stables
street market
tailor
tannery
tavern
tax collector
tea house
temple
textile shop
theatre
thieves guild
thrift store
tinker's workshop
town crier post
town square
townhall
toy store
trinket shop
warehouse
watchtower
water mill
weaver
well
wind mill
wishing well
wizard tower
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eggskall · 2 days
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BDUBS THE THING (1982) DUB LIVE IN THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS
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eggskall · 2 days
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[hermitmay 5] TFC!
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eggskall · 3 days
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Actually Minecraft deciding that sleep depravation was gonna make flying demons attack you was realistic as fuck
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eggskall · 5 days
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funny stream today xD
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eggskall · 5 days
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the gemful visitor
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eggskall · 5 days
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i think that the funniest thing about the swedishbeans saga so far is picturing it from joel's point of view because. okay. imagine. you are joel smallishbeans. you are new to this whole hermitcraft thing. you've met iskall like, twice, and he's been kind of weird every time, but you're kind of weird back so you guess it's fine or whatever. you leave for vacation. you come back. someone has sent you dozens of unsolicited love letters and as much as you joke about etho it's probably not him. you find out it's iskall. you go to confront him to figure out hey, what the hell is this about? he gives a dramatic speech about you being in love and having left a sign on a prank you didn't do (and didn't actually leave) with a kiss on it, and how that means you're in love. you're just like. nah, man, i don't... know you? i have a wife. the man wails about how you're an awful person who has been leading him on, a terrible trickster. you aren't entirely certain what you had to do with any of this. you get home. he's mailed you bad breakup poetry now and declared that he's moved on but you haven't. you're still vaguely confused as to what has happened. then he invites you back to his house to build a statue of yourself so that he quote "doesn't need you anymore". i cannot emphasize enough you have talked to this man like twice. gem accuses you of being in a love spider's web and you honestly can't say she's wrong you're just confused about why everyone thinks this is in any way your fault,
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eggskall · 6 days
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*comes out of the minecraft session covered in blood*
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eggskall · 6 days
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falsesymmetry. you agree
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iskall's stream going fucking insane
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eggskall · 8 days
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pearl built a catbus so i drew her in the ghibli style
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eggskall · 9 days
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these custom intros are so fucking cute wait…….
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hermit photo!! taken by mumbo durin a break between seasons i think :]
based offa this series of photos:
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eggskall · 9 days
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if mumbo and ariana didn't have a s6 fling then whats this
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found another funny post to slap these guys onto
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