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Please imagine a stock dog squeaker noise when she grabs his face. Thank you.

#bro this shit was so fuckin funny bye #cupipara my beloved #cupid parasite #cupipara #allan melville

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“best shot you ever took?”

“the one i didn’t take.”

#in this house we love parallels #i cant wait for gen 2 hawkeye & black widow team up #im so excited for young avengers #hawkeye spoilers #yelena belova #kate bishop

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this scene 😭😭

#this shit was so realistic it killed me 😭 #way too funny #hawkeye #hawkeye spoilers #clint barton #he’s just a normal human bless him

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I wanna start swimming again but I’m pre-op ugh

#some cis women rly be thinking they can do no wrong #watch their faces when i say i’ve had more sexual harrassment from women than men #its embarrassing ur not an angel cos u got a pussy sis calm down

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LMAO that one shipper blocking me 💀💀💀 how is it not canon dumbass, the creator literally has said she’s asexual and when asked if she’s a lesbian yelena states “no. i’m nothing” and regularly says she has zero interest in romance. just because a character doesn’t explicitly say “i am x romantic orientation and x sexual orientation” does not mean it’s not canon. a male character who dates only men and has no interest in women is gay. a character who dates both men and women is bisexual. obviously.

stay mad aphobes. irregardless of an adaption you don’t change a character’s race, sexuality, or gender in adaptions, thats part of their base character. u know ur ass would be mad if they made a gay character straight bc it’s the mcu and not the comics 🤡

also ur ship sucks, get better taste and learn to ship ppl who actually have scenes together w romantic tension 😘

#just say u have a lesbian fetish and go #y’all nasty #yelena belova

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unfriendly reminder that yelena belova is canonically aroace and not only is it aphobic to erase her sexuality to try to ship her with kate bishop it’s also borderline homophobic to be so obsessed with lesbians that you physically cant seem to stop forcing ships to the point that you’re erasing other lgbtqia+ sexualities to do it. get help

never mind the fact that in the scene where her asexuality is confirmed yelena explicitly denies being into women LMAO

#yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #marvel #marvel cenimatic universe #mcu #i loathe tumblr shipping culture #y’all are fucking cringe and embarrassing as hell #literally if ur so fucking obsessed with romance and lesbians that you cant let an aroace character be aroace you need fucking therapy #you cant even watch a show without feeling the need to force romance LMAO like stop #fuckin embarrassing 🤡 #emi speaks

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Plateau’s Definitive Ranking of the Amnesia Boys by Fashion sense, from Most to Least Reasonable

1. Toma

Okay like, besides reminding me of days middle-school me spent shopping in Hot Topic, Toma wears mostly normal clothes. The biggest fault is that yellow thing tied around his waist (when I first saw it, I thought it was like a dramatic sweatshirt, but it doesn’t look like that? It just looks like a jagged piece of cloth?) but that’s hardly enough to sink someone in this lineup

2. Ukyo

Ukyo has a different ref picture because I couldn’t find his matching one with 2 seconds of googling. Anyway, Ukyo does have quite a Look. Also, it took me 3 years to realize he was wearing a funky skirt and not a really long asymmetrical coat, and tbh the skirt and pants is a bit much, but overall there’s not a lot of extra stuff going on and it’s a balanced design. Definitely weirdo clothes, but like, I could see this being real people weirdo clothes.

3. Ikki

Like Ukyo, Ikki has a relatively crisp look about his outfit, but the fastenings on his coat are a bit ostentatious. However, the reason he loses solidly to Ukyo is because of that single godforsaken thigh-high boot.

4. Shin

Okay look, at first I was gonna put Shin as a close forth behind Ikki because of the impracticality of two thigh-high boots knocks down the practicality factor, even if his ridiculous punk-rock look is super coordinated. But I’d forgotten about that, that fucking loose hanging belt. Like what the hell is that? Isn’t that super inconvenient? Are you wearing it as some challenge of spirit? Seeing how long you can go with that thing bouncing against your thigh before you lose it? Anyway, no contest, this is some bottom-tier reasonability shit.

5. Kent

Hey, quick question: what in the actual fuck?

#THIS IS WHY #DESPITE BEING A TOTAL PSYCHO #TOMA IS MY FAVORITE #MAN AT LEAST KNOWS HOW TO DRESS HIMSELF!!! #otome #amnesia memories

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drags my decaying corpse from my grave

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"isn't he so cute?" *picture of the wettest most pathetic looking guy you've ever seen*

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Blowing a Glass

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literally all i do is open tabs. then maybe i close them and then i open some more

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like it really is necessary to spread around that the super straight stuff was started deliberately by 4chan (shocker) and theyre deliberately attempting to 1- subtly include nazi imagery (ss) as a way to recruit and 2- “drive a wedge” between trans people and the rest of the community.

read the images in the linked tweet. be aware of their tactics. dont spread it as if its just another silly pointless attempt by transphobes to be shitty + not a deliberate right wing recruiting tactic

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#aes

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There's a lesbian couple out there that's this powerful

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not me catching up on welcome to night vale while i do some editing for work only for an episode from 2018 to have the line “in all reality, the apocalypse will likely just be you, alone in a room, with the flu.” in the form of a bath and body works commercial.

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my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

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